Pierre le Valle: Yes, My Darling Daughter!

“What are we going to do with her?”

“What can we do-except as she demands!”

The door opened and Jane came in, looking all slinky and satisfied-she should be, I thought, having had the two of us in one morning!

“That was gorgeous,” she purred. “I really do love you both. I want to see you kiss each other-properly, I mean. Go on-a nice, passionate kiss!”

Stella and I looked at her and then at each other; Stella took me into her arms without fuss and I slid my arms round her neck. Our lips met and clung and for a moment we forgot all about Jane.

“Great!” She brought us back to earth. “Now I have a plan for the three of us. Tomorrow morning we will all three make love together-how about that?”

“Jane-is there no depth to your depravity?” Stella asked, releasing me.

“I call it love!”

“Well, whatever you say, we have to comply with, I suppose.” Stella looked at me. “Come and have lunch with me again, Rita — help take your mind off this business,” she said pointedly.

“All right.”

“But we will all make love together tomorrow, won't we?” Jane insisted. “If you say so, Jane.”

“All nice and bare in bed,” she said, half to herself, eyes shining. “All right-you go and have lunch, then.”

“Come out now, Rita,” said Stella, “and I'll drive you over to 'The Grapes' for a drink first.”

I tidied up and we went out-as far as the gate; Jane came running after us.

“I've just thought of something. If you're going for a drink first, what time will you be having lunch.”

Stella looked at her watch.

“Oh, about two, or thereabouts. Why?”

“Well, I suppose you'll want to make love afterwards.”

“Look, Jane-you've got what you wanted; you don't have to pry into what we do alone together, if you're getting your whack.” Stella said in exasperation.

“Oh, I wouldn't interfere-what you did for me this morning was wonderful, and, after all, I shall have both of you to do it tomorrow.”

“Well, why the questioning?”

“I'd like to watch you doing it!”

“You don't want to come in on that, too, surely?”

“Oh, no,” she said airily, strolling away. “I just want to watch. I have a lot to learn yet, you know. It'll be nice being able to sit back and see the two of you naked and all loving; much more comfortable that way, than having to stand outside at night, looking in through a window-couldn't hear what was said half the time!”

“All right, Jane, you needn't go on-come over about two-thirty,” sighed Stella.

Jane strolled back up the path, then turned and came back, obviously having another diabolical idea, judging by the look on her face.

“And I should like to see you use that lovely big rubber thing on each other this afternoon-what was it you called it-'Fred'? You'll be all ready now, won't you?”

Stella and I gave her one long stare and then looked at each other again, shaking our heads as we felt utter defeat.

“Yes, Jane,” said Stella.

“Yes,” I sighed. “Yes-my darling daughter!!!”