Joanna rolled her eyes for Deborah's benefit. The two women set out for the wide stairs leading downward. Once on the lower level they found the proper Registry Department window without difficulty. The only problem was there wasn't any personnel in evidence.
"Hello!" Deborah called out. "Anybody home?"
A woman's head popped up from behind a row of file cabinets. "Can I help you?" she called out.
"We'd like several death certificates," Deborah answered back.
The woman ambled around the row of file cabinets, rocking from side to side. She was wearing a black dress that restrained her ample flesh in a series of descending, horizontal bulges. Reading glasses hung around her neck on a chain and rested on the nearly horizontal swelling of her bosom. She came to the counter and leaned on it. "I need to know the names and the year," she said in a bored voice.
"Georgina Marks and Prudence Heatherly," Joanna said. "And both passed away this year, 2001."
"It takes a week to ten days for the certificates to get here," the woman said.
"We have to wait that long to get them?" Joanna questioned with dismay.
"No, that's how long the death certificates take to get here to the registry after the individual dies. I only mention it because if these people you're interested in have just passed away, the certificates won't be here."
"Both these people have been dead for over a month," Joanna said.
"Then they should be here," the woman said. "That will be six dollars each."
"We only want to look at the certificates," Joanna said. "We don't need to remove them from the premises."
"Six dollars each is fine," Deborah interjected. She gave Joanna a jab in the side to keep her quiet.
After writing the names down while eyeing Joanna skeptically, the woman leisurely disappeared behind the file cabinets.
"Why did you poke me?" Joanna complained.
"I didn't want you messing things up to save twelve dollars," Deborah whispered. "If the woman guesses we're here just to get Social Security numbers she might get suspicious. I think I would. So we'll pay the money, take the certificates, and get the hell out of here."
"I guess you're right," Joanna said reluctantly.
"Of course I'm right," Deborah said.
The clerk returned a quarter hour later with the forms. Deborah and Joanna had the money ready and the exchange was made. Five minutes later the women were back outside where each carefully copied down the respective Social Security numbers onto a piece of paper. They pocketed the death certificates.
"I suggest we try to memorize the numbers while we're on the way to the bank," Joanna said. "It might attract attention if we don't."
"Especially if we pulled out the death certificates by accident inside the bank," Deborah said.
Joanna chuckled. "I also think we should start addressing each other with our assumed names. Otherwise we'll forget in front of people and that could be a problem."
"Good point, Prudence," Deborah said with a chuckle of her own.
It was only a ten-minute walk from City Hall to the Charles River Plaza where the local branch of the Fleet Bank was located. For the most part the women were silent while committing the respective Social Security numbers to their memories. When they turned into the Charles River Plaza, Joanna pulled Deborah to a stop.
"Let's discuss this for a moment before we go inside," she said. "We should open these accounts with just a token deposit because we're not going to be able to get this money back out."
"What do you suggest?"
"I don't think it really matters," Joanna said. "How about twenty dollars."
"Fine by me," Deborah said. "But I wouldn't mind hitting the ATM machine on the way in."
"That's not a bad idea either," Joanna said.
Each got several hundred dollars in cash before entering the bank proper. They then went directly to the service desk. Since it was in the middle of the lunch hour, the bank was busy with hospital people from the MGH, and the women had to wait almost twenty minutes before being helped. But setting up the accounts was accomplished quickly since the bank officer whose turn it was to help them was particularly efficient. Her name was Mary. The only minor problem was the lack of any IDs, but Mary solved it by saying they could bring them in the following day. By one o'clock Mary had already excused herself to activate the accounts and get them receipts. Joanna and Deborah were sitting on vinyl chairs facing Mary's desk.
"What if she comes back and says we're dead?" Deborah whispered.
"Then we're dead," Joanna answered. "But that's what we're here for."
"But what are we going to say? We'd have to say something."
"We'll just say we must have been mistaken about the numbers. We'll tell them we'll check them and come back."
"I was enjoying myself a half hour ago," Deborah complained. "Now I'm nervous. We can't tell them a fishy story like that."
"Here she comes!" Joanna said in a forced whisper.
Mary came back clutching the deposit receipts. "I've got you all set up," she reported. "Every thing is just fine." She gave a receipt to each woman along with one of the packets of material sitting on her desk which she'd prepared earlier. "You're all set. Do you have a parking ticket?"
"No, we walked over," Joanna said. For an address the women had given Seven Hawthorne Place, part of the Charles River Park apartment complex behind the hospital.
A few minutes later the women were back out in the May sunshine. Deborah was euphoric. "We did it!" she declared as they walked quickly away from the bank. "I had my doubts there for a minute, but apparently we've got good names and Social Security numbers."
"They're good for now," Joanna said. "But that's going to change sometime in the near future. Let's head back to the apartment, put in a call to the Wingate Clinic, and get the next step out of the way."
"What about a bit of lunch?" Deborah said. "I'm starved. That coffee and pastry we had a little after seven this morning is long gone."
"I could use some food myself," Joanna agreed. "But let's make it quick."
"WINGATE CLINIC," A PLEASANT VOICE SAID CHEERFULLY. It came from the speaker phone in Joanna and Deborah's apartment. The telephone itself was on the couch between the women who were sitting on either side of it. It was two-thirty-five and sun was just beginning to spill onto the hardwood floor through the front windows.
"I'm interested in employment in your institution,' Joanna said. "To whom should I speak?" The women had flipped a coin to see who should make the call. Joanna had won.
"That would be with Helen Masterson, Director of Personnel,' the operator said. "Shall I connect you?"
"Please," Joanna said.
The same elevator music they'd heard the day before drifted out of the phone, but it didn't last long. A strong, deep, woman's voice preempted the Muzak. Both women jumped: "Helen Masterson here. I understand you are looking for employment."
"Yes, both myself and my roommate,' Joanna said as soon as she'd recovered.
"What kind of experience do you and your roommate have?" Helen asked.
"I've had extensive word-processing experience," Joanna said.
"As a student or in a work environment?"
"Both," Joanna said. She'd worked summers during undergraduate school in a Houston law firm with whom her father did a great deal of business.
"Are you college graduates?"
"Yes, indeed," Joanna said. "I've a degree in economics. My roommate, Georgina Marks, was a biology major." Joanna looked over at Deborah who gave her a thumbs-up sign.
"Has she had any laboratory experience?"
Deborah nodded emphatically.
"Yes, she has," Joanna said.
"I must admit you both sound perfect for the Wingate Clinic," Helen said. "How did you hear about us?"
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