Brian Haig - The Kingmaker

Janet shook her head. “You want irony? I took it twice and failed. The third time was just before this thing with Bill. I was notified afterward that I passed, except I lost my security clearance and was disqualified.”

Katrina, her new buddy, shifted to a distressed frown. “Wow, that sucks. What are you doing now?”

“I’m a paralegal in a small firm downtown. Not exactly what I hoped to do with my life.”

“You must be royally pissed at Morrison, huh?”

“I’d hate to be in the same room with her. I’d probably strangle her.”

Katrina shot me a quick sideways glance. “Her? Uh, I thought her husband was behind it.”

Janet broke into a throaty chuckle. “Him? He’s just spineless. She hired the lawyer and detectives who sabotaged my life. I mean, okay, I was having an affair with her husband. I’m not proud of it. He was miserable in that marriage, though. She made his life hell.”

Katrina nodded sympathetically, like, Well of course he was miserable. Married to Mary, with her money, looks, and class, who wouldn’t be? Poor, poor Bill.

“How’d she find out about you?”

“He sent some gifts over to my apartment… some lingerie, some jewelry. And do you believe this?… the idiot charged it. She saw the receipts and hired a detective to track me down. Then Bill came into work one morning and asked me into his office. He looked like hell, like he hadn’t slept all night. He said he had to fire me. She ordered it.”

“And what did you do?”

“I said, no way. Transfer me, but don’t fire me. I knew I’d done well on the exam the last time. It would ruin me.”

“And he said… what?”

A harsh chuckle erupted from the back of Janet’s throat. “He offered me money. I told him to stuff that money up his wife’s ass. He’d told me dozens of times he loved me. Why was he letting that shrew ruin his life? Our lives? You know what he said?”

“What?”

“For the children. That old line. It was bullshit. He was a miserable father. He ignored those kids. They were so much like her, he hated being around them.”

“Then what happened?”

“I protested the firing. There was a hearing, and those high-priced lawyers and detectives had testimonies from the first guy I ever slept with to every affair I ever had. Look, I’m no nun, but I don’t go around throwing myself at married men, either. They made me sound like pathetic trailer-park trash.”

Katrina was again nodding in her sympathetic way, like, Aren’t men just the biggest cads? What in the hell was God thinking when he gave them such a big role in reproduction? She said, “Hey, I have to tell you. Bill doesn’t come off sounding very good.”

“Well, yeah, he was spineless… but I don’t blame him. That wife of his is like Lucrezia Borgia. You have no idea.”

Uncomfortable hearing Mary described in such thorny terms, I swiftly said, “So you didn’t think Bill was an honorable person?”

She shot me a noxious look. “I didn’t say that.”

“No?”

“This whole thing in the news is hogwash. Somebody’s made a terrible mistake.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, really.”

I scratched my jaw inquisitively. “What were his duties in that office? He says he was Martin’s right hand. Was that true?”

“Was it true? The guy was at the office every morning at six and didn’t usually go home till ten or eleven at night. Martin showered work on him.”

Katrina and I exchanged another glance. This had suddenly become much more interesting. “Give me some examples of the kinds of things he did for Martin.”

“You name it, he did it. He wrote nearly all of Martin’s memorandums and policy recommendations and messages. I typed them, so I know. He represented Martin at meetings with State, or with the White House, or with the CIA. A lot of Martin’s work depended on intelligence, and Bill collected it, summarized it, and kept it flowing.”

“No kidding? Martin said Morrison was a low-level flunky with a puffed-up title.”

She violently shook her head. “What a lie! He depended on Bill for everything. Not that I’m surprised Martin denies it.”

“No?”

“His ego’s bigger than his nose. He thinks he’s the new Kissinger. Well, he’s not nearly as bright as he thinks he is. He knew nothing about Washington. Bill kept him from being fired. He made him look good.”

I looked at Katrina and she was gazing back at me with an expression I couldn’t quite fathom.

Katrina said to Janet, “I can’t thank you enough. If something evidentiary from those years turns up, we may need you to testify. Would you be willing?”

“Of course. I hope his wife is there. I’ve waited a long time to tell her what I think of her.”

On that note, we bid our farewells and departed. In the car I turned to Katrina. “Well?”

She looked away. “Mary has a hard touch.”

“Yeah, well, what would you do if you caught your mate cheating with his secretary?”

“It’s irrelevant. Wouldn’t happen.”

“How come you’re so confident?”

“I’m fantastic in bed. My men don’t wander.”

“Well, then, notionally speaking… say your husband was cheating?”

“Remember John Bobbitt?”

“Could any man forget him?”

“Of course, I wouldn’t toss it in a field where they could find and reattach it. I’d put it in the garbage disposal and grind it into mush.”

“Wouldn’t a simple divorce suffice? Less wear and tear on your disposal.”

“Well, afterward, I suppose. He’d be worthless. Why keep a dickless man?”

And Mary has a hard touch? I finally said, “Put her on the witness list, but she’s a last resort.”

Katrina stared out the windshield. “Of course. They’d tear her to pieces on the stand.”

They would indeed, which meant all we had so far was one character witness of questionable reliability and infinite vulnerability.

A “Source close to the investigation” revealed that night that Bill Morrison had provided the Russians with eight years’ worth of technologies that had been submitted to the Commerce Department for export licenses, and were subsequently denied.

The “source” explained that it was the most catastrophic industrial espionage leak ever. When companies submit requests to Commerce for permission to export their latest inventions, they include detailed blueprints. And when the experts at Commerce’s office of export licenses deem a particular technology too strategically sensitive, or too militarily valuable, they stamp “not exportable” on the request and order the company to never, ever let any foreign power see how that product is made.

The “source” said that Morrison gave the Russians hundreds, if not thousands, of blueprints of outrageously sensitive technologies ranging from radar systems to vital software codes to more powerful microchips, to you name it. It was “impossible to quantify the damage,” opined that anonymous source.

I formed a mental picture of Eddie slumped back in his blue wool suit as he smugly spun this latest horror story for his admiring audience of reporters. The bastard was having the time of his life. Would it be too much to ask that he just keep his mouth shut and unload this in court, like any decent lawyer?

Nor did it escape my notice that Eddie’s leaks were spewing out faster and faster. There was a hidden message in this-he was trying to get it all out before he offered his deal, an indication it wasn’t far off. Not a good development.

I picked up the phone and called his office.

A youngish-sounding female secretary answered. “Office of Eddie Golden, chief counsel of Counterespionage Team One and chief prosecutor in the Morrison case.”