Jennifer Sturman - The Jinx

I had to give her points for not commenting on my uncouth preferences. She handed me the can and I accepted it gratefully. The familiar feel of the cold aluminum in my hand was enough to still my churning stomach, and the first sip, while not my elixir of choice, tasted better than anything I’d ever drunk before. I’d gulped down half the can before I realized that Barbara was staring at me, her own teacup raised halfway to her mouth. “Why, you must have been thirsty.”

I smiled sheepishly before guzzling what was left.

“So, Rachel, you wanted to talk about business?”

I collected myself, newly fortified by the dose of carbonation, caffeine and artificial sweetener. “Yes, that’s right. And I really appreciate your making the time to see me. You know that I’ve worked with Grenthaler Media for several years now, and I advised Tom on a number of transactions.”

“Of course. Tom always spoke highly of you.” Her words were kind, but her voice had already taken on a more guarded tone.

Diplomacy was never my strong suit, particularly not when hungover, so I came straight out with it. “I’m concerned that your decision to back this takeover is not what Tom would have wanted you to do with the shares he left you.” As smoothly as I could, I launched into my spiel, aided by the infusion of Tab rushing through my veins. I spoke passionately and at length about Samuel Grenthaler and the legacy he’d left his daughter, and how intent Barbara’s late husband had been on preserving that legacy.

My eloquence bounced off her as if her Lacroix were constructed entirely of Teflon. She listened, smiling and nodding, and when I was done she seemed not to have understood a word I’d said. “Yes,” she agreed, as if she were reading from a script. “It is a wonderful company. It plays such an important role in keeping the public informed about important issues. I’m so thrilled that Adam will be leading it into the future. I know he’ll be able to take it to the next level.”

Next level of what, I wanted to ask, but I doubted that would be a productive direction in which to steer the conversation. I knew for a fact that her last three lines were directly paraphrased from the press release Adam had issued the previous day. “It is a wonderful and important company,” I agreed. “But,” I added, choosing my words carefully, “Tom and Sam Grenthaler both wanted Sara Grenthaler to be running it one day.”

“You know,” said Barbara, setting her fuchsia teacup down so hard that tea splashed over its edges, “Sam Grenthaler really took advantage of Tom. My late husband, may he rest in peace, worked his tail off for that man, and Sam never appreciated him.” Her guarded tone had given way to much less guarded indignation.

“Why, Barbara, I don’t think that’s true. He designated Tom as his successor. And Tom always spoke warmly of Sam. He considered Sam to be his best friend. He loved Sam, and Anna and Sara, as much as if they were his own family.”

My words, intended to soothe, seemed to have exactly the opposite effect.

“Tom was a sweet man, but he was naive. He just didn’t see how Sam took advantage of him. And that wife of his, too.” She imitated a Boston Brahmin lockjaw. “Anna Porter. She thought she was so classy, and she was always looking down at me over that long nose of hers when she wasn’t busy making eyes at Tom. Sara’s not much better, either. Spoiled brat. She thinks she’s too good to have anything to do with my Adam. Well I’ll be damned if I’m going to let anyone named Grenthaler continue to take advantage of my family. My son’s going to get what’s rightfully his.”

Barbara’s décor wasn’t the only thing that was straight out of Dynasty. This little speech could have been lifted directly from the show’s seventh season. Her logic was a bit faulty, but apparently I’d struck on a sore spot. I remembered Nancy Sloan’s theory about Tom having carried a torch for his best friend’s wife. It looked like Barbara shared in that theory, and years after Anna’s death, she still wasn’t happy about it. I realized, belatedly, that this takeover meant more to Barbara than just seeing her son in the limelight. In some way, she also saw it as a way to avenge herself on Anna Porter, who likely had never suspected that Tom Barnett’s interest in her was anything but that of a man’s friendly affection for his best friend’s wife. Not to mention an opportunity to get back at Sara, who had had the temerity to reject her son. I wondered if Barbara saw herself as playing the Alexis role or the Krystle role in her own little melodrama.

“Barbara,” I began, not sure what I was going to say, but she interrupted me anyhow. The gloves were officially off.

“The important thing is that Adam and I are no longer standing on the sidelines. Nothing you can say is going to make me change my mind. And unless little Sara can top our offer, it looks like this deal is going to get done.” She picked up her teacup and took a demure sip. “Honey,” she added, almost as an afterthought.

There was a clatter in the kitchen and a sound of breaking glass. “What was that?”

“Probably just the damned cat,” said Barbara, taking another sip of tea. As if on cue, an enormous white cat waddled into the room. With surprising agility for an animal so large, it leaped upward, landing on my lap with such force that it seemed unlikely neither of us had suffered any broken bones.

“Oof.”

“Krystle!” scolded Barbara, inadvertently answering my previous question. “You naughty little creature.”

“It’s okay,” I said as Krystle began kneading my thighs. Krystle wore a rhinestone collar, and all of her claws seemed to be intact. I was glad for a temporary distraction in which to plan my next angle of attack, but it looked like the distraction was going to come at the expense of a perfectly good Armani pantsuit. A white cat and black trousers made for unfortunate results, but since Krystle’s claws were busily shredding the trousers anyway, worrying about the shedding was probably not a good use of time.

I’d been debating whether or not to pull the one card I had up my sleeve. It wasn’t a card in which I had a great deal of confidence, to be sure. But Barbara had pissed me off. I hadn’t liked the way she’d spoken of Tom, who had been a wise and gracious man. Nor did I appreciate her referring to Sara, a woman for whom I had tremendous respect, as a “spoiled brat.” And, as Janis Joplin had put it best, “freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.”

“You do realize, of course, that Whitaker Jamieson is going to have to get approval from his trustees to sink all of his assets into a hostile takeover.” I was stretching the truth. Whitaker Jamieson’s trust fund may have had trustees before he turned twenty-one, but now there was only one trustee, and that trustee was the Caped Avenger himself.

“Whit’s a very competent businessman,” responded Barbara, but I could tell that I’d rattled her.

“And the trustees might find it a bit-” I paused, pretending to be carefully selecting the right word “-unorthodox, that he’s handing all of his assets to the son of his ex-girlfriend. And that the son in question has no significant experience managing a business of any size, let alone a large public company.”

“What do you mean, ex-girlfriend?” she asked with narrowed eyes.

“Are you denying that you and Whit were an item before you married Tom?”

“Whit is an old family friend,” she parried with admirable bravado. “But that doesn’t mean he isn’t making an informed decision. He knows Adam well and is just as confident in his abilities as I am.”

“I wouldn’t be so sure,” I responded, with equal bravado, although mine was completely false.