Jonathan Kellerman - Self-Defence

Too much bad stuff, time to sweat it out of my system. Pretending my knees were eighteen years old, I took a hard jog on the beach. When I got back, the phone was ringing. My service with Lucy, again.

"Dr. Delaware? I'm… calling from work. I had a… bit of a problem." Her voice dropped so low I could barely hear it. Noise in the background didn't help.

"What happened, Lucy?"

"The dream. I… had it again."

"Since this morning's session?"

"Yes." Her voice shook. "Here. At work, at my desk… God, this is so- I have to talk softly; I'm at a pay phone in the lobby and people are staring. Can you hear me?"

"I hear you fine."

She caught her breath. "I feel so stupid ! Falling asleep at my desk !"

"When did this happen?"

"Lunch hour. I was brown-bagging, trying to catch up. I guess I nodded off, I don't know, I really don't remember."

"Had you taken any sort of medication?"

"Just Tylenol for a headache."

"No antihistamines or anything else that would make you drowsy?"

"Nothing. I just… fell asleep." She whispered: "It must have woken me up- I found myself on the floor, my legs… the dream was still in my head, reverberating. Right in the middle of the office ! God !"

"Are you hurt?"

"Not physically. But the humiliation- everyone thinks I'm crazy!"

"Were there a lot of people around when you fell?"

"Not when I fell, but right after. It was lunchtime; a whole crowd was coming back and saw me on the floor! I ran to the ladies' room to straighten up. When I got back, my boss was there. He never comes into the staff area. The look on his face- like what kind of nutcase do I have working for me!"

"If he's worried about anything, Lucy, it's probably that you'll file a worker's comp suit."

"No, no, I'm sure he thinks I'm some kind of bizarro. Falling asleep in the middle of the day- I excused myself to the bathroom again, went down to the lobby, and called you."

"Come over, let's talk."

"I- I guess I'd better. I'm sure not in any shape to go back up there."

I called a neurologist in Santa Monica named Phil Austerlitz and told him I had a possible referral. When I recounted what had happened, he said, "You're thinking narcolepsy?"

"She's got a troubled sleep pattern. Some childhood enuresis."

"But nothing chronic in adulthood."

"It just started five months ago. While she was a juror on the Bogeyman trial."

"Sounds more like stress."

"That's what I think, but I want to cover all bases."

"Sure, I'll see her. Thanks for the referral. Sounds like a fun one. I've been dealing with brain tumors all week. People our age or younger. Must be something in the air."

She rang the gate bell just after five. Her hair was tied back in a ponytail and her face was drawn. When I took her hand it was limp and damp.

I gave her a glass of water and sat her down. She took a sip and put her face in her hands.

"What's happening to me, Dr. Delaware?"

I touched her hand. "We'll find out, Lucy."

She tightened her mouth. "It was different this time. This time I saw more."

Taking a deep breath. And another. Sliding her hand out from under mine. I sat back.

It took a few more minutes for her to compose herself. "Remember the grating noise I told you about? What I thought might be sex? It had nothing to do with sex."

She leaned forward. "I saw it. They were digging a grave- burying her. The grating was their shovels hitting the rocks. This time, I was closer. Everything was clearer. It's never felt this real before. It was…"

She put a hand over her eyes and shook her head.

"I was close enough to touch them- right behind them. It felt so real ."

"The same men."

"Yes. Three of them."

"Including your- including Lowell."

She bared her eyes and licked her lips and stared at the floor. "He was one of the diggers. Working hard- huffing and puffing. They all were. And cursing. I could hear their breathing- harsh, like runners. Then they put her in, and…"

Her shoulders started to shake.

"I started to feel myself transforming- my soul leaving my body. I actually saw it, fluttering like this thin white feather. Then it entered her body."

She stood suddenly.

"I need to walk around."

Pacing the room, she covered the width of the glass doors, then retraced her steps. Repeated it twice more before returning to her seat.

She remained standing, both hands on the chair back. "I could taste the dirt, Dr. Delaware. It felt as if I was in that grave… I tried to shake the dirt off of me but I couldn't move. It kept coming down on me - stuffing me. I thought: This is what death is like, this is terrible; what did I do to deserve this, why are they doing this to me?"

Her eyes closed and she swayed so low I jumped up and caught her shoulder. Her body tightened but she didn't seem to notice me.

The sound of the tide rose up from the beach, like a swell of applause. Suddenly, her breathing quickened.

"Lucy," I said.

As if her name were a posthypnotic suggestion, she opened her eyes and blinked hard.

"What happened then, Lucy?"

"I woke up. Found myself on the floor… again. My legs…" Wincing.

"What about your legs?"

"They were…" Spots of color appeared on her cheeks. "Spread- spread wide, in front of everybody. It made me feel so sluttish."

"People understand accidents, Lucy."

She looked at my hand on her shoulder. I removed it and she sat down.

"God," she said. "This is crazy- am I going off the deep end?"

"No," I said firmly. "You're obviously reacting to some kind of stress, and we're going to find out what it is. I also want you to see a neurologist to rule out anything organic."

She caught her breath and looked at me, terrified. "Like what? A brain tumor?"

"No, nothing like that, I didn't mean to alarm you. We just need to rule out a sleep disorder that responds to medication. It's unlikely, but I want to be careful, so our road's clear."

"Our road. Sounds like some kind of journey."

"In a way it is, Lucy."

She turned away from me. "I don't know any neurologists."

I gave her Phil's name and number. "It won't be intrusive or painful."

"I hope so. I hate to be pawed. I'll call him tomorrow, okay? I'd better get home now."

"Why don't you stay here and relax before you set out?"

"I appreciate the offer, but no, thanks. I'm really tired, just want to crawl into bed."

"Want some coffee?"

"No, I'll be fine- it's more emotional fatigue than sleepiness."

"You're sure you want to go right now?"

"Yes, please. Sorry for the hassle."

"It's no hassle at all, Lucy."

"Thanks for your time- we'll figure it out." Looking to me for confirmation.

I nodded and walked her to the door. She opened it and thanked me again.

"I don't want to add to your load," I said, "but you're going to see it on the evening news. A body was found today that matches the Bogeyman victims. There may be a copycat out there."

"Oh, no," she said, leaning against the doorpost. "Where?"

"Santa Ana."

"That's Orange County- so Milo won't be in on it. Too bad. He could solve it."

Phil Austerlitz called me the following day at five.

"Clean bill," he said. "Healthiest person I've seen in a long time, except for her anxiety. Even with that, her blood pressure was great. Wish mine was as good."

"What kind of anxiety did you notice?"

"Jumpy. Nervous about being touched- wanting to know exactly what I was going to do to her, how, when, why. Want to know my guess? Extreme sexual inhibition. Is that what she originally came to you for?"