William Lashner - Hostile witness

"Richard DeLasko is one of your partners, isn't he?" asked Beth. DeLasko was the current Chancellor of the Philadelphia Bar Association.

"Yes, he is," said Prescott, proudly.

"Well, you know," said Beth in a confiding whisper, "I heard the Chancellor looks just marvelous in his black pumps and red sequined gown."

Prescott was taken aback for a moment and then he smiled tightly, saying, "Yes, well," before turning to me. "Victor, these are two men I'd like you to meet, Jack and Simon Bishop." I knew of them, they were names for sure, the most successful real estate developers in the area. Each month a new Bishop Brothers development was opening somewhere in the far suburbs.

"Good to see you, Victor," said one of them, Jack or Simon, I couldn't tell yet which. His accent was British, his voice smooth and melodious. "Bill has told us all about you. Said you might fancy working with us on a new project we're developing. He speaks quite highly of you."

"Valley Hunt Estates," said the other brother, with a harsher voice and a harsher accent. "We bought ourselves an old mansion not too far from the Schuylkill. Hit upon the notion of a neighborhood of manor homes around it. Huge front lawns, six bedrooms and whatnot. For those with upscale dreams, if you gather what we're proposing."

"Luxury throughout," said the first brother.

"But very traditional too, mind you," said the second. "And the options are gorgeous. Optional stable. Optional carriage house. Optional stained-glass window running up three stories, makes you think you're living in Westminster Abbey. Valley Hunt Estates. Simon's the genius came up with the name."

"Yes, well, but it does have a certain ring, doesn't it," said Simon Bishop.

"I'm taking a more active role in this limited partnership than I normally do," said Prescott. "Recently I've begun to take an interest in the business side of things and so we were talking about the need for outside counsel. For opinion letters and the like. Your name came up."

"Take my card, Victor," said Simon, reaching into his inside pocket. "Ring us up tomorrow."

"I will," I said.

"Have you received the documents?" asked Prescott.

"Yes, sir," I said. He had sent me over six boxes of documents released by the government and copied for me by Talbott, Kittredge and Chase, six boxes at twenty-five cents a page, all billed to CUP. I was overwhelmed by the quantity of it. "Thank you."

"If you need anything else, let me know. Anything at all."

"I will, sir."

"So that is how it's done," said Beth after we had swung away from the trio. The jazz band was playing "Begin the Beguine," an older couple started dancing in the open area in front of the stairs. They must have been names because, as if on cue, other couples crowded past us to start dancing alongside them. A tray of tiny egg roll squares swept through, but as I reached for them I was stymied by a broad tuxedo back and then the tray was gone.

"That's how what is done?" I asked.

"Networking. I had heard about it but I never saw the real thing until tonight. You're surprisingly good at it."

"Just trying to build up the practice. You see any more of those egg roll things?"

"Yes, sir, no, sir, anything you want, sir. But you shouldn't kiss Prescott's butt so intently, Victor. It can leave stains on your ears."

"It doesn't help," I said, "when you start accusing his partners of cross-dressing."

"Your friend Prescott's a snake. I wouldn't trust him for a second. I looked him up in Martindale-Hubbell. Did you know he worked for Nixon?"

"A lot of fine people worked for Nixon."

"Ehrlichman," she said. "Haldeman, Mitchell, Dean, Kissinger."

"Kissinger never went to jail. Oh, Nixon wasn't so bad. Take away Watergate and Vietnam and he was a pretty good president. Pretty damn good."

"Victor," she shouted loud enough to get the attention of a group nearby.

I tried to shush her quiet.

"Listen to yourself," she said. "Don't turn into a whore, Victor, just because some Republican gave you a case."

"At fifty bucks an hour you're a whore," I said. "At two-fifty an hour you're a success."

From out of one of the galleries and into the foyer came first a clatter of noise and shouts and then the surge of a crowd of tuxedos and gowns and sprayed hair. At the front, marching forward with his back arched and head high, was Jimmy Moore. Behind him was an entourage, grown larger by the event, a gaggle of followers following gladly. Jimmy's tuxedo was tight around his barrel chest and thick shoulders. He was laughing, eyes bright, shaking hands as he passed the partyers, talking a bit here, talking a bit there, shaking hands with the vigor of a politician on the campaign trail, which I guess is what he was.

"Victor Carl, Victor Carl," he said when he reached me, grabbing my hand and shaking it with the enthusiasm of a Kennedy. "Terrific of you to join us. Terrific."

"I wouldn't have missed it, sir."

The crowd behind him seemed to flow around us until we were in the center of a very large group.

"Quite the turnout, wouldn't you say, Victor. Funding for our youth home on Lehigh Avenue is just about completed. We'll be able to start construction as planned, thanks to these good people. You'll be generous, I'm sure, Victor. Lawyers are always so generous when it comes to the needy," he said with a wink.

"It's good to see you again, Mrs. Moore," I said.

Leslie Moore was by her husband's side, clutching a small purse in one hand and a glass of champagne in the other. The tendons in her long neck were as taut as suspension wires. Her sister, Renee, held tightly to her arm as if to keep her standing. "Thank you, Victor," said Leslie in her soft voice, barely discernable above the blatting of the crowd. "We're both so grateful you could come."

"This is my partner, Elizabeth Derringer," I said.

"Good to see you, young lady," said the councilman. "Yes. Always grand to see another lawyer for the cause."

"And what cause is that?" asked Beth.

"Why, giving kids a second chance," said Jimmy with a huge smile. "Raising up the disadvantaged, healing the sick. Righteousness."

"Since when did City Council ever care about righteousness," said Beth, taking a sip of her drink. "I thought all it cared about was parking spaces."

As Jimmy and Beth were talking I saw Chester Concannon walk by the group, looking unusually sharp in his evening clothes. He held onto the arm of a tall young woman whom I didn't recognize until she turned her head to look at me. It was Veronica. I raised a finger to say hello, but she acted as if she didn't remember me. They were a handsome couple, Chester and Veronica. After they passed I looked back at Jimmy and Leslie. Jimmy was concentrating on Beth, his eyes never wavering, but Leslie followed the handsome couple as they walked the length of the wide hall. There was something fierce and strained in her face as she watched them, something serpentine.

"But if you'll excuse me, Victor," said Jimmy, interrupting my spying. "It's time for the obligatory speech. It was a distinct pleasure, Ms. Derringer."

"Good luck, Councilman," she said.

"Where would I be if I depended on luck?" he said. "Keep up the good work, Victor."

And then the crowd surged past us, like we were two stones in the middle of a mighty river. The band stopped playing. Jimmy climbed four of the steps, hopped onto one of the great granite blocks that rose on either side of the stairway, and turned around. Magically the foyer quieted. Jimmy gave his speech.

I had heard it all before.

I was at the bar, waiting on a Sea Breeze for me and a beer for Beth, when I heard a familiar voice behind me. "You're missing the speech, Vic." I turned around. Chuckie Lamb was grinning at me with those fish lips, his scraggly hair brushing the shoulders of a rather ragged tuxedo.