Stuart Woods - Dirty Work

Stone stood, gazing down at the skaters, one in particular – a pretty blonde in a red outfit with a short skirt, who was far better than anyone else on the ice. He looked around him for a woman alone who might be La Biche. His cell phone vibrated.

"Hello?"

"Good afternoon," she said. "I want you to walk – not ride – to Bryant Park, behind the New York Public Library. You should be there in ten minutes. Walk on the west side of Fifth to Forty-fourth Street, then down the east side of the street to Forty-second, then cross again. Do you understand?"

"Yes."

"I'll call you when you're there." She hung up.

Stone walked to Fifth Avenue and headed toward the library.

She walked over to Madison Avenue, crossed the street, turned left, and entered an electronics shop specializing in spy-type equipment, where she made a quick purchase. She caught a cab and headed downtown, then made another call.

"Hello?" he said.

"Listen very carefully," she said. "I want you to walk west on the south side of Forty-second Street, turn left at the next corner and walk south to Thirty-seventh Street and make another left. There's a bar on the south side of the street called O'Coineen's. Go in there and take a seat in the last of the row of booths on your left. There'll be a reserved sign on the table; ignore it. If anyone questions you, say you're meeting Maeve. Got all that?"

"Yes."

"Be there in ten minutes." She hung up. "Turn right here," she said, "and stop in the middle of the block." She got out of the cab, went into O'Coineen's and then into the ladies' room. She peed, then went into her shopping bag for a wig. She chose an auburn one, very straight, with bangs. She glanced at her watch.

Stone found the bar. The place was busy with after-work customers, but the last booth was empty.

A waiter approached. "Sorry, that booth is reserved," he said.

"I'm meeting Maeve," Stone replied.

"It's all right, Sean," said a woman's voice with a very attractive Irish accent.

Stone turned to find a redhead with very straight hair and bangs, beautifully made up. It was not the woman he had seen at the Nineteenth Precinct.

"Stand up, Mr. Barrington," she said.

Stone got out of the booth. "Good evening," he said.

"Hold your arms away from your sides," she said.

Stone complied.

She frisked him in a professional manner, not omitting his crotch, then produced a small black object and ran it over him, head to toe. "Have a seat," she said, pointing to the side of the booth with its back to the street.

"Thank you for coming," Stone said, sitting down.

She slid into the opposite side of the booth, facing the street, and set a Bergdorf's shopping bag on the seat beside her, then she placed a medium-sized handbag on the table, with the open end toward her. She looked around the bar carefully, then at the front windows. Finally, she turned to him. "What'll y'have?"

"A beer will be fine," Stone said.

"Two Harps," she said to the waiter.

"Right," he said, and went to get them.

"Well, isn't this nice?" she said, keeping the Irish accent.

Stone wasn't sure how to respond to that.

"Come on, Mr. Barrington, I'm here. What d'ya want?"

Stone started to speak, but the waiter came with the drinks, and he waited for him to leave.

She picked up her beer, poured some into a glass, and clinked it against his. "So? Yer not very talkative, Mr. Barrington."

Stone sipped his beer. "I think you should leave New York immediately."

"Oh? And why's that, if you'd be so kind as to tell me?"

"I don't think you should believe that your release from police custody has made you immune," he said.

"Immune to what?"

"To… further action."

She glanced at the door, then leaned back into her seat and sipped her beer. "You said on the phone you knew something about me," she said. "Exactly what?"

"It's my understanding that, when you were younger, your parents were killed in an ambush that was meant for someone else, and that after that, you underwent some rather specialized training, then began assassinating various people, with an emphasis on those who were inadvertently responsible for your parents' death."

"My, you are well informed, aren't you?"

"Moderately."

" 'Inadvertently'? Is that what they told you?"

"Who?"

"Whoever told you this rubbish."

"I think it's pretty good information, though it may not entirely conform to your view of things."

She laughed. "Yes, my view of things is somewhat different. I know for a fact that my mother was the target, and killing her husband and daughter, as well, didn't faze them in the least."

Stone said nothing.

"You see, there's two sides to every story."

"Perhaps so. But that doesn't change the fact that they're going to hunt you down and kill you," Stone said.

She looked amused. "Oh? Well, that'd take some doing, wouldn't it?"

"They have no legal recourse, so they're going to use other means."

"And how do you know this?"

"I hear things," Stone said.

She reached into her handbag.

Stone sat up straight.

She came out with a hundred-dollar bill and shoved it across the table. "Put that in your pocket," she said.

Stone put it in his pocket.

"Now you're my lawyer, right? You've been paid for legal advice, right?"

"That's right."

"And this conversation is privileged. You can't disclose it to anyone else."

"That's right."

"Okay, Mr. Stone Barrington, what is your advice?"

"I'd advise you not to spend another night in New York City. I'd advise you not to leave by airline, train, or bus, but to leave by car, and, if you want to leave the country, do that by car, too, or on foot. I'd advise you not to come back for a long time."

"Anything else?"

"I'd advise you to go to ground, establish an identity you can keep permanently, and find a more productive way to live out your life. And to never, ever again identify yourself to anyone as Marie-Therese du Bois."

"Well, that's very sound advice, Mr. Barrington," she said. "I'll think it over."

"Don't think too long," Stone said. "And since I'll deny that this conversation ever took place, I'd be grateful if you'd do the same, because it's very dangerous for me to be associated with you in any way."

"Well, I think I can promise you that," she said. She gathered up her handbag and shopping bag. "I'm going to be leaving you now, and I don't expect we'll be meeting again. You finish your beer. Finish mine, too, and take at least fifteen minutes to do it." She stood up.

"Goodbye, then."

Her voice changed to something mid-Atlantic. "Goodbye, Mr. Barrington, and thank you for your concern. I'm very grateful to you."

She walked to the rear of the room and disappeared through the kitchen door.

Stone finished his beer, and hers. He knew from her attitude that he'd set out on a fool's errand. She was going to do exactly what she'd intended to do all along.

Stone and Carpenter met at the Box Tree, a small, romantic restaurant near his house. They settled at a table, and Stone ordered a bottle of Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame, his favorite champagne.

"What's the occasion?" Carpenter asked, when they had clinked glasses and sipped their wine.

"An entire evening, just the two of us, free of the cares of work. What we in America call a 'date." '

She laughed. "And what were we having before?"

"What we in America call 'wham, bam, thank you, ma'am." ' "I didn't think American men objected to that sort of relationship."

"It's not a relationship, it's just carnal fun – not that I have any objection to carnal fun."

"So I've noticed."

They looked at the menu and ordered. The waiter poured them more champagne.