D. Walker - The Snacking Dead

Meatballs

Gory Red Grinder, 2.1 , 2.2

Sweet-ish Fleshballs with Red Berries, 3.1 , 3.2

Medievaled Eggs, 1.1 , 1.2

Muffaletta, Threat-Level, 2.1 , 2.2

Muffins, Blueberry, False Sense of Security, 1.1 , 1.2

Mushrooms, Gutted, with Bacon and Spinach, 1.1 , 1.2

Mustard-Rubbed Long Pork, 3.1 , 3.2

Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1 , 1.2

Nail-Biter Chicken Fingers, 3.1 , 3.2

Napalm Spicy Chicken Wings, 1.1 , 1.2

Nuts

Bar, Very-Last-Call, 1.1 , 1.2

Till-You-Drop Chocolate-Cherry Energy Bars

Oozing Three-Cheese Calzone, 1.1 , 1.2

Pasta

Elbows Casserole

Peanut butter

Swarm Bait Fried PB&H’s

Peppers

Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1 , 1.2

Lime Pickled Jalapeños, 1.1 , 1.2

Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1 , 1.2

Saving Grace Grilled Pimento Cheese, 2.1 , 2.2

Secretly Sadistic Jalapeño Poppers, 1.1 , 1.2

Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1 , 2.2

Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1 , 2.2

Pickled Shrimp, Gruesome Trophy, 1.1 , 1.2

Pizza Clubs, Turkey, 2.1 , 2.2

Pomegranate

Bloody Walker

Gratuitous Violence Jell-O Mold, 1.1 , 1.2

Popcorn, Semiautomatic Garlic-Parmesan, 1.1 , 1.2

Pork. See also Bacon; Ham; Sausages

Burn-The-House-Down BBQ Sammy

Chops, Maple Brined, with Red-Eyes Gravy, 3.1 , 3.2

Dripping Ribs with Bourbon, 3.1 , 3.2

Gory Red Grinder, 2.1 , 2.2

Long, Mustard-Rubbed, 3.1 , 3.2

Sweet-ish Fleshballs with Red Berries, 3.1 , 3.2

Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1 , 2.2

Postapocalyptic Po’Boy, 2.1 , 2.2

Posthumous Red Chile Hummus

Potatoes

Chupacabra Shepherd’s Pie, 3.1 , 3.2

Up All Night Breakfast Sandwich, 2.1 , 2.2

Quesadillas, Diesel-Strength, 1.1 , 1.2

Sandwiches and burgers

Breakfast, Up All Night, 2.1 , 2.2

Burn-The-House-Down BBQ Sammy

Cold-Blooded Ice Cream Bread Sandwiches, 1.1 , 1.2

Creeping Crawfish Étouffée Toasts, 2.1 , 2.2

Fast and Furious Fried Chicken Wrap

Gory Red Grinder, 2.1 , 2.2

In-the-Weeds Stuffed Pita with Garlic Yogurt Dressing, 2.1 , 2.2

Postapocalyptic Po’Boy, 2.1 , 2.2

Saving Grace Grilled Pimento Cheese, 2.1 , 2.2

Sloppy José (or Whoever Else)

Survivalist Hero

Swarm Bait Fried PB&H’s

Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1 , 2.2

Tuna Salad Meltdowns

Turkey Pizza Clubs, 2.1 , 2.2

Unsuspecting Pigs in Blankets, 3.1 , 3.2

Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1 , 2.2

Sausages

Cat Head Biscuits with Sawmill Gravy

Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1 , 1.2

Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1 , 1.2

Survivalist Hero

Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1 , 2.2

Saving Grace Grilled Pimento Cheese, 2.1 , 2.2

Secret-Ingredient Cheese Fingers

Secretly Sadistic Jalapeño Poppers, 1.1 , 1.2

Semiautomatic Garlic-Parmesan Popcorn, 1.1 , 1.2

Shellfish

Crabby Prepper Puffs, 1.1 , 1.2

Creeping Crawfish Étouffée Toasts, 2.1 , 2.2

Gruesome Trophy Pickled Shrimp, 1.1 , 1.2

Shrimp, Pickled, Gruesome Trophy, 1.1 , 1.2

Sloppy José (or Whoever Else)

Spinach and Bacon, Gutted Mushrooms with, 1.1 , 1.2

Squirrel Poppers, 2.1 , 2.2

Survivalist Hero

Swarm Bait Fried PB&H’s

Sweet-ish Fleshballs with Red Berries, 3.1 , 3.2

Threat-Level Muffaletta, 2.1 , 2.2

Till-You-Drop Chocolate-Cherry Energy Bars

Tomatoes

Elbows Casserole

Gory Red Grinder, 2.1 , 2.2

Turkey Pizza Clubs, 2.1 , 2.2

Tortillas

Backwoods Burrito, 2.1 , 2.2

Diesel-Strength Quesadillas, 1.1 , 1.2

Nachos of the Living Dead, 1.1 , 1.2

Tuna Salad Meltdowns

Turkey

Pizza Clubs, 2.1 , 2.2

Survivalist Hero

Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1 , 2.2

Unsuspecting Pigs in Blankets, 3.1 , 3.2

Up All Night Breakfast Sandwich, 2.1 , 2.2

Very-Last-Call Bar Nuts, 1.1 , 1.2

Virulently Infectious Butterscotch Chocolate Chippers, 1.1 , 1.2

Watercress

In-the-Weeds Stuffed Pita with Garlic Yogurt Dressing, 2.1 , 2.2

Whatcha Got Chipotle Cheeseburgers, 2.1 , 2.2

Copyright © 2013 by D. B. Walker

Photographs copyright © 2013 by Evan Sung

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Walker, D. B.

The snacking dead: a parody in a cookbook / D.B. Walker.—First edition.

Includes index.

1. Snack foods. 2. Walking dead—Parodies, imitations, etc. I. Title.

TX740.W233 2013

641.5′3—dc23 2013032908

Trade paperback ISBN: 978-0-7704-3544-8

eBook ISBN: 978-0-8041-8516-5

Book design by Stephonne Hordework

Jacket design by Jim Massey

Jacket and text photographs by Evan Sung

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