Charlaine Harris: Shakespeare’s Landlord

When I’d filled Mrs. Rossiter’s guest bathtub and set the shampoo handily within reach and pulled on my gloves, she told me that I lived next to Pardon Albee, who’d been murdered a week ago, and she’d heard I was seeing that strong young man who ran the health club, and did I know that he was still married to that cute little gal who worked at the SCC Day Care? Did I know that someone had left a rat on that gal’s table, and written a dirty word in spray paint on her door?

I was only surprised Mrs. Rossiter didn’t tell me I’d been raped in Memphis a few years ago.

By now I was soaping down the shivering Durwood. Letting Mrs. Rossiter’s words run over me like water, I rubbed the lather gently through the dog’s coat, wondering at the omission.

So far no one, no one, except for members of the Shakespeare Police Department, had mentioned Memphis to me or even looked at me as if they’d heard something. I simply couldn’t believe that Tom David Meiklejohn, for instance, wouldn’t want to share the sensational details with his drinking buddies-for that matter, wouldn’t he enjoy even more giving the gory details to Thea?

I mulled this over while Mrs. Rossiter, perched on the closed toilet so she wouldn’t miss a minute of my mute company, ran down the scale of gossip to arrive at her own blood pressure, which was always a prime topic.

I interrupted her once to ask her to turn on the ceiling heat lamp so Durwood could dry faster, and once again to ask her to pass me a towel that had fallen from its rack. By the time I’d gotten the dog dry and he’d pranced off with his owner to get a treat in the kitchen, I had arrived at the only possible reason the Shakespeare police force hadn’t talked: Claude had threatened them with dismissal if they did. That was what he’d meant when he’d told me he was taking steps to minimize the damage he’d caused.

I shook gentle scouring powder into the fiberglass tub, having pulled the rubber mat off the bottom to pop into the wash pile on my way out. I scrubbed the tub slowly, turning this idea over in my mind. Though I rummaged through my brain, I could come up with no other solution that fit the facts.

After I’d cleaned up, Mrs. Rossiter handed me a twenty-dollar bill, and I nodded, my hand on the doorknob.

“See you in two weeks, won’t we, Durwood?” she said, looking down at the sweet-smelling Durwood. He looked as if he hoped not, but he wagged his tail, since she seemed to expect it.

The rest of the day was a slump time for me. I would see Marshall that night in class, and for the first time since I’d come to Shakespeare, I was not looking forward to it. I was grateful to Claude Friedrich for trying to make up for his error, but I didn’t want to be. I couldn’t be sure what his motive was. The stop at the Yorks’ had upset me, not that I was bothered that a piece of trash like Harley Don Murrell was dead, but I hated seeing the Yorks in such a state.

There was nothing I could do about any of this.

I brooded my way through my last job, went home to get my gi, still dragging my feet. I even considered skipping class, a first. I couldn’t quite bring myself to do that: It seemed like cowardice. But I deliberately waited till the last minute to go, so I wouldn’t have to talk to Marshall before class began.

I had a definite feeling of deflation when I bowed and straightened and realized Marshall was not in the room. He’d been afraid to face me, too. Oddly enough, this made me feel good, proud.

“You leading class tonight?” I asked Raphael, the only student who has been there longer than I.

“That’s what the man told me,” he said, pleased under his offhandedness. “You gonna be okay? Your ribs? I heard you put that guy in the emergency room. Way to go, Lily!”

To my amazement, the other class members strolled up for their turn at congratulating me. I saw that from their point of view, my short skirmish with Norvel had validated what they were doing in the class, the time and pain they were expending to learn how to defend themselves. Janet Shook actually patted me on the shoulder. It was an effort to keep still. I took my place in line-first, tonight, since Raphael was facing us-in a daze. Whatever I had expected, this wasn’t it.

Carlton was there again. Most people faltered after the second time, so I saw his attendance as a good sign. He wasn’t quite as sore, I could tell by the way he moved, and he was stretching better. It wouldn’t be long before he’d be able to do things that would amaze him. Raphael called us to attention, we bowed, and once again we began our uncomfortable routine.

Sit-ups reawakened the pain in my side, and I had to stop after thirty.

“Slacker,” said Raphael, and Janet laughed. I told myself they were teasing, and made myself smile. Carlton came over and extended a hand to help me up, and, surprising even myself, I took it.

“Seriously, Lily, don’t hurt yourself worse. Marshall told me to be sure and watch you don’t overdo it,” Raphael said as we drifted back in after our water break. I ducked my head to hide my expression and went back to my place, but when I faced forward for his next command, I saw Raphael looking at me with some speculation. We practiced some restraint moves, nothing I hadn’t learned already. Everyone pretended to be scared to be my partner.

“So, woman of steel, when’s your next match?” Carlton asked as we pulled on our shoes. He, Raphael, and Janet were the only ones left in the big room.

I actually laughed.

“You know, Norvel’s already out on bail,” I said, not knowing how to respond.

“Bet he won’t be coming around you anymore,” Janet said dryly. I figured she was still there because she was maneuvering to leave at the same time Carlton did, hoping for some significant exchange about meeting for a drink, maybe.

“Better not,” I said sincerely. There was a little silence. They exchanged glances.

“Did you enjoy it, Lily?” Raphael asked suddenly. “I mean, here we practice all the time, spar all the time, have aches and pains that make my wife ask why I’m doing this. And me, big man, I’ve never been in a fight since I got out of junior high. But you, woman, you’ve done it. So how did it feel?”

“I’ll tell you,” I said after I’d thought for a moment. “It was scary and exciting and I could have hurt him real bad if the police hadn’t shown up so quick.”

“They pull you and Norvel apart?” Janet asked.

“No, I had him on the ground-bleeding. He was whipped. But I would have hurt him more.” Raphael and Carlton exchanged uneasy looks. “It was the adrenaline,” I tried to explain. “I had beaten a real man in a real fight, but he scared me, coming at me like that, unexpected. And since I was scared, I was mad. I was so mad at him for scaring me, I wanted to hurt him even worse.” Admitting I’d been frightened wasn’t too easy.

Raphael and Carlton were thinking over what I’d said, but Janet was after something else. “So it did work, all this training,” she said, leaning forward to stare in my face. “You reacted just like you would in class, no freeze moment, the trained kicked in.” I could tell what she was scared of-not too hard to figure out. And there was a short answer. “Yes, the training kicked in.”

She nodded, a short, sharp bob of the head that signified confirmation of a deeply held hope. Then she smiled, a cold smile that made this shortish, ordinary woman something formidable. It was my turn to lean forward, and for once deliberately I looked someone else straight in the eyes, searching hers for what I suspected. I found it. I gave my own little nod. We were fellow survivors.

But we weren’t going to talk about it. I wanted to avoid a girlish mutual emotional bath at all costs. It was something I couldn’t bear. So I grabbed my stuff and mumbled something about going home to get cleaned up, said I was hungry.