Rick Humus - The Cum Drinkers

Kate and Linda were sitting at Kate's small dinette table one summer morning, discussing the neighborhood gossip and local news. Their husbands were out playing golf, and as was their wont, Kate and Linda got together to chat, shop and generally goof off. Each was wearing short shorts and a light blouse, as the summer weather was quite warm.

"I tell ya, honey, that husband of mine is a real dud in bed sometimes. I dress sexy for him and talk sexy, and all he wants to do is shove it in me, jerk a few times, come, and roll over and fall asleep. I really do miss the wild times I used to have when I was younger, you know?" said Linda as she slowly sipped at the cup of coffee in her hands.

"Exactly. I mean, I love Roger dearly, and wouldn't really want to spend my life with any other man, but jeeezus, I do get HORNY once in a while." Kate responded. "What's the sexiest thing you've ever done, Lin?" she asked almost shyly.

Linda looked at her for a few minutes, gauging the depths of the other woman's sensitivities. She swallowed the sip of warm coffee in her mouth and leaned forwards surreptitiously.

"When I was in college I got drunk accidentally on purpose at a fraternity party. After it got real late, I ended up being the only girl there. The guys all started talking about their sexual conquests, and they all claimed to be the worlds' greatest lovers, you know?" She stopped for a second to take another sip of coffee. "I said that any woman worth her salt could outlast ten guys, and they all laughed. I challenged them. I got up real slowly, and stripped as sexily as I could, without falling on my face! A couple of the guys hauled some mattresses out to the living room, and I lay down right in the center of them. I started stroking my cunt and licking my lips really sexy, and before you know it, there were 20 or 30 naked guys dancing around. I laid back, crooked my finger at the nearest one, and motioned him over.

"What'll it be, smarty?" I asked. He said he wanted to fuck me but good, so he got down there, jerked his cock until it was hard, and shoved it in. Let me tell you, these guys were just drunk enough so that they couldn't last very long. This first one must have stroked about 10 times before he shot off straight up my pussy. The next guy wanted a blow job, so I sat up, stuffed his teeny cock in my mouth, and a few seconds later had a sperm chaser after all the beer I'd had."

Linda stopped for a moment to look at her friend. Kate's cheeks had tinged a slight red and her eyes sparkled a bit, and Linda thought she could see Kate's nipples beginning to harden and poke out from the light blouse she wore.

"Oh God, that's hot! So what else?" queried Kate with a breathless smile.

"So, for about the next 2 hours, I fucked and sucked every guy in that frat house until there wasn't a drop of sperm left in any of them, and it was all up my pussy or down my throat, or mostly, all over my tits and face and in my hair. At one time, I counted six guys jerking off all over my head while I fucked this black football player's ass off, and wouldn't you know they all came all over my hair and face. I had to stop and get a towel to wipe the shit off my face. I was drenched in it, I swear!" whispered the young wife.

"I never saw so much cum in all my life, before or since. They absolutely ruined the mattresses, and when I finally got up, I leaked a trail of sperm all over the house looking for a shower to rinse off in. But they all were pooped out, and I could have gone on for another couple of hours by then. It was great. But, I had to transfer to another college, because the word got out, and everybody thought I was some kind of tramp or something, so I left and went to the State University instead. That's where I met Hank, and we've been together ever since. I haven't even seen another cock except his since then."

"Even on TV or a magazine or anything?" asked an incredulous

Kate.

"Oh, hell, they don't count! I'm talking about in the flesh! Hey, what about you, Katie, what's the wildest slutty thing YOU'VE ever done?" questioned the leering Linda, leaning forward and licking her lips devilishly.

"Well, I never balled thirty guys in one night, if that's what you mean!" she responded. "In fact, I've never made it with more than one guy at a time, even. Ummm, I guess the nastiest thing I ever did was ask Roger to cum in my mouth one time while I was sucking him off."

"One time! Are you telling me that you don't sip the sperm cocktail, young lady?" asked Linda in a mock stentorian tone.

"Wh-What?"

"You don't swallow cum? You don't let that gorgeous Roger shoot off in your mouth?" Linda asked again.

"Well, it's not that I don't like him to, or that he hasn't, a couple of times. But he usually just wants to use my pussy instead, so we don't do a lot of oral sex or anything kinky. He doesn't even like to lick me down there either."

"Oh shit honey, we've got to get you fucked and sucked up right one of these days!" exclaimed the amazed Linda. "But anyway, tell me all about the one time you let little Rog there blast off over your teeth. I wanna hear all about it!"

"Well, it's not as sexy a story as yours. Roger and I were making love, and I was getting a little sore down there, you know, from all the pounding, and I finally had to tell him to stop if he didn't have an orgasm quickly. He pulled out, and crawled up over me. His dick was all wet and red and bouncing up and down right in front of my face. He grabbed the base of it and waved it right in my face. I was fascinated with it, I tell you. He told me to suck him off then, if I couldn't bear to have him in my pussy. I started to say that it was just that he was getting a bit rough, and before I could, he poked me in the mouth with his cock. There must have been something about it, I don't know, but the moment that cock hit my lips, I just kinda quivered all over and wanted to suck the guts out of him so badly, I didn't know what I was doing. I normally didn't go for that deep throat stuff, but I grabbed Roger's ass and pulled him right into my mouth, as deep as I could. I think it scared the shit out of him!"

"I can imagine!" answered Linda breathlessly. She had felt her own pussy get a little wet as they talked, and now dropped one hand to her lap furtively.

"So anyway, I pushed and pulled him in and out, actually fucking myself with his cock in my mouth. Then, I don't know what came over me, no pun intended, I pulled his dick out of my mouth with one hand and looked up at him. He was looking down at me like I was some kind of angel or something, this totally incredible look on his face. I knew, deep down in my soul, then, that I could have this amazing power over him, or any man, for that matter. I knew what he wanted. We'd watched enough porno movies for me to see that he always liked it when a guy spermed on a girl's face or in her mouth. So I looked him straight in the eye, and in the nastiest voice I could, I said 'I want you to come right in my mouth, lover. I want to taste your sperm.' I poured it on in the sluttiest way I could think of – you know, telling him I wanted him to shoot his stuff all over my face and in my mouth and all that really gross stuff we used to giggle about in high school. So I'm jerking him a little bit, and then he just kind of grunted once and BAMMO! – right on the kisser, he lets fly with that cock of his. I was so shocked I opened my mouth in reflex and BAMMO! again, another spurt, this time right in my mouth. I'm going crazy now, loving the feel of the stuff, and I jerk him some more, and he shoots his stuff all over my face and in my mouth. It was in my hair, and all down over my neck and tits and just all over the place!"

Kate finished breathlessly. Linda just looked at her and said "Wow.", arching her eyebrows knowingly. "So now you like eating cum, eh?"