Phil Rickman - The Remains of an Altar

‘A history of earth-movement and then quarrying?’ Merrily followed him down the central aisle. ‘No wonder Winnie Sparke says the hills are in pain.’

‘She’s not a stupid woman,’ Syd Spicer said. ‘She gives you all this fey stuff, but that’s her screen. If you think she’s more gullible than you are, you start to lose your inhibitions, tell her more than you intended to. C. Winchester Sparke – former professor of anthropology, back in the US. Did you know that?’

‘Yes.’

‘Specializing in ancient history, comparative religion, philosophy, anthropology. Smart woman. Don’t be fooled. We had a serious talk about this once. Her theory is that the whole of the Malvern range was one huge ritual site… because it was so volatile. People didn’t live here, they came here to experience transcendence… to have visions. That’s the pagans and the early Christians.’

‘The hermits in their cells and their caves. Like in Tibet.’

‘Presumably. That’s not the point of Christianity, though, is it? That’s smoke. Smoke and… incense.’

‘Wasn’t Longworth supposed to have had a vision?’

‘I have a theory about that.’ Spicer sat down on the edge of a pew. ‘Well, it’s not my theory, but it fits. You mess around on volatile rocks, on operations or just on exercises, and you become aware of occasional phenomena, linked particularly to fault lines and places where the Earth’s crust has been been disrupted. Lights, usually. Balls of light.’

‘You’ve seen it?’

‘Couple of times. It’s like ball lightning. Might have been ball lightning. Gets people excited about UFOs, but it’s natural, I think. The Ministry of Defence knows about it. I think that’s what Longworth saw.’

‘Preston Devereaux says the story is that Longworth saw the Angel of the Agony in a blaze of light. Which, presumably, is why there’s a representation of it on his tomb.’

‘I’d go for just the blaze of light.’

‘Is there any actual record of what Longworth believed he saw? Did he ever describe it?’

‘If he did, it wasn’t around this locality. Maybe he told Elgar. It’s all smoke, Merrily. And I’d like to get rid of it. Starting with the music.’

‘I’m sorry – which music?’

‘Loste’s music. His lush, extravagant choral works. It’s become clear to me that that’s part of the problem. It’s not the place for music like that. And certainly not the place for experiments.’

‘I know what you’re saying…’ And it was odd, Merrily thought, that a man inclined towards a blanket rejection of the numinous should be saying it. ‘I think you’re saying that, for sacred music to be effective, it needs a strong, working spiritual foundation – an abbey, a cathedral. Like the difference between a puddle and a well.’

‘And if you’re being literal about that, the Wychehill well disappeared with the quarrying.’ Spicer shrugged. ‘I might be wrong. If I am… But I thought about it all the way back from Berkshire and it was the only conclusion I could reach. Which means that as from next week Tim Loste and his choir can go and look for a new home.’

‘You mean you’re…?’

‘Evicting him. I’m within my rights, as priest in charge – I checked. What’s more, I think it’s for his own good. He’s being drawn into an unhealthy fantasy.’

‘When are you going to tell him?’

‘I’ve already told him, Merrily. I went in the back way from the rectory while you were talking to Winnie Sparke. I told him there were probably dozens of other churches and halls that would be overjoyed to have him and the choir. I said he might want to think about moving. That this place wasn’t good for his… health.’

‘That must’ve sounded like a threat.’

‘Not the way I put it, I assure you.’

‘What did he say?’

‘He said… he said he didn’t know how he was going to tell Winnie.’

‘Syd…’ God almighty, no wonder Spicer had needed a cigarette. ‘She’ll go completely bloody berserk. This – whatever she’s trying to reach through Loste – this has become the central focus of her life.’

‘Merrily, if the central focus of her life is producing a bestselling book on the secret source of Elgar’s inspiration… well, she can do that anywhere, can’t she?’

‘I’m not sure she can. Not the way she sees it. And I’m not sure that’s the entire-’

‘She needs to get out of here, too, the quicker the better. Out of the area.’

‘What are you saying?’

Spicer stood up and stepped out of the pew.

‘And, of course, this had to be done before Sunday evening.’

‘Oh, I see. Jesus, Syd…’

‘You have a problem with that?’

‘You mean so that, on Sunday evening, we can solemnly invite God to wipe away every last taint of Longworth and Loste’s brand of Anglo-Catholicism?’

‘Think about it. It makes sense.’ He walked towards the main doors. ‘Maybe you should stay for a few minutes on your own, get the feel of the place?’

Merrily sat down in a pew, the confluence of at least three sunbeams.

Spicer probably didn’t want them to be seen leaving together. People might talk.

What a total bloody… It wasn’t quite a sectarian isssue, but it was close. She wondered if he’d served with the SAS in Northern Ireland and something had left a bad taste.

No, that was ridiculous. His decision to stop the choral singing could be justified purely on the basis of what they’d said about puddles and wells.

But there was already a bad taste in her own mouth.

And Spicer still hadn’t told her everything he knew, of course. Merrily was sure of that.

The Plant-Hire Code

Jane thought, there are still women like this?

‘My husband’s out,’ she’d said. ‘You should really come back when my husband’s in.’

It was a detached bungalow on an estate on the wrong side of Hereford – not that there was a right side any more, with all the roadworks connected with the building of new superstores that nobody wanted except Lyndon Pierce and his power-crazed mates. Taken Jane and Gomer most of an hour just to get here, and Jane wasn’t planning on moving without some answers.

‘Mrs Kingsley, it’s you I wanted to talk to. If that’s all right.’

Mrs Kingsley was a tired-eyed woman in an apron, sixtyish, with a resigned sort of look. She didn’t seem like a Guardian reader.

‘But I don’t really understand what you want,’ she said. ‘As I say, my husband deals with our finances.’

OK, wrong approach. Stupid to say it was about her inheritance. Stupid to try and sound mature and official. Shouldn’t have nipped home to change out of the school uniform. Start again.

‘My name’s Jane Watkins. And I’m doing a project. For… for school. I’m a… you know… a schoolgirl?’

‘Oh.’ Mrs Kingsley looked happier. ‘Which school is that?’

‘Erm… Moorfield? It’s near-’

‘Yes, I know it. I had a nephew there.’

‘Well, I probably-’

‘He’s a bank manager now, in Leominster. Now, what did you want to know again?’

‘Well, it’s this project on… on my great-grandfather? Alfred Watkins? You know who I mean? He was a county councillor and a magistrate, back in the 1920s and…’