Robert Ferrigno - The wake-up

"Krino says he can move all the Viagra-crank combo we can deliver," said Arturo, seated at the table in the back room of the Huntington Beach store. "Jason is late again, second time this month." He shut his new PDA, looked across at Clark. "Business is slow, according to him, but I think Vlad and I should pay Jason a visit tomorrow."

Vlad fidgeted beside him.

Arturo pulled a manila envelope out of his suit jacket, tossed it to Missy. "Forty-seven thousand. Everybody except Jason is up-to-date."

Missy slipped the envelope into her purse without opening it.

"I've been asking around about Guillermo, but he's gone completely underground," said Arturo. "I've heard some rumors that don't make a lot of sense. I'll keep checking."

"You do that, dude," said Clark.

"We can handle whatever Guillermo is up to, right, Vlad?" said Arturo.

Vlad didn't answer.

Arturo reached into the box of powdered doughnuts on the table. "I shouldn't do this."

"Then don't," said Vlad. It felt like wires inside him were sparking.

Arturo looked at him. "Easy for you to say. I'd kill for your metabolism." He put the doughnut back, licked his fingers.

Cecil grabbed one of the doughnuts, took a big bite, powdered sugar drifting onto his pants. He had a new haircut, a flattop with the front waxed up. It made him look even more like a pig, a bristly red boar with nasty eyes.

Clark laid four Baggies on the table, pushed half of them to Arturo, half to Vlad. "Here's the latest product line. A new batch of neo-X, which should give a longer high, and a Vicodin analogue that's cheaper to make than the real thing. Tell them we want feedback by next week."

Arturo picked up the Baggies, looked at Vlad. "You sick again, mi hermano?"

Vlad had closed the store early, turned off the lights in front, and waited for Arturo to arrive. Missy and Clark were quiet, but Cecil was making jokes and doing karate moves like the fat Elvis. Vlad had begged them to give Arturo another chance, but Clark just shook his head, said for him to be ready for when Cecil brought Arturo his diet cola. "Cecil's going to shake up the can, so when Arturo pops the top, it foams all over," Clark said. "That's when you make your move. Arturo will be yelling and brushing soda off himself, and you just stand up, like you're going to help, and you shoot him. One bullet to the back of the head and we can move on. I can count on you, can't I, Vlad?"

"Why don't you come home with me when we're done here?" Arturo said to Vlad. "I'll have Fortuna make you some soup."

"Fetch us some cold drinks, Cecil," said Missy. "Maybe that will perk Vlad up."

"How's that new PDA working out for you?" asked Clark.

"They didn't want to exchange the old one," said Arturo, "but I made it clear that the customer is always right." He waved the PDA. "I spent half the morning inputting information: diet and workout program, calendar-"

"It's never too late," blurted Vlad.

They all stared at him; then Missy laughed, her voice hurting Vlad's ears.

"You talking about me and the stock market?" asked Arturo. "Trust me, it's too late to make it back. I'm into bonds now, strictly investment-grade corporates and T-bills. No risk for me. I got enough stress in my life."

"Everybody makes mistakes." Vlad tried to stand, to hustle Arturo out of the store, but his legs weren't working. It was if they belonged to someone else, someone he didn't know, someone who wanted to stay sitting. "What's important is to admit it."

"I admitted it." Arturo plucked a doughnut from the box. "That's why I'm in bonds. I'm no stock picker. You ask me, brokers are the biggest crooks there is. They ought to make dope legal and buying stocks a felony."

"Don't say that," Clark joked. "You're going to put us all out of business."

Cecil walked over from the refrigerator, his arms full of cans and bottles. He set an Evian in front of Missy, a Pepsi for Clark, Cherry Coke for Vlad, and a Diet Pepsi for Arturo.

"I don't drink Diet Pepsi, you idiot." Arturo tossed the can back to him. "Diet Coke. It's been Diet Coke since the first time you asked me. What's that been-two years, and you still can't remember? Doesn't anything penetrate that brain of yours?"

Missy laughed again, louder now, as Cecil sulked back to the refrigerator. She took a long drink from her bottled water, watching Vlad.

Clark's eyes were too bright. Arturo was going to know something was wrong.

"I hate that redheaded bastard," Arturo said to Missy. "I know he's your brother, but I can't stand him." He took a tiny bite of the doughnut, glanced at Vlad. "I'm only going to eat half of this, so don't give me that look."

"Have you ever seen The Lion King?" Vlad said to Arturo.

Arturo pushed the rest of the doughnut into his mouth.

"The Lion King," said Vlad. "It's a cartoon movie. Haven't you ever watched it with your kids?"

"Diet Coke." Cecil banged the can onto the table.

"I guess so," Arturo said to Vlad. He licked powdered sugar off his fingers.

"Remember how in The Lion King everybody blames Simba for killing his father in the stampede, even though it wasn't really his fault?" Vlad glanced at Clark. "See, it was really his bad uncle Scar who was responsible, but everyone blamed Simba…"

"If you say so." Arturo picked up the can of Diet Coke, snapped it open. Diet Coke sprayed the table. "Son of a bitch." He jumped up, soda dripping off his chin, and backhanded Cecil, sent him flying. "You did that on purpose."

Vlad tried to stand, but his legs still wouldn't work. "Even though everyone thought Simba was guilty, they didn't kill him." He braced his hands against the tabletop, pushed himself upright. "I mean… Scar wanted to kill him, but the pride rules called for Simba to be exiled…"

Arturo wiped soda off his jacket with angry sweeps of his hands.

"Simba was part of the pride," Vlad pleaded with Clark and Missy. "You don't kill a member of the pride just because they make a mistake, even if it's a big mistake…"

Arturo shook out his handkerchief, dabbed at his face.

"You exile him, and then after a while, he gets to come back, and everybody is happy again." Vlad looked around the table. "That's how it works."

"This isn't The Lion King," said Clark.

"Yeah, Vlad, what are you talking about?" asked Arturo.

Cecil stepped behind Arturo, shoved a gun in his ear, a tiny gun, a lady's.22, and pulled the trigger.

It made such a small sound that Vlad thought at first that the gun had misfired. Then Arturo twisted away, took a step toward Vlad, and fell. Vlad pushed off from the table, slid onto the floor beside Arturo.

"Yes!" Cecil jabbed the gun at Arturo. "How's that feel, fucker? That penetrate your brain?"

Clark winced at the blood dripping from Arturo's ear. "Whoa."

Missy backed away from the table.

"Didn't think I could do it, did you?" Cecil said to Clark, waving the gun in the air. "Give the job to Vlad, give the job to Frank, but never even think about giving it to Cecil. Shit, I'm just family, right, so what do I know?"

Vlad cradled Arturo in his arms, singing to him, trying to revive him, but all the weight in Arturo's body was gone.

"Lookee here at your big tough hombre," crowed Cecil. "He don't look so tough now, does he, Clark? Pow. One shot, just like you asked for. So much for his fucking bulletproof clothes. Hey, man, anytime you want, you feel free to thank me."

Clark looked at Missy. "Who knew?"

"That's my gun," Missy said to Cecil. "You didn't ask if you could take it."

"You always underestimated me," Cecil said to Missy. "Vlad's standing around jabbering about cartoons, and I'm the go-to guy." He pretended to fan the little semiauto. "Fucking stone killer, right under your noses, but you never even noticed."