Brian Haig - PrivateSector

“Good for you.”

“Very dear old friends.”

I smiled at him, and in that instant we both, I think, concluded we weren’t going to like each other. With men, it often comes down to a sort of dog thing, some quick, visceral sniffs, and bingo, watch your ass when you piss on each other’s trees. But I knew why I didn’t like him. He screwed, and then fucked, my friend, and that’s disgusting. Plus, I didn’t like the way he referred to Martin and Spinelli as “locals.” It had a nasty, condescending ring, like he really meant yokels, and we should all kiss his angelic ass.

But why he instantly disliked me was the more intriguing question. The answer, I guess, was poised about a foot away, the tree, so to speak, who was still staring at George with her jaw agape.

And just to be sure we got things off on the right foot, I was about to say something really tart and nasty, when Janet intervened, saying, “George, I’m glad you’re here. Really. This is a very tough case and it’s obviously personal for me. I appreciate that you’ve asked to get involved.” Janet looked at me and added, “George is one of the FBI’s top field agents. We worked together in Boston.”

She had already told me this, of course. So I interpreted this to mean, Keep your nose out of this, Drummond. Well, I’m a gentleman, and it wasn’t any of my business, so I decided to comply with her wishes. I would behave perfectly toward George until I could think of a good way to stick my foot deeply up his ass.

Besides, Lieutenant Martin had suddenly begun apologizing for inconveniencing us again, and then flashed us photos of the most recently deceased. As Fox had reported, her nose had been hacked off, splattering the rest of her face with blood. A visual ID from these photos would have been difficult for her own mother. Regardless, Janet and I both said we didn’t recognize her.

Next, a black-and-white photo was jammed in our faces-same woman, pre-mortis, if you will, an office or passport photo, I guessed. A fairly attractive woman, I thought, but for her nose, a big knobby thing that overwhelmed every other feature. Again Janet and I confessed we didn’t know her.

“Her name’s Anne Carrol,” Lieutenant Martin grimly informed us. “The victim was single, gay, and a hotshot attorney at the Securities and Exchange Commission.”

So, this was interesting-two attorneys, an accountant, and a TV blabberperson. Roughly the same age, ranging from mildly attractive to very attractive, well educated, successful, single, and professional. Common threads, as we say in the trade. But was there some one thread in particular, some defining human essence that attracted a killer? Successful women? Attractive women? Right-handed women?

Well, it was a waste of time for me to hypothesize, because the FBI and local flatfoots were surely mulling the same comparisons, just as they were continuing to turn over every stone, judging by our presence here. I mean, here we were three murders away from Lisa’s, and still bouncing in and out of the Alexandria station every time a new corpse turned up.

Anyway, checking the block, Spinelli asked Janet, “Is it possible your sister knew her?”

“Possibly.” She thought about it a moment, then said, “She never mentioned her.”

“Carrol was done last night, ’bout nine,” Spinelli explained. “Shortly after ten this mornin’ the ghoul called Fox and said to peek in the Dumpster out back. We still don’t know where he did the job on her.”

I asked Spinelli, “You’re sure the killer made the call?”

“He said he tried to fix her nose.”

“Oh… right.”

Janet remarked to Spinelli, “The press are reporting that you suspect it’s the L. A. Killer.”

“That’s the prevailing opinion,” Martin confirmed. He then glanced over at Spinelli, and informed us, “Although he doesn’t agree.”

Janet asked Spinelli, “Why, Danny?”

The question wasn’t directed at him, but Meany bounced up and stated, “Janet, we’re nearly a hundred percent sure it’s him.”

“But not a hundred percent?”

“You know that level of certainty’s an impossibility. But I’ve looked at everything-it’s him.”

Janet glanced over at Spinelli and asked, “From the sperm on Fiorio’s body, did you get a DNA match with the other victims?”

“The sperm on her thigh matched none of the other specimens,” Spinelli replied.

“Well, isn’t that odd?” Janet asked, or suggested. “Three different sperm types.”

“It is a mystery,” Meany said. “But don’t read too much into it.”

“I’m not, George.” She then said to Meany, “I’m just curious. According to the news accounts, the L. A. Killer left his own semen.”

“Right. That is what we thought, at the time. We figure he realized that was a mistake and is covering his tracks better this time.”

Janet offered him an odd smile. “I’m confused.”

“About what?”

“The sperm on the corpses… whose is it?”

“Whose? We have no idea whose. Not his, obviously. In fact, we think he’s splashing specimens on the bodies.”

“Specimens?”

“Yes… specimens. We think he carries vials around, most likely obtained from a fertility clinic or a doctor’s office. Cuthburt’s murder suggests this guy’s an expert in B amp;E, and those types of facilities don’t have a reputation for great security.”

“But didn’t the L. A. Killer ejaculate his own sperm?”

“As I said, that was our opinion. He was never caught, though, so we never got a DNA match. Maybe he was splashing, too.”

“But you’re suggesting this guy splashes different people’s semen on the bodies. Why the difference?”

Meany crossed the floor and put a hand on her arm. “Look, think back to that first case we worked together. Or any case you’ve ever prosecuted. There are always incongruous threads in these things.”

I was about to ask Meany if by incongruous threads, he meant things like strongarming witnesses, illegal wiretaps, and so forth. But before I could make that helpful point, Janet replied, “For the sake of argument, assume you’ve already got the L. A. Killer’s DNA from the killings three years ago. Why would he hide it this time?”

Meany replied, “You said yourself, that’s an assumption. In any regard, we know the man’s a nut. Who can tell what twisted logic is driving him this time? The truth is, we won’t know till we catch him.” His hand was still on her arm as he informed her, “But we will catch him, Janet. Have no doubt about that.”

Janet faced Spinelli and asked, “Danny, what’s your view?”

“Mine?” He glanced pointedly at Meany and said, “We got a guy tryin’ to act like the L. A. Killer.”

“A copycat?”

He nodded. “That L. A. guy, he liked to squeal to the local news about the finer points of his handiwork, right?”

“So you’re suggesting a copycat might have a profile to fit into.”

“A fuckin’ textbook.”

“And what makes you think this isn’t just the same guy?”

“The sperm thing. The L. A. wacko didn’t toss somebody else’s. This guy’s jerkin’ us around.”

Meany, who was still holding Janet’s arm, said, “We of course considered what Spinelli’s suggesting. Look, the Director’s directly involved and our top people are on it. We’ve carefully, blah, blah.. .” He launched into this incredibly long spiel about how his all-knowing and beloved FBI looks at everything, similarities, differences, and so forth, and computes them into its assessments. I tuned him out.

Not that I don’t admire the FBI; I actually think they’re a wonderful bunch and all that, but if these guys were that good, how come they didn’t catch the Rosenbergs till after they gave the commies the blueprints for a nuclear device? I mean, you fry these two people after they already told the Sovs how to incinerate a hundred million folks? If there’s such a thing as postmature ejaculation, these guys had it.