Dean Koontz - Lost Souls

Carson said, “Big ones. But aren’t we flying to Rainbow Falls? We can’t take guns on a plane.”

“We’re not going by a commercial airline. There won’t be any baggage inspection.”

“A charter flight? You can arrange that?”

“Just meet me at the car as quickly as you can.”

Without using a door, a hallway, or stairs, Deucalion stepped out of the study and, apparently, into their garage.

Michael said, “I sure wish I’d been born with an intuitive understanding of the quantum nature of the universe.”

“I’d be happy if you just understood how to operate the washer and dryer.”

“What do you expect when the manufacturer makes one look so much like the other?”

“The poor repairman was sobbing.”

“He was laughing,” Michael said.

“He was laughing and sobbing,” Arnie said. “When you’re packed, Scout and I will be in the kitchen with Mrs. Dolan.”

As Arnie carried her out of the study, Scout said, “Ga-ga-wa-wa-ga-ga-ba-ba,” and Michael said, “She’s brilliant.”

Upstairs, they packed clothes and toiletries in two small bags, guns and ammunition in two big suitcases.

“I hate this,” Carson said.

“Ahhh, it’ll be fun.”

“Nobody should have to slam down Victor Frankenstein twice in the same lifetime. And I can’t believe what I just heard myself say.”

“It could be worse,” Michael said.

“How could it be worse?”

“Everywhere you look these days-movies, TV, books-everything is vampires, vampires, vampires. Booorrring. If this was vampires, I’d just shoot myself now and to hell with Montana.”

Carson said, “Maybe we should just say to hell with Montana.”

“And shoot ourselves?”

“And not shoot ourselves.”

“Well, you know, this isn’t about Montana.”

“I know. I know it’s not.”

“It’s about Scout.”

“Sweet little Scout. And Arnie.”

“And it’s about Mrs. Dolan,” he said.

“It’s not that much about Mrs. Dolan.”

“Well, it’s a little bit about Mrs. Dolan.”

“A little bit,” she admitted.

“And it’s about the future of the human race.”

“Don’t lay that on me.”

“At least we know we’re fighting for the right side.”

“I think the jury’s still out on that one.”

Snapping shut the latches on his large suitcase, he said, “I don’t have clothes warm enough for Montana.”

“We’ll buy some jackets there, boots, whatever.”

“I hope I don’t have to wear a cowboy hat.”

“What’s wrong with a cowboy hat?”

“I’d look like a dink in one.”

“You’d look as adorable as ever.”

“Adorable, huh. In the movies, this is where we go into a clinch, lock lips, and make mad passionate love.”

“Not in a Frankenstein movie, it isn’t.”

They carried their luggage downstairs, left everything in the back hall, and went to the kitchen.

Mary Margaret Dolan was basting a tray of apple dumplings in a milk-and-egg wash and dusting them with cinnamon before putting the tray in the oven. Duke remained attentive to the nanny’s every move.

“Do I have to say how foolish this is,” Mary Margaret said, “flying off to Montana on another case already? Then I will. It’s entirely foolish, you haven’t even slept.”

“We’ll sleep during the flight,” Carson said.

“And we’ll sleep on the job when we get there,” Michael said.

Arnie stood at a counter, rolling out dough for more dumplings. “You’ll be all right. That’s what I told Scout. You’re always all right in the end.”

He sounded worried.

Alert to the boy’s mood, Mary Margaret said, “So you’re going out on another limb and sawing it off after yourselves, are you?”

“We never do the sawing ourselves,” Michael said. “We leave that to volunteers.”

“You always have a joke, so you do, but that little one in the playpen is no joke. She needs a dad and mother.”

“It’s just another case,” Michael assured the nanny. “It’s not as if we’re hunting vampires.”

Carson wanted to pick up Scout and hold her tight, but the baby was sound asleep. She and Michael stood at the playpen for a moment, gazing down at their child, torn by the thought of leaving her. Scout farted in her sleep.

Arnie continued working the dough, and Carson could see that her brother didn’t want a good-bye hug or kiss. Barely repressed tears stood in his eyes and he was determined not to spill them.

“Take care of Scout” was all she said to him, and he nodded.

Putting a hand on Mary Margaret’s arm, Carson kissed her cheek and said, “I don’t know what I’d do without you.”

Biting her lower lip, Mary Margaret searched Carson ’s eyes for a moment, and then she said, “This is something different, isn’t it, lass?”

“Just a little job for an old friend,” she assured the nanny.

“You don’t lie any better than my daughters back in the day when they dared try to deceive me.”

“Maybe not. But I wouldn’t make a good nun.”

In the back hall with Michael, before they picked up their luggage, she leaned against him, put her arms around him, her head on his chest. He held her tight.

After a moment, she said, “Scout farted in her sleep.”

“I heard.”

“It was so cute.”

“It was,” he agreed. “It was really cute.”

Carson said nothing more, and clearly he understood that she didn’t need any reassuring words, that she needed only to hold him and to be held and to get past the pain of leaving.

They knew when the moment came to go; they broke the embrace simultaneously. They picked up their bags and went into the garage.

Deucalion had already opened the tailgate of the Jeep Grand Cherokee. He waited by the open driver’s door.

They loaded their bags in the back. Michael closed the tailgate, and Carson said to Deucalion, “I’ll drive.”

“Not this time,” he said.

“I always drive.”

“She does,” Michael said. “She always drives.”

Deucalion got in behind the wheel and pulled his door shut.

“Monsters,” Michael said. “What can you do? They all have attitude.” He got in the backseat.

Carson settled for riding shotgun. Deucalion was huge in the driver’s seat beside her.

He drove out of the garage, lowered the roll-down door by remote control, and turned left into the street.

“Where’s the private terminal? Where do we get the airplane?” Carson asked.

“You’ll see.”

“I’m surprised you’re okay being out like this, in daylight.”

“The side windows are tinted. In the Jeep, I’m not that easy to see. Besides, this is San Francisco, I don’t look that strange.”

After a couple of blocks, she said, “Do you always drive below the speed limit?”

In the backseat, Michael said, “Here we go.”

“Don’t be impatient,” Deucalion advised her.

“I’m not impatient. I’m just not used to riding with a two-hundred-year-old senior citizen who wears his pants under his armpits and thinks twenty miles an hour is reckless speed.”

“I don’t wear my pants under my armpits, and I’m just trying to find the correct moment to turn.”

“It’s hard to tell under that long black coat. Don’t you know where you’re going? We’ve got a navigation system. I could switch it on.”

“Is she always like this in a car?” Deucalion asked Michael.

“Like what?” Michael asked warily.

“Unpleasant.”

“If she’s driving, she’s not unpleasant,” Michael said. “If she can put the pedal to the floor, take corners on two wheels, and weave around other cars like a bobsled taking slalom turns, she’s not only gracious, she’s as bubbly as champagne.”