Victor Gischler - The Pistol Poets

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The Edgar-nominated author of Gun Monkeys is back with a thrill-a-minute suspense novel that mixes crime and academia-with hilarious results. Here Victor Gischler draws us into a wild and wicked world, where tenured professors are busy burying bodies, cash-up-front P.I.'s hunt for missing coeds and one desperate street-tough has to decide which he'd rather be: a live poet or a dead criminal.
An unlucky grad student just got himself killed in a robbery gone bad. And as lowly drug lieutenant Harold Jenks races with the killer out of the alley, a light goes off in his head: He'll steal the dead kid's identity. Now Jenks, who once lorded it over seven square blocks in East St. Louis, is headed due west. With a.32 in his pocket, a 9mm Glock taped across his back, and a rap sheet nearly as long as Finnegans Wake, he's cruising the halls of academia as Eastern Oklahoma U's newest grad student, looking for action and hoping he can stay one couplet ahead of his violent past.
While this new bad boy on campus makes mincemeat of his metaphors, across campus visiting professor Jay Morgan has a more pressing problem: What to do about the dead coed in his bed. The professor's no killer, but try telling that to private eye Deke Stubbs. With the professor on the lam and Stubbs hot on his trail, more trouble blows into town. Now, as St. Louis drug boss Red Zach and his minions converge on Fumbee, Oklahoma, looking for a consignment of missing cocaine, the bullets start flying faster than the zingers at a faculty hate fest. For Morgan and Jenks, now desperate fugitives from poetic justice, survival means learning new skills-and learning fast. Because if they find out they're bottom-of-the-class, that means they're already dead.
Featuring the sleaziest, sorriest, and most captivating group of criminal lowlifes, sexed-up academics, poets, and rappers ever to collide in one crime novel, The Pistol Poets speeds deliriously to its electrifying payoff.

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Jenks still wasn’t sure about these two, but they seemed to be regular guys. They just wanted to find out how to get through school, how to get ahead, how to keep a roof over their heads and once in a while find some pussy. Lancaster was a little strange and maybe too smart for his own damn good, but he didn’t talk down to Jenks. He didn’t patronize. A word he got from Grayson.

Patronize.

“We want you sons a bitches out of here right now. Just about had enough of listening to your bullshit.”

The three of them spun on their barstools, looked into the glassy eyes of two gigantic rednecks. They had full, thick beards, bellies hanging over big belt buckles. One wore a Sooners cap. The other had a buzz cut and a faded Marine Corps tattoo on his massive upper arm. They both held pool cues.

A fresh cigarette dangled from Sooner Cap’s mouth. It bobbed up and down as he talked. “We don’t want your kind in here. So get the hell out right now.”

Jenks almost said something, but DelPrego opened his mouth first.

“Come on, guys. It’s the twenty-first century,” DelPrego said. “Don’t tell me you’ve never seen a black person.”

“We don’t give a shit about blacks,” Tattoo Man said. “It’s him.” He jabbed a finger at Lancaster. “We don’t like faggots.”

Lancaster’s jaw dropped. “What?”

“Get out of our bar, faggot.”

The blood drained from Lancaster’s face. “But-I assure you-” he sputtered.

This was trouble. Jenks sized up the rednecks. Both of them tensed for it. Sooner Cap had on a pair of heavy work boots, but Tattoo Man wore only soft sneakers. Jenks scanned their jeans for gun-shaped bulges or knives, but they looked clean. He didn’t like the way they held those pool cues.

DelPrego hopped off his stool, spoke to Sooner Cap. “He’s not a faggot.”

“Shut up, punk.”

“He’s no faggot, and I should know,” DelPrego said. “Because I’m the faggot, and I just love to suck big cock.”

Sooner Cap blinked, stepped back like he’d been struck.

“That’s right.” DelPrego licked his lips. “Man, I’d just love to have a big, sweaty pair of redneck balls on my chin right now. I get hot and horny just thinking about it.”

Sooner Cap realized he was being had. “How about I smash you right in your smart-ass little mouth?”

Lancaster gulped. “For the love of God, Wayne, let it go.”

Jenks tensed. Here it came.

DelPrego pointed. “Holy shit. What’s that behind you?”

Sooner Cap said, “You don’t think I’m going to fall for-”

DelPrego didn’t wait to see if he fell for it or not. He brought the uppercut fast, popped Sooner Cap on the point of his chin. The redneck’s head snapped back. He stumbled.

