Stephen Cannell - At First Sight

"Prints on the back of the mirror?" Chick asked, trying for naive confusion.

"Asshole steals a vehicle, first thing he does is readjust the mirror so he can use it. On nine out of ten of these jacks we get a clean set of prints off the back of the rearview." Apollo paused, then added, "I think this is pretty much a slam dunk. Washington has a yellow sheet full of violent crimes. He has two prior carjackings. Shot one of the drivers. A nonfatal wound, but he went down on an attempt to commit. He's also been down on two previous felony assault car thefts, both class-A beefs because he likes using a gun."

"He shot somebody before Evelyn?" Chick asked, sounding appalled.

Demetrius nodded, "I think we gotta great chance of setting him up for the needle. This is a lying-in-wait, special-circumstances murder. If the D. A. will file it that way, this kid could hit death row. If he won't, we're gonna lock Del up permanently on a third strike. But to do that, we've gotta take him all the way to trial, because his P. D.'s not going to plead him on a third strike. That means you're gonna have to be ready to testify. You up for that, sir?"

"Oh," Chick said. "Well, of course… " But he hadn't counted on a trial. Even though he'd been wearing the baseball cap and glasses, there was a chance Deiroy would remember the Mercedes, or worse still, recognize him in court. Of course, if that happened, it would be Chick's word against the word of a three-time loser. Sure I went to the car wash on Adams. That's undoubtedly where he must have seen Evelyn's car… Gun under the seat? Is he kidding? I don't even own a gun. I'm an Internet executive.

Still, Chick wished it could just be bargained off like he'd planned. That way they'd all be done with it. Nothing, when it came to Evelyn, was ever easy. In death, she was still causing him problems.

"The D. A. is ready to charge Delroy. We'll know how he's gonna file it in a couple a days. I guess we can forget all the other stuff, the lie detector test, the backup interview. We got our guy."

"Thanks," Chick said, looking sad, despite the fact this was the best fucking news since People magazine called in '98 to say they were doing a story on bestmarket. Com.

"When will you release my wife's body? I'm trying to plan her funeral:' He hoped he'd packed enough grief into that sentence to get it past Demetrius's smell detector. Of course, who could smell anything but Aqua Velva anyway?

"I think the coroner's done. We'll let go of her remains today or tomorrow. You can go ahead and make your arrangements," Demetrius said.

"Thanks," Chick said again, looking sadly down at the carpet, thinking murder wasn't all that tough if you thought things out. Planned without emotion and followed through methodically, murder could actually be a viable option. You just had to do it carefully and make sure all the facts were served.

And look at the high level of karmic improvement here. Delroy Washington, a mean, angry asshole who had achieved nothing in his short antisocial existence, other than fouling the L. A. Basin with violent crimes, was off to end his life behind bars. Evelyn, who had achieved no worthwhile skills beyond her bone-jarring dead lifts and rock-hard biceps, was also gone, removing a shitload of negative energy. Delroy was going to serve Chick's murder sentence, so that Chick could go on and make further, worthwhile contributions to the gross revenue product of L. A.'s business and tax environment, completing a perfect circle of positive fiscal and psychic energy. How can you beat that?

Chick walked Demetrius out of the house. They stood on the front porch and the detective shook Chick's hand.

"Must be hard," the handsome cop commiserated, turning from a suspicious asshole to a sympathetic friend in less than two days.

"I loved her very much," Chick drooped sadly.

"I hope it helps, knowing we got the doer."

"It helps, more than I can tell you," Chick said.

"Be sure your daughter doesn't skip her court date on the twenty-eighth for her meth possession bust. She's a first-time offender and if she plays it smart, she should come out of that with a suspended sentence. She's a minor, so after she turns eighteen, her record will be sealed. That bust won't even show up. But if she gets cute, she'll get hammered."

"Thank you," Chick said, surprised he knew about Melissa's pending legal problems.

Demetrius turned and walked down to his car, taking the dimpled chin and Aqua Velva reek with him. Detective Watts wasn't sitting out there in the front seat, making cell calls. Demetrius had come alone. The visit had been a wrap-up interview.

Chick watched as the detective drove off, then turned and walked into his overpriced split-level house and shut the massive oak door.

Case closed, he thought. Then a huge smile spread across his face. Evelyn was finally out of his life and Paige Ellis was coming all the way from North Carolina for the funeral.

He poured himself a tumbler of scotch and sighed. Could it possibly get any better than this?

IT WAS TWO IN THE AFTERNOON WHEN MY DELTA FLIGHT from North Carolina landed at LAX. My overnight case had been a few millimeters too large to pass through the post-9/11 airport screening apparatus in Charlotte. I could have probably blasted it through with a well-aimed hiji-ushirate, but the woman on the screening machine snatched the bag off the conveyor and had it checked before I could perform my bad-ass elbow strike.

According to the e-mail I'd received from Chick, Evelyn's funeral was on Saturday at 10 A. M. at Forest Lawn in the Hollywood Hills. I e-mailed him back before leaving for the airport informing him that I would be staying at the Langham Huntington Hotel in Pasadena. I'd chosen Pasadena because Chandler's parents lived there. I didn't want to impose on my in-laws and just show up, bags in hand, but I certainly wanted to pay them a visit.

I was at baggage claim waiting for my luggage, admiring a beautiful, ninety-degree, smog-free L. A. day, when I heard my name being called.

"Paige! Paige Ellis. Over here."

I turned, and over by the door behind the ropes, saw Chick Best. He was dressed in a charcoal suit with a cinnamon-colored shirt and maroon tie. His sunglasses were pushed up on his head movie-star style. I certainly hadn't expected him to come to the airport to meet me. In fact, I didn't quite know what to make of it. I hadn't even given him my travel arrangements, so how had he known what flight I'd be on? Spooky. But there he was, just the same, so I smiled and waved.

I retrieved my bag, pulled out the handle, and wheeled it past the bored luggage-checker and out to the curb.

Chick hugged me. I could feel his breath on my neck.

"This is so sweet of you:' he said.

I had a vivid memory flash of the uncomfortable encounter after Chandler's funeral, when Chick had wrapped his arms around me and wouldn't let go. But this time, he quickly turned me loose and held me at arm's length. I was looking into sad brown eyes. He smiled weakly.

"These past few days have been an absolute horror:' he said. He had what looked like a fresh haircut. I could see white around the ears where he'd just gotten it trimmed. He reeked of aftershave-Aqua Velva, I think.

"Areyou holding up okay?" I asked, feeling awkward in his presence. In Hawaii, I was pretty much only focused on Chandler. Other than two dinners on Maui and a few moments at my husband's funeral, I hardly knew this man.

"Come on, we'll talk once we get out of here," he said and led me across the crowded terminal and into the parking structure. A black Porsche Targa was parked with its top down near the exit turnstile. He popped the trunk, took my bag, and dropped it inside.

"I made reservations for you at the Beverly Wilshire. It's close to Rodeo Drive, good stores. Evelyn shopped there all the time, and you won't have far to go by cab to get to my place, or you can rent a car if you'd rather not mess with taxies."