J. Jance - Outlaw Mountain

The seventh book in the Joanna Brady series, 1999

“Al… ice. Come… find… me.”

The faint but drawn-out words, wafting on the chill November air, drifted in through the open window of Alice Rogers’ aging Buick Skylark. Even though she didn’t hear the taunting call or understand the words, the sound alone was loud enough to disturb her and rouse her from her Scotch-induced slumber. She woke up, shivered in the cold and blinked at the unremitting darkness that surrounded her. For a confusing, disorienting moment, Alice was afraid she had gone blind. She had no idea where she was or how she had come to be there. Fighting panic, her hands flailed out in search of clues. The first thing her trembling fingers encountered was the icy, smooth surface of the steering wheel. Next she ran her fingertips across the familiar worn plush of the Buick’s upholstery.

Breathing a sigh of relief, Alice leaned back against the headrest. She was in the front seat-the front passenger seat-of a car, her own car. She had fallen asleep there. Again. The best she could hope for was that maybe none of the neighbors had seen her. If they had, word was bound to get back to the kids. That was one thing Alice knew from bitter experience. Tombstone was full of gossips who were only too happy to carry tales.

Alice stayed where she was and rested for the better part of a minute, waiting for the momentary panic to subside, for the frantic beating of her heart to slow and steady. Hoping to get her bearings, she squinted through the darkness, trying to sort out some familiar landmark that would tell her where she was and how she had come to be there.

As dark as it is, she told herself, it must be almost morning. Where the hell am I?

Vaguely she remembered something about going to dinner at Susan’s house, but now she had no recollection of having driven the twenty-some miles from Tombstone out to Sierra Vista. She didn’t remember coming back, either. But a taste for Scotch was one of the few things Alice and her grown daughter shared in common. And knowing how dinners with her daughter and son-in-law often turned out, not remembering every blow-by-blow was probably for the best. Alice had never held her son-in-law in very high regard. In her opinion Ross Jenkins was nothing but an arrogant jerk. The problem with drinking Scotch in his presence was that the booze might have loosened Alice ’s tongue enough for her to come right out and tell him exactly what she thought of him.

Not good, Alice scolded herself. Not good at all. But then again, even if she had shot her mouth off, Alice realized it wouldn’t be the first time she had infuriated her daughter and son-in-law. Most likely it wouldn’t be the last, either. Beyond a certain point, that was all a mother could do for her children hang around long enough to drive them crazy .

Alice found she was calmer now. She still didn’t know where she was or how she had come to be there, but for some reason the possibility of having yanked Ross Jenkins’ chain made her feel somewhat better.

Outside the open window, the chilled Sonora Desert was deathly silent. Into that silence came a sound that resembled the rattle of castanets. Several seconds passed before Alice realized that the noise was coming from inside her own head, from her upper and lower dentures clacking rhythmically against each other. The brisk November nighttime air had reached deep into Alice ’s bones, leaving her whole body shivering and quaking.

Automatically, Alice reached for the button that operated the Buick’s power windows, but when she pressed the switch, nothing happened. The window stayed wide open.

“The key, stupid,” Alice muttered aloud. “You should know by now that the window won’t work if the ignition key’s turned off.”

In the all-enveloping darkness, she reached out again. This time she aimed her searching fingers toward the steering column, groping for the key. But where her fingers should have closed around her dangling key chain, there was nothing at all-nothing but air. The key was missing.

“Damn!” Alice exclaimed. “It must have fallen out. Flow am I going to find it in the dark?”

Holding the steering wheel for balance, Alice leaned down and ran her hands across the rubber-covered floorboard. She didn’t find the keys. Instead, her hand shut around the neck of a bottle-an almost empty bottle, from the feel of it. In the dark Alice couldn’t read the label, but she didn’t have to. Long acquaintance made the round shape instantly recognizable. Dewar’s, of course. The singular lack of booze in the nearly empty bottle went a long way toward explaining everything else.

Carefully, Alice checked the bottle lid to make sure it was screwed on securely. No sense in spilling whatever was left. Once the bottle was propped on the seat beside her, she bent down once more and resumed her search for the missing keys.

“ Alice,” someone called. “Wake up.”

Wide awake now, she heard the voice distinctly. It seemed to be coming from right outside the car, from a distance of no more than a few feet.

Startled, Alice jerked upright and turned to look, but she saw no one. Still, the nearby presence of that unseen voice filled her with gratitude. That meant she wasn’t alone out here in the desert after all. Someone else was here with her. Maybe whoever it was had taken the car keys.

“I am awake,” Alice called back. “I just can’t find the keys. If you could come help me find them…”

“I can’t,” the person called back. “You have to find me first. You’re it.”

Straining to listen, Alice wondered what was wrong with that voice. The odd falsetto defied identification. She couldn’t tell if the singsong voice belonged to a man or woman; to a child or grown-up. Perhaps it was a child pretending to be a grown-up, or maybe the other way around. Whoever it was, the familiar words tugged Alice out of her failing body and back to the world of her childhood. “Come and find me,” the words beckoned to her from across the years. “You’re it.”

A spark of memory flared briefly in Alice ’s heart. Was it possible that the person calling to her from the darkness just outside the Buick was someone from that far-off time in her life when she was just a child? Through the haze of booze she realized that whoever it was had to be someone who had known Alice Monroe Rogers back then, when she was a little girl. Maybe it was one of Alice ’s three sisters summoning her once again to an old-fashioned game of tag. Maybe it was time to resume a game of hide-and-seek that had gone unfinished for over seventy years.

As the youngest of Mary and Alfred Monroe’s seven children, being “it” had been little Alice ’s lot in life. Being “it” had been her fate-her curse for having been born the youngest, for being the baby. As such, she had borne the brunt of countless jokes and pranks. No doubt, she decided, this was more of the same.

The insistent voice called to her once again through a fog of memory. “ Alice. Are you coming or not? What are you, a fraidycat?”

A wave of goose flesh swept over Alice ’s body. The temperature in the car hovered in the upper thirties, but the sudden chill she felt had nothing to do with outside temperatures. Fraidycat! Like being perpetually “it,” that well-worn phrase came directly from her childhood, too. That was one of the terms her three older sisters had hurled in Alice ’s direction to devil her. And it wasn’t just her sisters, either. Alice ’s brothers had called her that as well. “Fraidycatl Fraidycat. Fraidycat.”