So I waited.
And waited.
An hour later, the receptionist gestured for me to come over. Miracle of miracles, Arthur Lewis was ready to see me.
He wore an Armani linen suit, fashionably wrinkled. No tie. Gucci loafers. No socks. His skin was the color of bronze. His thick, curly, black hair had a calculated, wind-blown look. Photographs of his blonde wife and infant daughter stood on his glass-topped desk. His wife seemed even younger and thinner than he was. Posters of various current hit series hung on the wall. A tennis racket was propped in a corner.
"It's an honor to meet you. I'm a fan of everything you've done," he lied.
I made an appropriate humble comment.
His next remark contradicted what he'd just said. "Did you bring a list of your credits?"
I gave him a folder and sat on a leather chair across from him while he flipped through the pages. His expression communicated a mixture of boredom and stoic endurance.
Finally his eyebrows narrowed. "Impressive. I might add, astonishing. Really, it's hard to imagine anyone writing this much."
"Well, I've been in the business quite a while."
"Yes. You certainly have."
I couldn't tell if he referred to my age or my numerous credits. "There used to be a joke," I said.
"Oh?" His eyes were expressionless.
'"How can Mort Davidson be so prolific?' This was back in the early sixties. The answer was, 'He uses an electric typewriter.'"
"Very amusing," he said as if I'd farted.
"These days, of course, I use a word processor."
"Of course." He folded his hands on the desk and sat straighter. "So. Your agent said you had an idea that might appeal to us."
"That's right."
The phone rang.
"Excuse me a moment." He picked up the phone. Obviously, if he'd been genuinely interested in my pitch, he'd have instructed his secretary that he didn't want any calls.
An actor named Sid was important enough for Arthur Lewis to gush with compliments. And by all means, Sid shouldn't worry about the rewrites that would make his character more "with it" in today's generation. The writer in charge of the project was under orders to deliver the changes by Monday morning. If he didn't, that writer would never again work on something called The Goodtime Guys. Sid was a helluva talent, Arthur Lewis assured him. Next week's episode would get a 35 ratings share at least. Arthur chuckled at a joke, set down the phone, and narrowed his eyebrows again. "So your idea that you think we might like." He glanced at his Rolex.
"It's about an at-risk youth center, a place where troubled kids can go and get away from their screwed-up families, the gangs, and the drug dealers on the streets. There's a center in the Valley that I see as our model – an old Victorian house that has several additions. Each week, we'd deal with a special problem – teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, runaways – but mostly this would be a series about emotions, about people, the kids, but also the staff, a wide range of interesting, committed professionals, an elderly administrator, a female social worker, an Hispanic who used to be in the gangs, a priest, whatever mix works. I call it – "
The phone rang again.
"Just a second," Arthur Lewis said.
Another grin. A producer this time. A series about a college sorority next to a fraternity, Crazy 4 U, had just become this season's new hit. Arthur Lewis was giving its cast and executives a party at Le Dome tomorrow evening. Yes, he guaranteed. Ten cases of Dom Perignon would arrive at the producer's home before the party. And beluga caviar? Enough for an after-party power party? No problem. And yes, Arthur Lewis was having the same frustrations as the producer. It was mighty damned hard to find a pre-school for gifted children.
He set down the phone. His face turned to stone. "So that's your idea?"
"Drama, significance, emotion, action, and realism."
"But what's the hook?"
I shook my head in astonishment.
"Why would anyone want to watch it?" Arthur Lewis asked.
"To feel what it's like to help kids in trouble, to understand those kids."
"Didn't you have a stroke a while ago?"
"What?"
"I believe in honesty, so I'll be direct. You put in your time. You paid your dues. So why don't you back away gracefully?"
"I didn't have a stroke."
"Then why did I hear-?"
"My wife had cancer. She died…" I caught my breath. "Six months ago."
"I see. I'm sorry. I mean that sincerely. But television isn't the same as when you created…" He checked my list of credits." The Sidewalks of New York. A definite classic. One of my absolute personal favorites. But times have changed. The industry's a lot more competitive. The pressure's unbelievable. A series creator has to act as one of the producers, to oversee the product, to guarantee consistency. I'm talking thirteen hours a day minimum, and ideally the creator ought to contribute something to every script."
"That's what I did on The Sidewalks of New York."
"Oh?" Arthur Lewis looked blank. "I guess I didn't notice that in your credits." He straightened. "But my point's the same. Television's a pressure cooker. A game for people with energy."
"Did I need a wheelchair when I came in here?"
"You've lost me."
"Energy's not my problem. I'm full to bursting with the need to work. What matters is, what do you think of my idea?"
"It's…"
The phone rang.
Arthur Lewis looked relieved. "Let me get back to you."
"Of course. I know you're busy. Thanks for your time."
"Hey, anytime. I'm always here and ready for new ideas." Again he checked his Rolex.
The phone kept ringing.
"Take care," he said.
"You, too."
I took my list of credits off his desk.
The last thing I heard when I left was, "No, that old fuck's wrong for the part. He's losing his hair. A rug? Get real. The audience can tell the difference. For God's sake, a hairpiece is death in the ratings."
Steve had said to phone him when the meeting was over. But I felt so upset I decided to hell with phoning him and drove up the Pacific Coast Highway toward his place in Malibu. Traffic was terrible – rush hour, Friday evening. For once, though, it had an advantage. After an hour, my anger began to abate enough for me to realize that I wouldn't accomplish much by showing up unexpectedly in a fit at Steve's. He'd been loyal. He didn't need my aggravation. As he'd told me, "I've done what I can. Now it's up to you." But there wasn't much I could do if my age and not my talent was how I was judged. Certainly that wasn't Steve's fault.
So I stopped at something called the Pacific Coast Diner and took the advice of a bumper sticker on a car I'd been stuck behind-CHILL OUT. Maybe a few drinks and a meditative dinner would calm me down. The restaurant had umbrella-topped tables on a balcony that looked toward the ocean. I had to wait a half hour, but a Scotch and soda made the time go quickly, and the crimson reflection of the setting sun on the ocean was spectacular.
Or would have been if I'd been paying attention. The truth was, I couldn't stop being upset. I had another Scotch and soda, ordered poached salmon, tried to enjoy my meal, and suddenly couldn't swallow, suddenly felt about as lonely as I'd felt since Doris had died. Maybe the network executives are right, I thought. Maybe I am too old. Maybe I don't know how to relate to a young audience. Maybe it's time I packed it in.
"Mort Davidson," a voice said.
"Excuse me?" I blinked, distracted from my thoughts.
My waiter was holding the credit card I'd given him. "Mort Davidson." He looked at the name on the card, then at me. "The screenwriter?"
I spared him a bitter "used to be" and nodded with what I hoped was a pleasant manner.
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