Igor Bovsunovsky - Revelations behind the wheel. Small edition in a humorous way. English version

Revelations behind the wheel

Small edition in a humorous way. English version

Igor Bovsunovsky

REVELATION #1

There is a legend that if you stroke the dashboard in winter and gently touch the steering wheel, the car will start easier

REVELATION #2

No one is as surprising as a pedestrian who calmly went out onto the road from behind a bus while talking on the phone

REVELATION #3

Nothing raises self-esteem like waiting for a bright future near an unregulated pedestrian crossing

REVELATION #4

The real driver only turns left when the green light comes on.

REVELATION #5

The seventies is such a professional with a sign on the glass who holds the steering wheel with only one hand, and not turn on the turns is his privilege

REVELATION #6

Unbelievable, but true: under “give way” a more expensive car has an advantage

REVELATION #7

The more limited the visibility of the road, the more likely someone is there

REVELATION #8

A real driver always has a self-tapping screw in stock. In the tire. On the road

REVELATION #9

The number of outbids is directly proportional to the kilograms of putty on the car body

REVELATION #10

If you really want to, then you can turn left from the extreme right lane

REVELATION #11

A real pedestrian is a person who walks slowly, wearing headphones and a hood, outside the pedestrian crossing, without looking around

REVELATION #12

After installing a thin spare wheel, the priority vehicle speed is set to at least 100 km / h.

REVELATION #13

You don’t need to sleep for several hours to conquer sleep. It is enough to open all the windows and turn on the music at full volume

REVELATION #14

The cheaper the car, the louder the music plays in it.

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