Lee Goldberg - Mr. Monk and the Dirty Cop

I called Danielle to check in on her. She was listening to an unabridged audiobook of Anna Karenina, sipping green tea, eating trail mix, and generally having a grand time on her first stakeout.

I had the Murder, She Wrote book in my purse, but I couldn’t read it because turning on the interior light would alert Wurzel and her neighbors that we were sitting out there. There had already been a couple of private security patrols but we’d ducked down each time they’d passed.

So I napped.

It seemed like I’d closed my eyes for only a second when Monk nudged me awake. It was after midnight and Wurzel was leaving her house in the Maybach and heading in Danielle’s direction.

I gave her a call, alerted her that Wurzel was coming, and started the car.

I have to admit it was exciting. I’d never tailed anyone like this before. And Danielle sounded thrilled, too. We stayed in constant contact by phone so that we could take turns driving behind or in front of Wurzel.

She led us east across the city to Mission Bay and the long-abandoned, decaying Bethlehem Steel warehouses, foundries, and machine shops on the piers.

It wasn’t exactly a cheery place.

The huge buildings were decomposing like corpses, the weathered brick chipping away, the windows shattered, the corrugating metal peeling off in rusted, rotting strips.

If you’ve ever watched a cop show, then you know only bad things happen when you visit abandoned warehouses at night.

The last time I’d been here it was to see the body of a murdered cop who’d made the mistake of meeting the wrong person in the darkness of this decaying industrial wasteland.

Once it was clear where Wurzel was going, we hung a few blocks back, our headlights turned off, watching as her car disappeared into one of the hangar-sized buildings.

I turned to Monk. “Now what?”

“We follow her,” Monk said.

I didn’t like that idea much at all. “Shouldn’t we call the police?”

“Why?”

“Because this could be dangerous,” I said.

“But no crime has been committed,” Monk said.

“There have been three murders,” I said. “I’d rather there weren’t three more.”

“Call Danielle and tell her we’re sneaking into the warehouse and to join us inside,” he said. “Let’s see who Linda is meeting with so late at night in such a desolate place.”

I called Danielle, then the two of us went on foot to the warehouse, Monk trying hard not to brush against anything dirty or step in anything that might stain his shoes.

There was a sign outside of the warehouse. It featured an architect’s colorful drawing of a quaint Mediterranean village, complete with a marina and gardens, under a headline that read, A NEW RETAIL AND RESIDENTIAL DEVELOPMENT COMING SOON FROM DALBERG ENTERPRISES.

This is going to sound stupid, but after I saw that sign, I felt safer, as if I were shielded from harm by the powers of gentrification.

There was a door ajar at the back of the warehouse and we crept inside.

The space was lit by the glare of high-beams from Wurzel’s Maybach and Slade’s Bentley, which were parked in the center of the massive machine shop. Wurzel and Slade stood face-to-face in front of the cars, lit like two singers on a stage. But I doubted that they’d come to sing and dance.

I could hear their voices but I couldn’t make out what was being said. She sounded angry, though.

We cautiously and quietly weaved around piles of broken bricks, twisted pipes, and piles of rusting machines that could have been the skeletons of huge metal beasts.

Wurzel and Slade were only a few yards in front of us. I muted the ringer on my cell, so no incoming calls would inadvertently reveal our location, and hit speed dial.

“It happened so long ago I actually stopped worrying that anyone would find out,” she said. “What went wrong?”

“We were victims of the vagaries of old age,” Slade said. “But I took care of it.”

“If you did, they wouldn’t have come to me,” she said. “How did they connect me to any of it?”

“It doesn’t matter,” Slade said.

“Of course it does,” she said. “You made this mess. I expect you to clean it up.”

“I intend to, Linda.” Slade pulled out a gun from inside his jacket. He took a silencer from a pocket and screwed it onto the end of the gun. “You’re going to sleep with the fishes tonight.”

She started to back up. “You’re not seriously considering shooting me.”

“Only if you don’t dive off the pier into the bay on your own,” he said. “Don’t worry, being in the water will do wonders for your complexion. The fish will eat all of your dead skin. You can have an open casket at your funeral.”

He aimed the gun at her. We weren’t armed. There was nothing we could do to stop this.

Monk stepped out of hiding. “It’s over, Slade.”

I stepped out beside him.

Slade seemed more amused than startled by our sudden appearance.

He kept the gun on Linda Wurzel, who stood frozen in place, her mouth hanging open in shock.

“So I guess that’s not you driving my Lexus all over Berkeley,” Slade said. “I underestimated you both.”

For a moment, I forgot all about Slade, the gun, and the deadly situation we were in.

What was Julie doing out after midnight in Berkeley? Who was she with? I was tempted to call her right then and give her hell.

“I knew that she would call you in a panic but I didn’t expect you to kill her,” Monk said.

“I’m on a spree,” Slade said jovially. No one seemed to find it very funny except him.

“It’s over,” Monk said. “Put down the gun.”

“Not until I’ve shot her and the two of you,” Slade said.

“I don’t think so,” I said, raising my voice so it echoed through the warehouse. “We called the police. Any minute now this pier will be crawling with cops.”

I hoped that Danielle was hiding in the darkness somewhere out there and made the call or we were dead.

“I don’t believe you,” Slade said. “But even if you’re telling the truth, we’ll be done in just a few moments. Tell me, Monk, what was my undoing?”

“You killed Steve Wurzel instead of arresting Linda Wurzel,” Monk said.

“I mean besides that,” Slade said.

“You didn’t make any mistakes,” Monk said. “You covered your tracks flawlessly.”

“And yet, here you are,” Slade said.

“Because we believe Stottlemeyer is innocent. Nobody else thinks so. You were the only one who knew Stottlemeyer, Peschel, and Braddock and attended the conference. And you shared something else with Peschel: an investment in InTouchSpace stock that changed your lives ten years ago.”

“But where’s the evidence?”

“There isn’t any,” Monk said. “Unless she talks, or you do.”

Slade smiled. “That was my thinking, too.”

“So there’s no reason to kill me,” Wurzel said. “It would be suicidal for me to talk.”

“I’m playing it safe,” Slade said. “You might make another stupid mistake like you did tonight or go as nutty as Peschel did someday.”

“She already has,” Monk said. “You should see what she puts on her face.”

“Shut up, you fool,” Wurzel said. “You’re not helping any of us.”

I had to agree but I kept my mouth shut. The more they talked the more likely it was that the police would show up before we got killed.

“Don’t be angry at Monk,” Slade said. “I’ve already made up my mind.”

He lifted his gun and aimed at Wurzel’s head. Her time, and ours, had just run out.

That was when Danielle leapt from atop a pile of bricks with a banshee scream, flying through the air like an arrow, her legs extended in front of her.