Randy White - The Man Who Ivented Florida

"Good dog, nice dog-get away, damn you!"

The dog was leaping at him, throwing itself into the air, mouth wide: a big-shouldered dog, brindle-striped, with a head the size of an anvil. Some kind of pit bull, or a crossbred catch dog. Yeah, that was it. One of his uncle's cattle dogs, used to take cattle down; grabbed rogue cows by the nose and held tight.

"Tomlinson!"

No answer.

"Tomlinson, you okay?"

Silence.

The damn dog had probably already gotten to Tomlinson; probably ate him up on the spot. Clinging to the tree, Ford had the fleeting vision of Tomlinson rationalizing some kind of karmic intent while being chomped to pieces, perhaps even finding a moment of peace as he was reconstituted and introduced into the food chain.

"Hey, Duke, that you boy?"

It was his uncle's voice.

"Tuck? Tuck, you call this animal off!"

"Don't worry, he won't bite."

"The hell he won't!"

Tuck's voice was getting closer, sounding as if there was no need to hurry, saying, "No reason to get huffy about it. Sounds like somebody got out on the wrong side of the bed this morning." Ford could see him walking down the drive in no big rush, big bandy-legged man in jeans and scoop-brimmed hat, two men coming along behind. Tomlinson and probably Joseph. At least they were hurrying.

"Gator, hoo dog! That ain't no coon you got treed! Back off!"

Tomlinson had caught up to Tuck and he was first to the dog, grabbing his chain collar, cooing, "Now, now, Gator boy, we sort of lost control there, didn't we?" Which sent the dog into convolutions of gratitude, wagging his tail, slopping Tomlinson with kisses, rolling on his back to get his belly scratched. "O-o-o-o, you act so mean, but you're really just a sweety pie. We're just a big scar-faced baby, yeah… yes we are…" Rubbing the dog's ears.

Ford dropped down out of the tree. He'd lost a sandal, and he flapped around looking for it in the darkness, too angry to speak. He heard Tuck's voice. "Looka that, Joe, don't it make you want to kick that damn dog? Goes all fish-eyed over a hippie but tries to bite my own flesh and blood."

Tomlinson said, "Animals love me. I can communicate tele-pathically."

Tuck said, "Well, there ain't been no telegraph in Mango for forty years, so don't get no fancy ideas about my livestock. You ever heard something so crazy, Joe?"

Tomlinson said, "I mean silent communication, mind to mind. The indigenous peoples know about it, isn't that right, Mr. Egret?"

Joseph said, "I don't think I know them people." Then he asked Tuck, "What's he talking about?"

Ford found his sandal about ten feet from the gumbo-limbo tree-he'd made an amazing leap, getting away from the dog. He turned full-faced to his uncle for the first time as Tucker Gatrell said, "Duke, it's my opinion they shoulda gassed your whole generation except for you and Oliver North and maybe about twenty others."

The sandal was broken, damn it-his favorites, which he'd bought in Guatemala, handmade just for him up in the mountains near Chichicastenago. He'd done some work there during the revolution and had had them all those years. Ford picked up the sandal. The leather thong had snapped. He begin to limp up the drive. "Tuck," he said, "for the last time, don't call me Duke."

Christ, Tuck had his photograph hanging on the wall, right where it'd always been, covering the plaster hole above the couch-the bullet hole from the pearl-handled revolver Tuck used to carry like a gunfighter on cattle drives and that had gone off unexpectedly while being cleaned. Or so Tuck said. He'd been drinking whiskey at the time; white liquor, he called it, though it wasn't. He'd bought it at the store, just like anybody else. Jim Beam.

Tomlinson said, "Hey, Doc, you were about the straightest-looking kid I ever saw." He was looking at the photograph: Ford in high school, head and shoulders, crewneck football jersey, green numerals showing. "Man, you had hair like one of those guys who used to go around punching us at the demonstrations. Seriously cold-looking eyes, man. The vibes still jump right out."

Tuck was getting something out of the icebox, bent into it with the door open, so his voice had an echo. "So you're hanging out with hippies now." It was his "so it's come to this" tone. He stood up, holding a six-pack of Old Milwaukee, red-and-white cans. "You boys thirsty? Don't got no illegal drugs, we shoot the bastards down this way."

Tomlinson smiled. "Brewskis! I could use a couple of those."

Ford said, "We're not staying. I want to talk with you about something. It won't take long."

"You bet, Duke."

"Tucker, my name-"

"I mean Marion. Gawldamn, why my sister ever named you that-"

"Then call me Ford."

"That don't sound right, neither. You're a lot more Gatrell than Ford. Just like your mama." Now he was talking to Tomlinson. "My sister was real prissy neat, too. The boy here would get so pissed off if I left my boots out or spit on the floor. Even when he was ten, he acted like he was an old man. Couldn't hardly get him to smile. Going around collecting things, bugs and fish, like he was trying to tidy up the world. Locking through those glasses of his."

Tomlinson was nodding, taking it in. "You two even look a lot alike. I can see it now."

Ford had his hand up, rubbing his forehead. "Oh man oh man…" He hadn't wanted to come; had avoided it for precisely this reason. All the years he'd worked to break free, now here he was right back where he'd started, knee-deep in it.

Tuck said, "Tell you what we'll do, Marion. Let's walk out to the pasture and I'll show you boys that little spring we found, the one's gonna make us rich."

"I don't want a beer, I don't want to see the spring. I want to talk with you in private, then I'm leaving."

"It's up this pretty little Indian mound."

"Indian mound?" Tomlinson's attention vectored. "I'd like to see it. Count me in right now. That's one of my main areas of interest, you know. Did Doc tell you?" Then he said, "You got any bug spray I could wear? You got the worst mosquitoes I've ever seen. Some Jungle Off, maybe? Or Cutter's?"

To Joseph, Tucker said, "When he gets to gasoline, let him have all he wants."

Tomlinson reached out and put his hands on Joseph's shoulders and said in a slightly louder voice, "Atsi-na-hufa o pay-hay-okeel"

Joseph stood motionless.

Tomlinson said, "You understand? I bet you do." He turned to Tuck. "I was asking him if he was from Big Cypress or the Everglades. I can only speak a little Creek, which I know is distantly related to the Miccosukee tongue."

"Yeah, yeah, ask him all about being a Seminole." Tuck was grinning at the possibilities, nodding his head. "You hear what he called you, Joe? Why don't you take him on out, show him the spring, and explain things to him. Take your time."

Tomlinson was talking right along. "I can speak quite a bit of Lakota though. Some of those AIM people-the American Indian Movement?-they're like my brothers. You know, from back in the old days. You and me"-Tomlinson held up a clenched fist- "we've got a lot to talk about, Joseph. No, seriously. They even gave me a name, the brothers. It's Tenskawatawa. Means the prophet."

Joseph's big face was troubled, flustered. "I can't understand nothing when he talks, Tuck. I don't want to show him around."

Tuck said, "Me and Marion got to have a little private talk. You two go on now."

Tuck was sitting across the table from him, already on his second beer. Ford hadn't had any. In just a little bit, he'd have to get in the truck and drive. Plus, he never drank more than three beers a day and he didn't want to waste those three down here with Tuck. When he got home, then maybe he'd sit on the deck, over the water, and pound them one by one. After all this craziness, it might help him sleep.