Robert Onopa: The Pleasure Tube

Finally the black girl begins punching my ticket into a terminal. She looks up at me, narrows her eyes, punches it in again. The green of her eyes is the green of the deep sea off Guam, jade pale, striking, accentuated by iridescent eye shadow. She really is lovely, the loveliest woman I’ve seen in the terminal. I watch her fingers: thin, long; her fingernails are a beige two tones lighter than the cafe au lait of her skin. She wears a silver name tag bearing the name Collette.

“There’ll be a slight delay in boarding your section,” she tells me with a practiced smile, suggesting in the same breath that I wait in the VIP lounge, first door to the right.

I ask her what’s wrong.

“We’re having an equipment malfunction in your section. They’re replacing a unit.”

“What unit?”

“The malfunctioning unit,” she says tightly.

When I tell her that she talks exactly like a computer terminal, I can see a vein jump in her neck, she tells me that’s all she knows. I am annoyed only because until now there has been no break in my motion—she is more embarrassed than angry.

“But you don’t exactly look like a terminal,” I laugh, “not at all.”

She shakes her head and her smile is spontaneous. Her face is aristocratic, her skin healthy. She has large eyes and long lashes that are real.

“Next, please,” she says, still smiling.

The light through the lounge window/wall is washed, watery. It seems like night because of the artificial quality of the light outside, but that may be distortion from the dome. Nothing to read; I am alone in the lounge. I wonder if it is because my leave was entered only yesterday that I am not “paired” for the trip; wonder what that means. Will my company be holograms? I wonder, too, if the blonde woman I met in the terminal will get in touch, will remember my codex. I should have asked her number as well. But then she had a friend.

The lounge is a room larger than the twin studio on Guam, though really just a room. But it’s luxurious, especially to a man used to bare floors and cots. Velvet couches, a small kitchen/bar off a divider on the rear wall, paintings on the side walls, one a massive Rubens that astonishes me because it looks real. Mirrors cover part of the ceiling, this entire wall a window overlooking the space shuttles on the tarmac. I fix myself Zubrowka on ice and watch the traffic from a reclining chair. The heel of my hand is bothering me, throbbing with the rhythm of my blood. I hold it to the icy glass of vodka until I feel nothing but the cold.

The girl from the ticket counter comes through the door when my glass is almost empty. “I’m sorry,” she says. “I called for staff, but we’re running behind. They’re still moving the new unit in.”

“What unit?” I say to tease her.

“We’ll be boarding at the first opportunity.”

“Computer,” I say again to tease her. But she turns to leave and I have to quickly take it back. “No, I didn’t mean that.”

She relents and rests her back against the wall next to a painting of two women lost in an embrace. “Look,” she says, “you have an hour at least. VIP section is always late, the last to board. There’s all that loading—you can’t imagine all the things they bring on. You’re anomalous for VIP, you know; usually we have managers, administrators, older men or women.”

“I had an overload of leave time,” I tell her. “They said anything goes.”

“Lucky you.”

“I suppose. You look a little tired. Is it that busy every day out there?”

“It’s getting toward the end of my shift.” She smiles again. She is a high-cheeked woman of extraordinary bearing. The tight cocoa halter she wears outlines the curve of full, dome-shaped breasts, and I wonder if she isn’t padded as part of her uniform. Her legs aren’t only possible, though—long, finely muscled, sleek above her pearl-colored shoes; she has a dancer’s legs.

“Do you mind if I walk around the terminal?”

She pushes herself loosely from the wall, then shakes her head. “No, you’d better not leave. I punched your whole program, your birth date seemed wrong, I thought we’d have to rewrite your ticket. You’ve been away for a really long time. You should just stay here.”

“I’m not a child,” I tell her.

“So I’ve noticed.” She smiles. “But there’s plenty you don’t know.” She comes toward me, bends down, and for an instant I think she is going to touch my knee. But what she does is pull up the inlaid top of the elegant, low wooden table I am sitting by. Inside—I laugh when I see it—is an entire computer console, miniaturized, with ivory keys. She punches a few buttons, guitar music fills the room, and the large glass wall becomes slightly darker. My chair reclines and the whole room seems to soften.

“Just relax,” she smiles. “It won’t be all that long.”

I think about the blonde woman I met on the lower level of the terminal and recall a vague, fleeting familiarity about her. Will I see her again? What is it she wants to do? I assume anything goes on this ship, but I had better be discreet. The ticket agent was right; there are some things I don’t know.

I do know this, though: this waiting, this lack of motion, magnifies the anxiety which I came all this way to smother and forget. Outside, the daylight is failing and ship lights, lane lights, begin to twinkle and glow. The view from the window brings to mind the array from the Daedalus dome I so often stood watching; the blue-gray shade of the glass is so like the color of the dome when we were cruising that the sight through it is uncanny. And yet we do not move. I slump back into the chair, close my eyes—a lushly comfortable chair whose designer must have had an affection for the small of the back.

In my half sleep I am again at the console of the Daedalus. In the stillness I am again at the lull, an incredible lull so motionless that I can feel the blood coursing through my veins. My mind shunts on, so trained by Taylor’s questioning; I recall shutting down and hoping for drift to pick up energy from the front that visually howls on the starboard side of the dome. Nothing shows on the instruments in the lull. My hands sweat. Motionless, I feel queasy, my stomach confused by the sudden end to turbulence. The memory of Werhner’s fork dripping sauce, an odor, the odor of curry—there is a shudder in the ship—I turn to grimace at Werhner. He has disappeared. Beyond his station the port hatch to SciCom hangs open like a tongue, through the opening, not the blue-green glow of SciCom computers or pale-blue-uniformed technicians working or the air lock beyond them, but deep space, blue-black space—there is a shock wave—in my body, through the ship. Hurtling at me is a spinning, growing ball of light, the howling sight of a raging sun….

I awake perspiring, startled; instinctively I stroke the heel of my hand. Through the waiting-lounge window the landing lights of a shuttle sever the deep night, sweep toward me, turn away. I sigh and walk off my anxiety, wish we would board and move.

The girl returns, the door hushes closed behind her.

“Ten minutes,” she says pleasantly, her voice with a different edge than it had when I first heard her speak. Her hands are at the back of her neck undoing a braid in her hair—she has redone her makeup, I think; her face looks fresher, more natural. As she shakes her hair loose it falls in long curls to her shoulders. “Free at last,” she says.

“Time to go home?”

“Time to stop working, anyway.” She joins me at the window overlooking the transport runways. “You should see home, I live next to a freeway.” She, too, looks out over the tarmac and the winking, high-rise city far beyond it. On the tarmac the hulking fuselages of the shuttles wait in trainlike rows. One larger ship, which I had seen attached to a booster, is taxiing toward the far runway whose blue lights stretch away, converging into nothingness.