Anonymous - The story of a Dildoe

" Rather disgusted, I turned from the sight of such extraordinary depravity in young boys, but have since learned that it is often taught them by overseers and masters, who prefer to gratify their lusts upon boys rather than girls, and so teach the young niggers the art and practice of sodomy."

" As I retraced my steps towards the camp meeting once more, I suddenly came upon Ole Hilkiah himself, seated under a tree, with a very pretty girl of a much lighter skin than usual, in fact she must have been three parts white at least, and I at once knew her as Mr. Schenk's 'Lizz a girl who I believe was both daughter and grand-daughter to her master, in fact she was his pet, and did almost as she liked, although of course a slave. She was considered very pious, and would never enter into the least kind of flirtation with young or old, and was considered a very paragon of virtue on the estate. u They were seated on the slope at the foot of a large tree, so I managed quite easily to creep up behind them unseen.

" Berry good ob you, Miss Lizz" I heard Ole Hilkiab say, " want to ask me more about de holy book-am it right to marry am it right to lub your feller creeturs? Whar would de worl be Miss, if nebber no babbies? What um book say, ' Be fruidful an muldeply,' dars de first commandment."

" He let his bible fall on the turf as he went on, ' You hab little cunny, Miss Lizz, little ting here, just between um legs, little ting cubbered wid soft nicey hair; what dat for, um like to know? '

" The old sinner was trying to get his hand under her clothes, and she was all blushes, seeming unable to help herself.

" ' De good Lord, order ebbery gal to hab childer, see Miss Lizz dars de ting he make dem with!'

" The old fellow letting out his prick into her hand at the moment.

" Now, Miss Lizz, rub it up an down, up an down, an you will see de seed shoot dat make de babbies. Gorramighty bress you my lub, how nice!'

" He was now frigging her as well, and they hugged and kissed without restraint, till I saw him spend in her hand, and no doubt the pious hussey was equally busy herself, to judge by the way she flushed and turned up her eyes at what I thought must be the critical moment. "

" It is all awfully shocking." said Maud.

" It is indeed," said Flora, " but still I daresay there is a bright side to the picture, and many coloured women are treated with affection. "

" Plenty," said Laura, " in Carolina I know several planters who keep regular harems in the European style. Eunuchs and all, and many a voluptuous orgie they have, where whipping is only indulged in to increase pleasure, for a good birching behind has the singular effect of bringing a rush of blood to the posteriors and parts near, and so waking up all the faculties seated there, I had some thoughts of going in for the medical profession, and I can tell you that I had some remarkable facts told me by my tutor, who was not at all foolishly particular in touching on such points.

He was a gentleman of extensive reading, and many remarkable things he told me, speaking of puberty. He told me of a girl he had met with, only four years of age, who for two years had had regular monthly menses, and who was thoroughly developed, her breasts large, and her pudenda covered with hair, though she was only three feet high-this he called a curious case of precocious puberty. "

" Oh," said Flora, " I have myself heard of several such cases, male as well as female. I remember my father alluding to a case he met with in his reading of a male who was infant, youth, adult, father, old man, and a corpse within seventeen years, and father's remark on it was u soon ripe, soon rotten."

" Very appropos," said Maud, " you were fortunate my dear Laura in having a medical friend you could speak so openly to. I have often wished I had. There are many things I should like to be enlightened on. I should like to know for instance whether a woman can conceive and have a child when a man has had connection with her whilst she was asleep or unconscious. I have always thought the female must be conscious, know what was being done, and participate in the pleasure, or no child would follow."

"You were right," said Laura, " there must be some sensibility of the act, often the unconsciousness is pretended, and in other cases the woman may not have sense left enough to prevent the act, but she was conscious of it. As a remarkable instance, a young priest travelling in Spain called at a house, and begged hospitality for the night. He was shown into a room, a coffin was there, in which was the body of a young and beautiful woman, who they told him had died that day.

" It is the custom there to sit up all night with a body, and he offered to do so. His offer was accepted, and he stayed in the room praying. About midnight curiosity tempted him to look at the body. He saw a beautiful face, and as he thought an expression of life on it-it felt warm- his lust became inflamed, and so taking the body out of the coffin he ravished the corpse ad libitum, and certainly felt as much enjoyment as if she had only been in a swoon. Next morning he took his leave, thankful for the hospitality he had received.

" Soon after the Padre left, the apparent dead girl came to life, to the astonishment of her friends, who thought it a miracle performed by the holy man's prayers. But a few months after she showed signs of pregnancy, and was afterwards delivered of a healthy child. The priest again went through the village; he was told of what had happened, he was thunderstruck to see the mother and child, acknowledged the child as his, and not long after got absolved from his vows and married the young woman.

" Now numerous authorities cited this case as a proof that conception can take place when the female is unconscious. But the truth is that after her marriage she confessed that at the time she had a knowledge of the outrage perpetrated upon her, that she was sensible of it, and though she had the will to resist it she had not the power, and at the moment of copulation she even experienced a sensation of pleasure. So this extraordinary instance confirms the idea that there must be consciousness and physical excitability to produce the state favourable to conception."

" Another horrible story," said Flora, " unless the priest had a sort of instinct that she was alive, but there Laura dear, let us divert our minds. So I mean now to change my sex and have Maud. So give me the magic staff."

Saying so Flora untied the instrument from Laura's thighs, laughed as she wiped from it the reeking love juice, and strapped it on, and remembering Laura's song, not to be outdone, she improvised the following:

Whilst repeating these words Flora, whom we have indicated was a well made, strong girl had armed herself with the priapus, and as she concluded she caught Maud in her arms, and with a well directed thrust, directed the head of the dildoe right between the lips of the expectant quim of the half resisting and timorous girl.

" Stop, stop! for heaven's sake stop," exclaimed the dildoe's fresh bride "do you think I want it dry, you have lorgotten to put in the essence of love, Flora dear, in your eagerness to begin? "

There was now a laugh at Flora's expense as she withdrew, but without unstrapping the instrument Maud pinched the scrotum until the air was excluded, then dipping its head into the warm lubricating liquid it at once refilled itself.