Brian Haig - The Capitol Game

Agnes was old and occasionally excitable: she had been known over the years to throw the occasional outburst. Her tizzies were rare but legendary around the insular company. She looked positively unhinged, though. Mat Belton stood, and he and Perry followed her out into the hall. “You might want to shut the door,” she murmured quietly.

Mat did and the three of them ended up in a tight huddle. Agnes drew a heavy breath and tried to compose herself. “This just came in,” she whispered, unable to get the tremor out of her voice. She held up the fax so the terrible words could be seen.

Perry quickly read the paper. He yanked it from her hand then slowly reread it, searching line by line for a mistake or some clue that this was a joke, a forgery, a farce.

Nope: it looked dreadfully real. And quite final.

“Jesus” was all Mat could say. He repeated it, then again, and with each repetition the word grew weaker, becoming a faint whisper. If this was true, they were beyond even heavenly salvation. Mat knew what he was staring at, a certain sentence of bankruptcy.

“Failure to perform?” Perry slapped the fax in obvious disbelief. “Ridiculous. No, it’s completely outrageous.”

Mat insisted, “Our deliveries have always been on time. Always. Our reject rate is below a tenth of a percent. The past three years, they gave us the trophy for best supplier. This can’t be right.”

Perry and Mat fell silent and contemplated the ugly situation. Frankly, there was little to think about. Either they convinced Globalbang to rescind this hideous order or inside a week the banking vultures would be picking over Arvan’s corpse.

Perry lurched away in the direction of his office. After a moment, Agnes and Mat scampered behind him. Perry was already on the phone when they entered, seated behind his old, scarred desk, hollering into the mouthpiece at somebody to put him through to Timothy Dyson right away.

After suffering an interminable moment on hold, an assistant coldly informed him that Mr. Dyson wasn’t available at that moment, likely for weeks, maybe months, or possibly ever. At the very least, not until they stopped calling.

Perry slammed down the receiver, clasped his chest, and recoiled back into his chair.

“Are you okay?” Mat asked, moving quickly toward his boss, who appeared to be experiencing a heart attack.

“I think I’m going to be sick,” Perry moaned before he lurched over and hung his head over the trash can. “We’re ruined, Mat. Screwed,” he mumbled.

Mat so badly wanted to contradict his boss, to offer some reprieve, some way to calm him, anything to remove the pain.

But it was simply impossible.

Indeed, they were, without question, beyond doubt, totally screwed.

The call from Jack Wiley came out of the blue at nine the next morning. Agnes tried her best to ward him off, unloading an array of contrived excuses-Perry was feeling ill, indisposed in the bathroom, expecting a conference call that would last at least an hour, and every minute of every hour of the rest of the day was overbooked.

Truth was, Perry was hiding in his office, planted firmly behind his desk, aimlessly shuffling papers and avoiding his workers, still trying to come to grips with the disaster. He had arrived at work as always at six, left strict orders not to be disturbed, and hibernated in stony silence ever since.

Agnes quietly pried open the door and poked her head in. “It’s a Mr. Jack Wiley. He insists on talking with you.”

“I’m busy,” Perry replied. He shoved a few more papers from one place on his desk to another, anything but busy.

“He says you definitely want to talk with him, now. Says it’s very important, very urgent.”

“Don’t know him. Tell him to call back later.”

Agnes crossed her arms and studied her boss. He was in a deep funk, cranky and surly, trying stubbornly to ignore her. She wouldn’t budge, though. She’d never seen him this way, and was determined to make him snap out of it. His eyes glanced up occasionally. She crossed her arms and coughed a few times.

“Oh, all right,” Perry said in a reproachful tone, and lifted up the phone.

Jack quickly introduced himself. “You might not remember me, Mr. Arvan. I was seated in the back of the conference room when you briefed my partners at Cauldron a few months back.”

“I recall the meeting.” He paused very briefly. “But you’re right, I don’t remember you.”

“I thought you and I should get together. I have a business offer you’ll definitely want to hear.”

“I’m busy right now, Mr. Wiley.”

“Please, call me Jack. I’m nearby. An hour of your time is all I ask. Sixty minutes, and if you don’t find me interesting, you can leave at will.”

“Well… what time?”

“Noon. Lunch at the Princeton Inn, my treat.”

“Look, I-”

“And please bring your moneyman. Mat Belton, right? He’ll want to hear this offer, too.”

At noon, Perry and Mat entered the upstairs restaurant of the Princeton Inn amid a loud and rowdy crowd of locals, parents of university students, and Tiger alum, arriving early in a swirl of orange-and-black tones for the weekend game against dreaded Yale. Their mood was festive. Princeton was heavily favored by the Vegas crowd; the idea of putting it to the uppity Elis was almost intoxicating.

Perry and Mat, with their dour expressions, looked dreadfully out of place.

A cheerful young waitress awaited them at the entrance; they were promptly welcomed, then ushered straight into a small private dining room in the back. Perry and Mat had thrown blazers over their usual office apparel of tennis shirts and blue jeans. Jack, in a fine gray suit and stiffly starched shirt, was standing by a window, looking anything but casual, and gazing out at the usual midday bustle of Palmer Square. The second they entered he turned around and approached them.

Handshakes were cordially exchanged and a waiter appeared out of nowhere, hauling a tray with a scotch on the rocks for Jack, a cold beer for Mat, and a diet Pepsi for Perry.

“How did you know I like diet Pepsi?” Perry asked, narrowing his eyes, suddenly suspicious.

“A good guess,” Jack said, an obvious lie. “Incidentally, I preordered. You’re busy and I thought it would save time. Everybody okay with steaks?”

“Fine,” said Perry, and Mat nodded.

They sat around a small table, unfolding their napkins and studying their knives and forks. Jack barely waited until they were comfortable before he came to the point. He looked at Perry, who was sipping his Pepsi. “I hope this doesn’t sound presumptuous, but I want to buy your company.”

Perry choked so hard his face turned red. He pounded his chest and caught his breath. “What?”

Jack leaned back in his chair and crossed his legs. “That probably sounds a little abrupt, doesn’t it?”

“Abrupt… no, not at all. You got it right in your opening sentence-presumptuous. Who do you think you are?”

“All right, let me explain. Until a few days ago, I was a partner at Cauldron. Like a lot of financial guys, I’m bored with investing in others, tired of watching from the sidelines. I make plenty of money, but I produce nothing. I’m ready to run my own business.”

“Go on.”

“I’ve been searching for the right opportunity for about a year.”

“Have you now?” Perry asked, slightly amused.

“Yes, and after you briefed my partners, I became intrigued about Arvan Chemicals.”

“Glad you find us interesting.”

“So I did a little digging. You’re public, and it wasn’t hard. You have a fine company, Mr. Arvan, a very impressive outfit.”

“We’re quite proud of it.”

“And you’re in deep trouble.”