Корнелл Вулрич - A Treasury of Stories (Collection of novelettes and short stories)

Their hands met. “Over two years, Louise,” he nodded, and asked: “Who’s that with you?”

“Oh, someone,” she sighed, and explained. “He wants me to marry him — when I get my final decree.” Then she smiled and asked, “And who’s that with you, Russell?”

“Oh, another someone,” he said. “I’ve thought at times I’d ask her to marry me — when you do get your decree.” Abruptly he said: “He’s too old for you, Louise.”

“She’ll nag you to death, Russell,” she answered. “I could tell that by one look at her face.”

They seemed to find it difficult to continue the conversation for a moment. “You came out without your wrap,” Russell observed lamely.

“I hate the thing,” she said, and added in a low voice: “Like everything else I once thought I wanted so badly!”

Inside, the overture for the beginning of the second act started up with a crash. They grew strangely silent while the lobby around them slowly emptied of people.

“It’s funny,” Russell mused. “I can remember every little thing we ever said or did — except what caused the final break. What was it? Can you tell me, Louise?”

They both laughed a little and then grew sober. They kept staring into one another’s faces as though longing to say something and yet afraid to.

“You used to make such vile coffee—” Russell blurted out longingly.

“You were always such a poor wage-earner—” she sighed wistfully.

“How happy we were!” they both said together.

He felt for her hand and gripped it convulsively without saying anything. She seemed to understand what it meant. “Oh, Russell!” she sobbed all at once, raising her head and looking at him pitifully.

“Louise!” he cried.

All through the second act a chair in the lower right-hand box where a gentleman dozed and a seat in the second balcony beside which a cross-looking young woman sat frowning remained unoccupied. And when the stage had finally darkened and the house emptied, these two still lingered on in the lobby, he with an ermine wrap slung uselessly over his arm and she with a man’s fedora held uselessly in her hand. “And are you positive,” said the paunchy gentleman, peering into the box-office for the ninth or tenth time, “that no message was left here for me? Goyter is my name.”

“Or for me?” asked the young woman. “Haggerty is mine.”

For answer the shutter was slammed down in their faces.

They turned and looked at each other. She glanced thoughtfully from the ermine wrap to the limousine standing waiting outside the door.

“Pardon me — er — may I drop you anywhere?” the paunchy gentleman volunteered.

“That’s very sweet of you,” she smiled.

“It’s a pleasure,” he replied, holding the wrap open and folding it gallantly, consolingly about her shoulders.

There was another patient ahead of me in the waiting room. He was sitting there quietly, humbly, with all the terrible resignation of the very poor. He wasn’t all jittery and alert like I was, but just sat there ready to take anything that came, head bowed a little as though he had found life just a succession of hard knocks. His gaze met mine and I suppose he could tell how uncomfortable I was by the look on my face, but instead of grinning about it or cracking wise he put himself out to encourage me, cheer me up. When I thought of this afterward it did something to me.

“He not hurt you,” he murmured across to me confidentially. “Odder dantist say he very good, you no feel notting at all when he drill.”

I showed my gratitude by offering him a cigarette. Misery loves company.

With that, Steve Standish came in from the back, buttoning his white jacket. The moment he saw me professional etiquette was thrown to the winds. “Well, well, Rodge, so it’s finally come to this, has it? I knew I’d get you sooner or later!” And so on and so on.

I gave a weak grin and tried to act nonchalant. Finally he said in oh, the most casual manner, “Come on in, Rodge, and let’s have a look at you.”

I suddenly discovered myself to be far more considerate of others than I had hitherto suspected. “This — er, man was here ahead of me, Steve.” Anything to gain five minutes’ time.

He glanced at his other patient, carelessly but by no means unkindly or disdainfully. “Yes, but you’ve got to get down to your office — he probably has the day off. You in a hurry?” he asked.

“Thass all right, I no mine, I got no work,” the man answered affably.

“No, Steve, I insist,” I said.

“Okay, if that’s the way you feel about it,” he answered genially. “Be right with you.” And he ushered the other patient inside ahead of him. I saw him wink at the man as he did so, but at the moment I didn’t much care what he thought of my courage. No man is a hero to his dentist.

And not long afterwards I was to wonder if that little attack of “cold feet” hadn’t been the luckiest thing that ever happened to me.

Steve closed his office door after him, but the partition between the two rooms had evidently been put in long after everything else in the place. It was paper-thin and only reached three-quarters of the way up; every sound that came from the other side was perfectly audible to me where I sat, fidgeting and straining my ears for indications of anguish. But first of all there was a little matter of routine to be gone through. “I guess I’ll have to take your name and pedigree myself,” Steve’s voice boomed out jovially. “It’s my assistant’s day off.”

“Amato Saltone, plizz.”

“And where do you live, Amato?” Steve had a way with these people. Not patronizing, just forthright and friendly.

“Two twanny Thirr Avenue. If you plizz, mista.”

There was a slight pause. I pictured Steve jotting down the information on a card and filing it away. Then he got down to business. “Now what seems to be the trouble?”

The man had evidently adjusted himself in the chair, meanwhile. Presumably he simply held his mouth open and let Steve find out for himself, because it was again Steve who spoke: “This one?” I visualized him plying his mirror now and maybe playing around with one of those sharp little things that look like crocheting needles. All at once his voice had become impatient, indignant even. “What do you call that thing you’ve got in there? I never saw a filling like it in my life. Looks like the Boulder Dam! Who put it in for you — some bricklayer?”

“Docata Jones, Feefatty-nine Stree,” the man said.

“Never heard of him. He send you here to me?” Steve asked sharply. “You’d think he’d have decency enough to clean up his own messes! I suppose there wasn’t enough in it for him. Well, that headstone you’ve got in there is going to come out first of all, and you just pay me whatever you can afford as we go along. I’d be ashamed to let a man walk out of my office with a botched-up job like that in his mouth!” He sounded bitter about it.

The next thing that came to my ears was the faint whirring of the electric drill, sounding not much louder than if there had been a fly buzzing around the room over my head.

I heard Steve speak just once more, and what he said was the immemorial question of the dentist, “Hurting you much?” The man groaned in answer, but it was a most peculiar groan. Even at the instant of hearing it it struck me that there was something different about it. It sounded so hollow and faraway, as though it had come from the very depths of his being, and broke off so suddenly at the end.