Russian Crimeans and NGO Tatars faced off; exchanging chants and insults with each other. Before the situation could escalate, local Crimean Self Defense units deployed and established order. There was to be no NGO drama in Crimea. It was then that the ‘Mother of all Lies’ was born; racing around the Globe at lightning speed. Newspapers and TV talking heads throughout America and the EU exploded with the greatest prepackaged lie since the tale of Saddam Hussein’s ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction”. In unison, the politicos and journalists of “The International Community” (bow your head) shrieked in feigned horror, “Russia Invades Crimea!” Just how bad was this tsunami of mendacious media manure? A Google Search for the phrase “Russia Invades Crimea” will yield 5,600,000 results. That’s how bad.
The good old “H-Word” was rolled out again, used most notably by Hillary “Russia and China must pay” Clinton. Declared the presumptive successor to Obama in 2016:
“Now if this sounds familiar, it’s what Hitler did back in the ’30s. All the Germans that were… the ethnic Germans, the Germans by ancestry who were in places like Czechoslovakia and Romania and other places, Hitler kept saying they’re not being treated right. I must go and protect my people, and that’s what’s gotten everybody so nervous.” {140} 140 Search Term: Hillary, Putin, Crimea, Hitler
(Palm to face… deep sigh…) The term ‘Putin Hitler Crimea’ racks up 2,000,000 results.
1: NGO Tatar flash mob battles Russians in Crimea. 2: Crimean Self Defense Units restore order (no shots fired and no one killed) 3: Western Press falsely accuses Russia of “invading”.
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The International media blitz was all pervasive. Meanwhile in Western Ukraine, out came the NGO rent-a-mobs and other assorted ‘pro-Western’ ignoramuses with their professionally made English language banners and Putin-Hitler posters.
Now, given NATO’s aggressive antagonizing of Russia, the violent NGO-Mossad coup in Kiev, and the fact that Crimea had always been majority Russian, no objective rational person would have blamed Putin for sending his troops into Crimea, and securing the important warm water naval base at Sevastopol. But here’s the kicker — there was no invasion, at all!
You see, Crimea is a peninsula (almost an actual island) attached to Ukraine only by a very thin strip of land. Crimea’s easternmost point is more than 3 miles across the water from Russia. Russia does not border Crimea! Unless Putin’s troops walked across the water of the bridgeless Strait of Kerch, how could there have been an “invasion”?
There is no land connection between Crimea and Russia.
The only means of “invasion” would have been naval or airborne (Normandy/D-Day style). But not even the most fanatical Putin haters have even suggested that such operations took place. So if there was no amphibious naval invasion across the Strait of Kerch, and no paratroopers dropping into Crimea, and no land border to cross — then how did this “immaculate invasion” actually happen?
Well, it didn’t! So, what really happened? What happened was exactly what Putin said had happened. After the bloody coup in Kiev, and the NGO “soft-power” rent-a-mob demo in Crimea; Crimea’s own version of US State “National Guard” units took to the streets to protect their own brothers and sisters. The local “Self Defense Units” of the Crimeans themselves were already there. The NGO Tatars quickly dispersed and that was the end of it.
You may ask, what about those “16,000 Russian troops” in Crimea that the press kept screaming about? (another 150,000 Google results for that mantra) Again, those 16,000 were already stationed in Crimea according to the terms of a Treaty which allows up to 25,000 Russian troops to be based there. {141} 141 Search Term: Russia’s 25000 troop allowance crimea
So, again, those 16,000 were already there , and never actually deployed.
From the media coverage, one might have imagined that the 2 ndbattle of Stalingrad had taken place; or perhaps Gettysburg? But the final casualty numbers for this epic “Battle of Crimea” speak for themselves:
Killed in Action: 0 / Injured: 0 / Taken Prisoner: 0 / Shots fired: 0 / Russian Troops invading Crimea: 0
That was some “invasion”, eh? Almost as deadly as America’s invasion and occupation of Iraq, wasn’t it? Indeed, more people actually died in Senator Ted Kennedy’s submerged car than did in Putin’s “invasion” of Crimea.
Weeks after the “immaculate invasion”, the happy people of Crimea voted to return to Mother Russia with a 97% majority. Even the majority of Tatars supported the referendum. {142} 142 Search Term: Crimean Tatars also voted to join Russia
Then came the next mendacious mantra from the piranha press, “Russia Annexes Crimea” (1,000,000 Google results for variations of that term) . Technically, the incorporation of a smaller body into a larger one could be considered an “annexation”. But the connotation of the word generally has a negative bent. A better way, a more honest way, to describe what had happened would have been to say that Russian Crimea reunited with Mother Russia. The manipulation of words left most people with the false impression that Russia conquered Crimea by force, instead of the truth; namely, that Crimea happily “conquered” itself for Russia!
The “annexation” was followed by more threats from Obama and the pygmies of the EU. But China, India, Argentina and Brazil calmly expressed an understanding of Russia’s position. One can easily imagine scores of leaders from smaller nations, the ones who fear the US-EU monster, secretly pumping their fists in glee as they mutter sotto voce , and behind some very thick closed doors, “Go Vladdy! Go Vladdy!”
Talk of again deploying missiles bases in Poland has returned. And two US Senators (Mark Kirk & Dan Coates) actually wrote a letter to FIFA (Governing Body of Football/Soccer), demanding that Russia be expelled from the upcoming 2014 World Cup of Soccer in Brazil. {143} 143 Search Term: Mark Kirk & Dan Coates, Russia FIFA letter
FIFA refused.
The most dangerous talk now is coming out of the mouths of some of America’s new puppets in Kiev. Yulia Tymoshenko, the former puppet Prime Minister, darling of the 2004 “Orange Revolution and recently liberated White Collar jailbird, stated that it was time to begin killing Russians in Eastern Ukraine and to start a nuclear World War against Russia. The cunning bleached blonde Lady MacBeth of Ukraine was not so imprudent to say such things publicly of course, but evidently, the Russian must have their own version of NSA spying capability. Secretly caught on tape, the fuming Billionairess ranted to a political ally:
It’s about time we grab our guns and kill go kill those damn Russians together with their leader (Putin)…. I’m ready to grab a machine gun and shoot that mother fucker in the head.
Ukrainians must take up arms against the Russians so that not even scorched earth will be left where Russia stands. “ I hope I will be able to get all my connections involved. And I will use all of my means to make the entire world rise up, so that there wouldn’t be even a scorched field left in Russia” . {144} 144 Search Term: Tymoshenko, I hope I will be able to get my connections involved
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