Tattoo Man swung the pool cue at Jenks, but Jenks ducked. The cue struck Lancaster in the face, swept him off the barstool like he was made of tissue. Lancaster yelled, blood spraying from his nose.

Jenks stomped hard with his heel on top of Tattoo Man’s left tennis shoe. His heel struck the foot hard. Jenks heard and felt the man’s bone snap. Tattoo Man screamed. Jenks double-punched him in the kidneys, and Tattoo Man bent, grabbed himself. Jenks swung hard, and his knuckles smacked just over Tattoo Man’s ear.

Tattoo Man fell over into a little heap, didn’t move.

Sooner Cap had DelPrego in a headlock. Jenks picked up Tattoo Man’s pool cue, swung hard, and broke the wood over Sooner Cap’s back. He let go of DelPrego, who turned and threw a quick punch into the redneck’s massive gut. Sooner Cap whuffed air and went to one knee.

“That’s enough!” the bartender barked. He held an aluminum baseball bat and banged it on the bar.

Sooner Cap started to get up. He was breathing hard. “You… fuckers.”

“Come on!” Jenks grabbed Lancaster under one arm, started for the door.

DelPrego took Lancaster’s other arm, burst out of the saloon and into the parking lot.

The redneck’s curses followed them. “You little faggots. Come back here again and you’re dead. You hear me? Dead!”

The three poets sat in a nearly deserted Wendy’s. Jenks ate a double cheeseburger and a Biggie fries. DelPrego held a small Frosty to the side of his head where his ear had swollen.

Lancaster sat with his head tilted back, crumpled and bloody napkins on the table in front of him. He’d torn little strips of napkin and had jammed them into his nostrils to stanch the blood flow. Once in a while he’d moan quietly and rub his temples.

“Shit, boy, where’d you learn to fight like that?” Jenks asked DelPrego. “You almost got your fucking self killed.”

“I watch a lot of Rockford Files reruns.”

“TV. Shit, that figures.”

“Do we qualify as tight now?” Lancaster asked, his stuffed nose making him hard to understand, the words coming out “Do be qualiby ad dight dow?”

Jenks laughed. “Almost.”

“Sure we are,” DelPrego said. “We’re a hell of a team. The brother, the white guy, and the faggot.”

He laughed and so did Jenks.

Lancaster groaned and very slowly lifted his middle finger.

eighteen

Morgan tried to roll over, but Ginny’s slab of thigh held him in place. He didn’t want to wake her. He lay still, staring at the ceiling, feeling empty and listless. The mad tumble with Ginny had been a good distraction after Annette had shrugged him off, but already Ginny’s hot skin pressed against him in bed. Oppressive.

And it wasn’t just Annette.

For a long time Morgan had been directionless. He’d realized it while working with the old man, Fred Jones. It was the first time he’d felt like a poet or a teacher in years. And he’d realized it again talking to Annette Grayson, telling her how he’d blown with the wind from one temporary job to another.

And then there was Annie Walsh. The dreams were getting worse. In the most recent, he could hear her clawing under the ground. His dream self tried to dig her out, pale hands ripping at the hard winter ground, digging without a shovel, fingernails hurt and bleeding.

Morgan shuddered.

Ginny’s breathing changed, and Morgan suspected she was awake. They both pretended to sleep.

After half an hour, Morgan figured something had to give. He opened his mouth, drew breath to speak, didn’t know what to say, and shut it again.

“What is it?” Ginny asked.

“I didn’t know if you were awake yet.”

“I’m awake.”

Morgan still didn’t know what to say.

Ginny said, “It’s like we have a secret together. Don’t you think that makes people close? It’s kind of a prefabricated intimacy. And I need this once in a while, to be close and naked with somebody I can trust. Maybe a weird kind of trust but it’s there, and I want you to feel it too.”

“I feel it.”

“It doesn’t seem like you do. I can’t handle boys my age. If they sleep with a girl once, they either think they own her or they want to throw her out like an empty beer can. I like that you’re older. I want us to be friends. I read your poetry book.”

“Which one? A Shot of Bourbon for the Soul ?”

“The other one. The hat one.”

In the Museum of Men’s Hats . That was my first one. It wasn’t very good.”

“I thought it was pretty good.”

“Thanks.”

“Are you working on anything now?”

Morgan squirmed, shifted away from her. “Not right now.”

“Writer’s block.”

“No.” It came out more harsh than he’d meant. “I just haven’t decided on anything yet.”

“I think you’re stuck.”

“What would you know about it?”

“I want you to be able to tell me.”

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