Lawrence Block - The Specialists

“Rice?”

“Burton Riess or Buddy Rice, as you prefer. Arsonist, murderer, bodyguard, and chauffeur. Edward said there were no complications.”

“That’s good news, sir.”

“Yes,” Cross said. “It is. Let’s get back to your drawings now, Frank.”

“Oh, Jesus,” she said. “Oh, Jordie, oh, Jesus, I never thought—”

“Me, too, Pat. It happened.”

“I’d hate for you to think—”

“Don’t say it.”

“Because you know, a divorcee, some people think—”

“Don’t even say it.”

“They figure just because a woman was married once—”

“Pat,” he said. He put a hand on her shoulder, ran it slowly down the side of her body. She had too much flesh on her and Giordano didn’t like that, but her skin was wonderful, soft and smooth and perfect in texture. “Pat, it happened. It was clean and natural and good and I’m glad it happened. We’re a couple of lonely people, Pat. We needed each other and we found each other and it was good.”

“Oh.”

“It was good for you, wasn’t it, baby?”

“It was so good I’m ashamed, that’s how good it was.”

“Don’t be ashamed. You’re a healthy woman, Pat. Patricia.”

“I never liked that name.”

“You mean Patricia?”

“I never cared for it. It sounded, you know, prissy.”

“Listen, how’d you like to grow up with a handle like Jordan?”

“Oh, it’s got character, it’s very strong and dignified both at once. Jordan. It’s a fine name.”

“Character and dignified isn’t such a bargain when you’re a skinny kid.”

“Don’t say skinny.” She touched him. “I wish I was built like you.”

“That’s a hell of a thought. You wouldn’t have these.”

“Oh, I didn’t mean. Oh. Oh, Jesus, don’t. Oh, I don’t think—”

He kissed her, and she resisted for just an instant and then responded wildly, her arms tight around him, her tongue urgent in his mouth. He moved over her and her full thighs parted for him and he entered her at once, slipped softly home, and she lay back, eyes closed and teeth clenched, and moaned once and then sighed in the sweet luxury of orgasm.

He moved within her, slowly, stroking, stroking, and twice more he made her gasp and cry out until at last he felt that precious tickle in his loins. And then, as it came upon him, he was clinging to her breasts and hammering his loins into hers and crying out, shouting “Yes, yes, now, now, yes! ”

As he drove her home she told him that he made her feel like a goddess. “Never like this, never before. Oh, Jordan.”

She looked prettier now. Good medicine, he thought. Not so much the sex, that wasn’t what did it or else every jerkoff kid would be Mr. America. It was the romance that did it. Caring, feeling, relating, it all made her look more like a woman and less like Elsie Borden.

“You turn right at the next corner. I wish I didn’t have to go home. That house. I wish we could have slept together all night long. Oh, listen to me, just listen, I sound like a whore.”

“Not you. Not my Patricia.”

“The way you say it I like my name. You make it sound like I’m a queen.”

“Did I, uh, make you happy?”

“God, yes. I didn’t, I haven’t, I’m not, oh—”

“Don’t talk.”

“It’s the next right and then a left.”

“I know.”

She settled her head on his shoulder and closed her eyes. This was the difficult part for him largely, because it was a departure from the normal course of events. Ordinarily now he would be trying to cool it with her, to set her up gently so that she would not be inordinately surprised when he didn’t call her again. And, ordinarily, he certainly wouldn’t call her again. She wasn’t bad in bed but then she wasn’t very good either, long on passion and short on technique. He knew, too, that she would improve even while he was losing interest. Her marriage had probably been less than spectacular in the hay — he would be hearing all about it before long, he supposed — and since then she had probably had a half dozen unsatisfying tumbles with no love lost on either side.

Men were stupid, he thought. They read books and learned tricks, they studied charts of erogenous zones like navigators plotting courses. They thought the whole point was to turn the girl on, to get her hot and then tuck her into the rack. That was the hard way and it didn’t pay. The thing to do, the right thing, was to get the girl to fall in love with you. Not by kissing or petting or blowing in ears, but with words and tone of voice and facial expression.

Once they were in love, you were home. Once they were in love, they turned themselves on, they got themselves hot.

They neared her house. He slowed the car and she stirred and opened her eyes. He kissed her gently on her mouth.

He said, “Tomorrow...”

Platt was wearing a maroon silk dressing gown imported from Italy. It was monogrammed over the heart — A J P . Platt had no middle name, but what kind of a monogram was A P? It looked like a newspaper wire service, a supermarket chain.

He tightened the belt of the dressing gown and slipped his small feet into soft deerskin slippers. He got up from the edge of the bed and turned to look down at Marlene. Her eyes were closed, her breathing regular as in sleep, but he knew damned well she wasn’t asleep. She always pulled that after he screwed her. Before it didn’t matter, she was his wife and when he wanted her he would slap her awake if he had to. But afterward, after she had gone to the bathroom to scrub his seed away, she seemed to slip into a coma on the way back to the bed. As if she would do anything to avoid being with him at such times.

Usually it didn’t matter to him. Usually he was asleep himself before she returned to the bedroom. But now and then there were nights when he couldn’t sleep, nights like this one, and at those times her feigned sleep infuriated him.

He looked at her. He pulled the sheet down, looked at the outlines of her back and buttocks under the nightgown. She still didn’t move. He dropped the sheet in place.

Even in sleep, or what passed for sleep, the class showed. The rich dark hair, the white neck, the clean sharp features. It was the class that made him want to marry her right after the Lobster died, when he was sitting very pretty and in the mood for the class house and the class wife to go with it. It was the class that kept him from kicking her out on her little round ass, and, perversely, it was the class that made him hate her. She had no right to it, damn it. She was nobody, she was Marlene Pivnick from Ocean Parkway, and what the hell kind of class was Ocean Parkway?

He looked at her again. He said, “Sleep well, you cunt,” and left the bedroom.

In robe and slippers he walked out of the house and around to the back. He hadn’t taken twenty steps before a high-powered flashlight picked him up. “Take it easy,” he said. “It’s me.”

“Sorry to bother you, Mr. Platt.”

“No bother, kid. You’re a good kid, you keep your eyes open.”

He walked on, not even bothering to wonder which of the four nightshift guards it was. He liked that, guards on duty all the time. Longostini had the same setup and hated it, said it made him feel like he was living under a sword. Everybody lived under a sword, for Christ’s sake. Everybody, bar none. And if you were somebody, if you had it made, you took precautions. It made him feel good, like he was the president, like he had his own little secret service.

He walked on to where a patch of sod had been cut and replaced just a few hours earlier. No headstone, no casket, nothing, just Buddy Rice in the ground with the lid shoveled on, Buddy Rice waiting for the worms to eat him. What did a dead man need with headstones and caskets?