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T&T.” Bob and Linda celebrated by having a party. They served Nouvelle Lite Lo-Cholesterol Munchies for Your Pet. Chester said he was looking forward to getting home.

The Weasel spent most of his time writing the platform for an animal rights organization he’s founding. He’s calling it Weasels Into a More Polite Society, or WIMPS for short. I suggested he work on the name.

Georgette and I whiled away the hours playing Rip-the-Rag and reminiscing with Howie about the events leading up to his birth. At first he wanted to hear our stories over and over, but as the week went on he stopped asking for them. Daisy got in the habit of taking him for a walk every afternoon and he told me he enjoyed these strolls much more than the kind down memory lane.

Dr. Greenbriar took the rest of the week off, agreeing with Jill that he’d been working much too hard and needed a vacation.

As for Chester, well, Chester basked in the glory of being a true hero. He also decided he liked ventriloquism, so I had to put up with a lot of talking water dishes, rubber balls, and tree stumps. It wore a little thin after a while, but then Chester came up with a surprise for the Monroes and I have to admit it was worth it just to see the looks on their faces when they arrived to take us home.

“Did you hear that?” Toby said, his mouth hanging open.

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“Do it again,” said Pete.

Chester winked at me.

“Meow,” I said.

“Woof.” said Chester.

The two brothers looked at each other. Mr. and Mrs. Monroe just scratched their heads.

“Perhaps it’s something they ate,” said Mrs. Monroe. “We’ll have to talk to Dr. Greenbriar.”

“It’s the effects of pollution,” said Toby. “Hey, they could be my next science project!”

Pete shook his head. “I think their brains have been taken over by aliens.”

Mr. Monroe kept scratching and didn’t say a word.

We looked up at them innocently. Howie was laughing so hard he almost gave us away, but the Monroes just thought he was happy to see them.

WE’RE back home now—and happy to be here. It seems we’re not the only ones who had an interesting time while the Monroes were away. Kyle’s parents reported some strange incidents involving vegetables during Bunnicula’s stay at their house. The Monroes apologized but couldn’t offer an explanation.

Chester just shook his head. “When are those people going to realize their precious little bunny is a vampire?” he said to Howie and me.

“A vampire?” Howie said. He lifted his chin and

[Image: Howie’s parent afraid. Howie lifted dog’s chin]

let out an ear-piercing howl. “Ahoooooooooo!” Chester sighed. I smiled.

A dachshund who howls like a werewolf.

A vampire rabbit.

A dog who meows and a cat who barks.

Things were definitely back to paranormal.