Chris Carter - The Caller

‘ Aye ,’ the young man retorted, stepping in front of her and blocking her path. ‘I think it would be better if you brought it over yourself, lass .’ From his wallet, he produced three fifty-dollar bills and waved them in front of her nose.

‘I’m sorry, sir,’ she said, taking a step back, but still keeping a well-mannered tone. ‘I can’t take payment right now, and I’m just seatting a customer. If you wait a moment I can either send a bill together with the bottle, or you can just pay it all at the end when the table gets the check.’

‘Oh, I’m sure the customer can find his own table, can’t you, lad ?’ The man placed a hand on Hunter’s arm and left it there.

Hunter first looked at the hand resting on his right arm then back at the drunken young man. As the man caught the look in Hunter’s eyes, his smile vanished and his hand quickly returned to the side of his body. The hostess saw it and bit her bottom lip, stiffening a smile. But the young man wasn’t done yet. Turning his attention back to the hostess, he then placed his arm around her shoulders.

‘You should come party with us, lassie . We can show you a reeeeeal good time, can’t we, blokes ?’

‘Aye,’ the other seven said in unison before, once again, breaking into loud laughter.

Hunter was about to intervene, when the hostess, stepping away from the man’s embrace, put him back in his place herself.

‘Three things,’ she said calmly, showing the count on her fingers. ‘One: “Bloke” is a term that’s used mainly in England, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. It’s not that popular in Scotland.’

The first finger came down.

‘Two: It’s never used vocatively. “Can’t we, blokes ?” makes no sense, really, and frankly, it just displays your ignorance when it comes to English grammar. You should’ve stuck with “lads”. And three: I don’t party with little boys.’

The laughter and shouts got even louder, as the entire table began mocking their friend. None of them seemed to realize that the comment had been aimed at the entire group.

‘I like your style,’ Hunter said as they finally moved past the annoying, drunken table. ‘But I don’t think any of them really know what “vocatively” means.’

‘Probably not,’ the hostess replied with a laugh. ‘They look dumb enough.’

‘And drunk enough,’ Hunter added.

‘Financial district city boys,’ she said, looking over her shoulder at Hunter. ‘We get a least one group of them in here every night of the week, since the financial district is just around the corner. It’s always the same — too rich, too young, and because they have more money than they know what to do with, they think that they can do whatever they fancy. We have plenty of those back in Glasgow as well. Back home we call them “dickheeds”.’

Hunter smiled. ‘Appropriate.’

‘Wait...’ She stopped as they finally reached a small squared table at the back of the spacious and packed restaurant floor. ‘You don’t work in the finance sector, do you?’ She looked truly embarrassed.

Instinctively, Hunter looked at what he was wearing — black jeans, black shoes, and a blue shirt under a thin black leather jacket. ‘Do I come across as if I worked in the finance sector?’ He sounded a little concerned.

‘No, not at all,’ the hostess came back. ‘But if there’s one thing I’ve learned about LA it’s that appearances over here are almost always deceiving.’

‘Yeah, that’s very true,’ Hunter agreed. ‘And no, I don’t work in the finance sector.’

‘That’s a relief,’ the hostess said. ‘Or else I would have to back-paddle like a pro.’ She looked at the vacant table they were standing in front of. ‘Here we are. At the moment this is the only table I have free. Unless you’d like to sit at the bar.’

‘No. This is perfect. Thank you.’

‘My pleasure.’ The hostess waited for Hunter to have a seat before placing two menus on the table in front of him. ‘A waiter shall be with you shortly. Meanwhile, since you’ve been here before, perhaps I can get you something from the bar?’

Usually, Hunter would take his time and look through the whisky list, which was more like a booklet than a list, but he already had a pretty good idea of what he would like.

‘Yes, that would be great, thank you. Do you still serve Kilchoman here?’

The hostess nodded in a way that told Hunter that she approved of his choice.

Kilchoman were one of the few distilleries in the whole of Scotland that still carry out traditional floor malting, taking whisky back to its roots, and in turn creating some stunning expressions.

‘Yes, of course we do. Do you have a specific one in mind? We stock a few different ones.’

‘Yes, the single cask release, if you have it.’

Her left eyebrow twitched up slightly. ‘We do indeed. On the rocks?’

‘No.’ Hunter shook his head. ‘With just a little spring water, please.’

This time the hostess gave Hunter a whole-heartedly approving nod. ‘An American who not only knows how to choose his Scotch, but how to drink it too. You don’t see many of those around.’

Hunter frowned. ‘Really? In a big whisky lounge like this one?’

She chuckled. ‘You’d be surprised. To start with, you lot spell whiskey with an “e”. It can only go downhill from there.’ Her head tilted in the direction of the ‘city boys’ table. ‘Do you know what I mean?’

Hunter smiled. ‘Yes, I suppose you’re right.’

‘I’ll be right back with your drink.’

While the hostess disappeared in the direction of the main bar, Hunter flipped through the food menu.

‘Here you go,’ she said, placing a whisky tumbler on Hunter’s table just a minute later, together with a miniature jar of water. ‘Kilchoman 2010, single quarter cask.’

‘Thank you,’ Hunter said, closing the menu.

‘Have you made a decision already?’

Hunter nodded.

‘Well, in that case, since I’m already here, I might as well take your order.’

Hunter ordered a cheeseburger and fries.

‘I’ll get that for you straight away,’ the hostess said, paused, then extended her hand. ‘My name is Linsey, by the way.’

‘Robert,’ Hunter replied, returning the gesture. ‘Pleasure to meet you.’

‘And you.’ Those words were followed by a very subtle but charming wink.

As the hostess zigzagged back through the tables, being careful to avoid the “city boys” one, Hunter reached for his glass and brought it to his nose. The smoky and complex aroma of the golden liquid made him smile again. He picked up the water jar and poured just a little more than a few drops into the tumbler, before finally sipping his whisky. Smooth sweet vanilla, with sooty smoke coming to the fore and a long honeyed ember finish — perfection in a glass. Hunter closed his eyes and enjoyed the moment, maybe for longer than he should have, because he didn’t notice the person now standing right in front of his table.

‘You owe me an explanation.’

As the object slid out of the envelope and on to the tabletop, Detective Webb pulled his chair a little closer to have a better look at it. His eyes ping-ponged between the object and Dr. Barnes for several seconds and he wondered if that was all he was going to get. Nothing else came out of the envelope.

‘It’s... a silver bracelet,’ he said at last, unimpressed, staring at a serpentine chain bracelet, with a delicate heart charm.

‘It’s a white-gold bracelet,’ Dr. Barnes corrected him. ‘Not a silver one.’

‘OK. I apologize,’ Webb said back, not really knowing what difference it made.