Anonymous - The Oyster, Volume IV

Monty, an actor to his fingertips, was thoroughly enjoying flaunting himself in Gwendolen's dress, strutting and hip-swinging.

Hannah and Becky were engaged in animated discussion. Donald and Ian were standing shoulder to shoulder, each with his kilt lifted high in front, like a pair of French Can Can dancers. Their stout Scottish staffs were being paraded under orders from the two sisters.

'They are so alike,' said Hannah, lifting up Donald's prick and displaying it to Becky. 'Are you sure you can tell which is which?'

'That's the one that I had,' said Becky firmly, pointing to Ian's member. 'But you said he came at you from behind,' said Hannah.

'I'm sure it was Donald because I know for a fact that Ian was well lodged in me at just the same time that you say your encounter took place. Although, I must admit that he entered me from the rear as well.' 'Who fucked who?' asked Becky to Ian and Donald. 'We must clear up this confusion.' They both looked rather smug. 'I was always brought up not to talk about amorous exploits in front of other people,' said Ian. 'I also,' said Donald. 'But it's most provoking not to know who one has been fucked by,' said Hannah.

'Especially when it was such a pleasurable fuck.' 'The solution must be,' said Donald, 'that when we get back, you should try us both in order to make up your mind which is which.' 'I suppose we will have to do that,' said Becky brightly. 'Don't forget what you promised,' said Rosie to me. 'About asking Monty.' 'I think it had better wait until we're home. Anyway, you'd hardly want to fuck him when he's in the guise of Gwendolen,' I said. 'Besides, you've got to be as good as gold on the return journey in order to make up for all the trouble you've caused today.' 'It might be an interesting surprise,' said Rosie, with a gleam in her eye. 'Imagine the fun of going out together with Monty dressed like that. Everyone would think he was my big sister and we could sit innocently side by side in public and only I would know that under that rather stylish dress there was that enormous prick just waiting to shove its way into me.

But we'd have to fit him out with a big hat,' she went on, 'Otherwise it doesn't look quite right.' I could see that Rosie, with her taste for the unusual in life, was getting thoroughly interested in the proposition and I had a feeling that Monty, to whom all life seemed to be a charade, would be equally interested in the idea.

'Of course, the fun would be in doing it in some public place,' said Rosie. 'We could go to the Opera together. You would have to chaperone us.' 'Where would be the fun for me?' I asked.

'Gwendolen could come as our other male escort,' said Rosie. 'You two could talk about the things that men talk about at the Opera. Like the Funds. Or the state of our North American markets. Gwendolen would have to wear a weskit and a watch on a chain.' As I thought about the scheme it began to have distinct possibilities. 'When we get back to London,' I said. The idea of Gwendolen's lovely titties concealed in Monty's shirt attracted me. Mr. Pego again gave a first warning twitch. I looked at her. We would have to do something about her nipples. They stood out too obviously through the thin cotton. Rosie was right, a waistcoat would be the answer. 'But what about tonight?' said Rosie. 'I can't wait till we get back to London.'

'How about an assignation in the summer house,' I suggested.

'Or the maze,' said Rosie. 'That would be an adventure. We could all try it after dinner.' 'Except Perdita,' I said. 'She would get completely lost and we'd have to spend half the night looking for her. And we have to put her on the train for Scotland tomorrow. I suspect that the whole household is going to have to help her pack in any case.' 'I am going to provide her with a map,' said Rosie.

'She has to change at least twice. I'm sure she is going to end up somewhere like Great Yarmouth if we are not careful.' Rosie's practical side in matters of public transport had come to the fore again. 'That's a good idea,' I said approvingly. 'But now we must get everything organised for our bicycle ride back to the Grange.'

A couple of servants arrived with a gig. The remains of the picnic were loaded into it. 'We'll bring the other tablecloth back with us,' said Becky, indicating the swaddled Rosie. Perdita was the only remaining problem. She was sitting down on a handy tree stump on the other side of the clearing, holding on to the bundle of her belongings, a far away look in her eyes and quite oblivious to the fact that her white titties were highlighted by the setting sun. She could not travel like that. Becky and George solved the problem. She was to depart just as she had arrived, bundled up in a travelling rug like a large parcel beside Ian. I carefully mounted myself on the tandem tricycle behind Cecily. 'I hope you are still strong enough to pedal,' she said, with a provoking smile. 'I am just going to sit here and think of strawberries and cream.' Mr. Pego, as though sensing her bum just inches ahead, did rather more than twitch this time. It was going to be a difficult ride home. I could hardly let him out into the late afternoon air. We had caused sufficient consternation among the local population already that day. At least Rosie was safe. I hoped that there would not be too many people on the road. Although superficially decent, any closer inspection would reveal some distinct oddities about the party. A girl wrapped in a tablecloth, pinned firmly at hem and neck, a clergyman with very obvious nipples riding with a woman with close cropped hair, a large bundle with a tendency to giggle and me, bent double in order to relieve my straining member. Suffice to say that we did arrive with no further adventures. The picnic had been a success and several of the party had developed a taste for the country life. I hoped though that I would encounter Perdita again although I recognised that this was more likely to be by chance than design. 'Who knows,' I thought wistfully, 'by tomorrow evening she will either be enjoying a Highland fling with her friends, or will be having a thoroughly sloppy fuck anywhere between Llandudno and Scarborough, depending on where she got on the wrong train.' At dinner that night, we had dildo surprise. Becky and Hannah were responsible. As we sat round the table, small bowls of salad were brought in after the soup.

Nestling among the lettuce in four instances, were copies of the Scott Dildo, as Hannah called it professionally. My prick, proudly erect among the greenery, set about with radishes and spring onions. Cries of surprise and, I am glad to say, delight, greeted them. 'It is becoming a standard line,' said Hannah. 'Your likeness is entering an amazingly wide variety of cunnies on a regular basis all over London and the Home Counties. Andrew, you will receive quite a substantial sum in royalties at the end of the six months accounting period. But you may have to come back to the pottery in the near future.'

'Why?' I asked, 'Is there something wrong. Without having scrutinised any of them in detail, they seem to be remarkably true-to-life reproductions.' 'At least three of the girls,' said Hannah, 'Have expressed a very strong interest in being fucked by the original.' 'Will that be acceptable to Madame Nettleton?' I asked. 'Madame Nettleton is thoroughly accommodating about such things, as long as the work is not held up too much.' 'But in the meantime,' said Becky, 'I for one intend to make use of one of these splendid Things as soon as the meal is finished. 'And me,' said Rosie, although whether she intended to sample my likeness before or after her assignation in the gazebo with Monty, I did not know.

'And me,' said Cecily. 'I want to compare it with the real thing.' 'I want the original,' said Catherine suddenly, breaking her silence. 'I have been here for five days and I haven't fucked you once.' 'I'm sorry,' I said, 'but you have been much occupied with George.' 'That was not a reprimand, Andrew,' she said, 'But art expression of interest.' The prospect of a bout of after-dinner fucking was looming deliciously before us. I ate heartily, knowing that I would need all my energy in the evening ahead.