David Baldacci - True Blue

“No, actually, I’ve never had the need to come to one before. I’ve been pretty happy with my own product.”

“That’s why we’re here,” said Mace. “To become educated.”

The woman excused herself and returned a minute later with a large stack of papers that she plopped in front of Mace and Roy.

“Let me give you the run-through of what it takes to become a semen donor,” she said, with the irritating air of a person who knows lots of things others don’t. She indicated the pages. “These are the forms one must fill out to even be considered as a donor. They’re all available online from our website as well.” She held up one form. “This is the initial donor app, which as you can see is lengthy and requires extensive medical, physical, and educational backgrounds and other pertinent information. If they pass that stage-and many do not-they are sent a second application covering three generations of family medical history.” She picked up another set of pages. “I’m referring to this one. After that comes a specimen screening. This involves a personal interview conducted on these premises and a semen evaluation. They are asked to produce three to four specimens over a two-week period. Those specimens are evaluated for quality and testing of freezing survivability.”

“Freezing survivability?” said Mace.

“I’ll get to that. Potential donors must be screened for infectious diseases of course, like HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, hepatitis B and C, and also genetic diseases, as well as blood typing, rhesus factor, and so on. And they must undergo a general physical exam either by their own physician or ours. We expect a six-month commitment from our accepted donors and they must produce one donation per week over that period.”

“And they’re paid?” said Roy.

“Of course. People do not go through this out of the goodness of their hearts. Our compensation rates range from one to four hundred dollars per acceptable specimen. Precise individual compensation depends on semen quality and the donor’s commitment to the program.”

“How is it collected?” asked Roy. “Almost all on-site. Usually via masturbation into leakproof containers. Semen can also be removed surgically, but we don’t do that here.”

“Almost all, you said?” noted Mace.

“We sometimes do off-site collections in an emergency, but only if the collection is done at a hospital, clinic, or, in very rare cases, the person’s home. With that method we provide donors with special condoms for collection purposes. And the specimen must be transported to us within one to two hours without being exposed to extreme temperatures. Otherwise it’s not acceptable. But in the seven years I’ve been here we’ve only had two cases of off-site collection. We like to control all phases, you see.”

“And if it’s off-site, then you have no way of knowing if it’s actually the person’s sperm or not,” pointed out Roy.

“That’s right. We can of course do a DNA analysis to ensure it was from our donor. And it will still be subjected to the same rigorous checks, so, for example, no infectious diseases get through.”

“And the freezing?” prompted Mace.

“The sperm has to be stored under specific and exacting conditions to fully preserve it. We have a cryo-storage room here with cryogenic vats. We use liquid nitrogen among other protocols to maintain the specimens.”

“Can we see the room?” asked Mace.

“No. It’s an environmentally controlled space and you need special equipment to work in there. I can tell you that each vat holds over seventy thousand semen specimens.”

“How do you differ from a fertility clinic?” Mace wanted to know.

“Fertility clinics don’t typically store sperm. They get it from us. We match their client’s request as to race, height, physical appearance, for example, and provide them the sperm which they will then use for artificial insemination purposes.”

“Is there any way to determine if the sperm found at the crime scene I described came from your clinic?” Roy asked.

“I can assure you it didn’t,” she said flatly.

“Just humor me. Please. A man’s freedom is at stake.”

She sighed heavily. “From our specific clinic? No, I don’t believe so. But you can easily determine if it was a donation to a sperm bank like ours.”

“How?” Mace asked quickly.

“As soon as the specimen is provided you have to inject buffers as a preservative into the semen. If done promptly and then frozen, semen can really be stored indefinitely. However, the maximum allowable time by current law is ten years unless the donor was under the age of forty-five when the specimen was given. And even then the sperm can only be used by the donor and his partner, and not given to anyone else.”

“Ten years, wow,” said Mace. “Long time to keep the little fellows swimming around.”

“Without a preservative and proper storage the sperm contained in the semen will have diminished motility after two or three days and the sample will be no good to us after, say, five days. And our clients would not be very happy with that, would they?”

“So, shooting blanks, in other words?” said Mace.

The nurse sniffed. “Crudely put, but accurate. When we send semen out to our clients the specimens are cryopreserved in screw-top vials. The vials come inside a refrigerated tank or dry shipper since it is actually a metal vacuum bottle refrigerated with liquid nitrogen. The semen is sent with detailed instructions on thawing and utilization.”

Sort of takes all the romance out of it , thought Mace.

“So to answer your question directly, we use a TEST yolk buffer solution as a preservative. Many other sperm banks do the same.”

“Yolk? As in egg?” said Mace with a trace of disgust.

“Not exactly, no, and it’s a perfectly accepted method of preservation.”

Roy said, “So if it’s not a semen donation?”

“Then there will be no preservative. And I can assure you that there won’t be with the person you described. He would never have gotten past the initial round of medical forms. And if he’s a Vietnam veteran as you mentioned he would’ve been disqualified right away.”

“You disqualify Vietnam vets?” said Roy sharply.

“No, of course not, it’s based on age . We, along with most sperm banks, don’t accept specimens from anyone over the age of forty. Indeed, most of our donors are under the age of thirty, many of them college students.”

“Looking for beer money,” commented Mace.

“I wouldn’t know about that.”

“Are you open every day?” asked Mace.

“We’re closed on Wednesdays and Sundays.”

“So the building is empty then?”

The woman looked at her and said in a contemptuous tone, “That would usually be the case when we’re closed . Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work.”

“Lots of eggs to crack today?” said Mace.

The woman led them out without saying another word.

When they were outside Roy said, “Wow, I really dig your interrogation technique. First, piss the person off, and then see what she won’t tell us.”

“That woman was not going to knowingly help us from the getgo, but she did tell us at least one thing of importance other than the yolk thing.”

“What?”

“That they’re closed on Wednesdays and Sundays. Now we need to get the sperm sample they found in Tolliver checked out. Lowell Cassell can do it.”

“And if there’s no yolk?”

“Then maybe the Captain is lying.”

“I don’t think he’s mentally capable of coming up with something like this.”

“I don’t think so either, but nothing would surprise me anymore. If it does come back without the preservative, the Captain is probably going down for this.”