Терри Прэтчетт - Песня про Ёжика

The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you

And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu

Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small

But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS

It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight

The best way is sideways, then twist to the right

If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl

For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

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This is the alt.fan.pratchett version of the Hedgehog Song. The

original version was thought up by Matthew Crosby, and has since

then been streamlined and expanded by readers of the newsgroup.

If you have any suggestions for improvements or additional verses,

please feel free to post them to alt.fan.pratchett, or mail them

to Matthew Crosby (crosby@cs.colorado.edu) or Leo Breebaart

(leo@lspace.org).

Note from Matthew: "BTW, I know the giraffe verse in the book is

`if you stand on a stool', but this doesn't really rhyme. I've

tried to insert all the other scraps Pterry has given us... if I

missed any, let me know."