Charlaine Harris - Shakespeare’s Counselor

“A little over a year, I guess. We really like it here, and Tamsin’s finally making friends.”

I wondered how long Detective Stokes had lived here. Quite a Yankee invasion we were having, here in little Shakespeare. And there was the new freckled officer G. McClanahan at the police department. I had no idea where he’d come from.

As I cleaned around Cliff Eggers’s bulk, as I bundled all my things back into the car, I deliberated over asking Tamsin about her allusions to problems in the past. Cliff seemed more than willing to talk, but I knew I’d feel uncomfortable discussing Tamsin’s secrets without her permission or presence.

The silent Winthrop house was just what I needed after the unexpected and aggravating presence of Cliff Eggers at Carrie’s office. Since school was out, I was a little surprised to find no one at home, and quite pleased. I was able to do things exactly in the order I wanted, up to the point when Amber Jean came in the back door escorted by about six of her friends.

Amber Jean was a whole different shooting match from her oldest brother, Bobo. She cast me a casual hello, as did two of her buddies, while the rest of them behaved as though I were invisible. Actually, I didn’t mind that so much. I’d rather be ignored than the center of attention.

The three boys in the group were around fifteen or sixteen, and they were going through the goofy, pimply awkward phase where they could be adults one moment and silly children the next. I’d met Bobo when he’d been around that age.

The girls were more mysterious to me. Since I’d been one, and I had a sister, I should have understood these teenagers better. But with these particular girls, maybe it was the money their parents gave them, maybe it was the “freedom” they had (which was really lack of supervision), maybe it was their mobility… they all had their own cars… Any or all of these factors made their lives different from any experience of mine.

I was relieved when the whole group trooped out to the pool. The boys pulled off their shirts and sandals and the girls took off various things. I supposed the shorts the boys were wearing could double as swimsuits, and the girls were already suited up under their clothing. They had small swimsuits on. Really, really small.

Amber Jean’s two-piece was screaming pink with a pattern of green leaves. She looked very attractive in it. She stuck her head in the sliding glass door and called, “Lily, could you bring us some lemonade and some snacks out to the pool?”

“No.”

She gaped at me. “No?” she repeated, and the closest of the boys began sniggering.

“No. I clean. I don’t serve.” I finished mopping the floor and squeezed out the mop.

Amber scrambled to catch hold of some superiority. “Okay, no problem,” she said in a clipped, cold voice. “Come on, guys!” she called over her shoulder. “We got to get the food ourselves!”

I invented something for myself to do in the master bedroom to get out of their way, and when I heard the sliding glass door shut again, I ventured out. The floor had still been damp, and they’d tracked all over it. I’d have to mop again. Well, that was my payoff for not serving. Taking a deep breath, I took care of the floor for the second time. I thought it possible Amber Jean would invent a second reason to come in, and I waited for a few minutes just in case. When she and her friends stayed out, I scrubbed the sink and polished it in uninterrupted industry.

Just as I’d cleaned the counters, Howell Three came in. This second son was Howell Winthrop the Third, but he’d been called Howell Three since birth thanks to his mother, who thought the nickname was cute. Reedy, slender, plain, and an honor-roll student, Howell was the bridge between Bobo (beautiful and moderately book smart) to Amber Jean (fairly pretty and book dumb).

“Hi, Lily,” Howell Three said. “Oops, sorry, the floor.” He took huge steps to get across the linoleum as quickly as possible.

“Quite all right,” I said. “It’s almost dry.” Now that he was on the carpet in the living room area, Howell Three heard the noise from the pool and looked out. A look of disgust crossed his face. “Amber Jean,” he said angrily, as though she was right by him. “She’s sunning with her top off,” Howell Three told me, sounding about ten years younger than his age, which I realized with some surprise was seventeen. “Lily, she shouldn’t do that.”

“Will she listen to you?” I asked, after some hesitation. I felt a little responsible in a roundabout way. If I had brought her drinks and chips, Amber Jean would not be exposing her breasts now. That made no sense, but it was a fact.

“No. I’m gonna call Mom,” he said, reaching a resolution. “I hate to rat on her, but this is embarrassing. She thinks she’s being cool, that they won’t talk about her, but that’s not true. Those girls and those guys, they’ll tell everyone.” He looked at me with some appeal in his face, but I had no authority to assume the role of Amber Jean’s mother. I doubted if Amber Jean would listen to me, even if I did speak; she’d probably just strip off her bikini bottom, too, to spite me.

So while Howell Three called his mother (she was at one of the family businesses meeting with an accountant) and got her promise that she was on her way home instantly, I gathered up my stuff and got out of there. The last thing I wanted was to witness a Winthrop family blowup.

And to think, I’d been so happy a month or two before when Beanie had called me to come back to work for the family. I’d missed the income the Winthrops had given me, and in a weird way, I’d missed them. What had I been thinking? Was I falling victim to the Mammy syndrome?

Shaking my head at myself, I went home for lunch.

The afternoon was supposed to be free, but I had messages on my answering machine.

“Lily, hey, we’re going to try to have our meeting tonight, since Tuesday didn’t work out. I hate to lose our momentum,” Tamsin said. “Oh, this is Tamsin Lynd calling. I hope I see you tonight, same time as usual.”

Tuesday didn’t work out? That was one way to put it.

I trudged unwillingly into the building that night. It was still light, of course, but the day was lying on my shoulders like a heavy coat. I craved sleep, and the aching of my back and breasts reminded me that my cycle was coming full circle.

I saw Janet getting out of her car when I entered the parking lot.

“How are you?” I called.

“Lots better,” she said, trying to smile normally and failing. “I still have a headache, but there wasn’t any fracture and everything looks normal in the X rays.”

“What does the doctor think happened to you?” I fell into step beside her and tried to slow my steps to match hers.

Janet heaved a deep sigh. “He thinks that someone hit me with something hard on the back of the head, that my head bounced forward and hit another hard surface, and that was all she wrote. I was completely out for maybe five minutes, total. I could kind of hear you and Firella when you were waiting with me. So I wasn’t really out of it that long.”

“It felt like a long time to us,” I told her. “We were pretty worried about you.”

“I’m glad you all came in. The detective told me what happened. I don’t remember seeing the dead woman, so I guess I should thank the person who bopped me. That’s not a memory I want.”

“So you don’t remember seeing anyone in the building?”

“Nope. I just barely remember getting here Tuesday evening. It seems to me I sort of recall walking down the hall, but even that’s not exactly clear.”

The rest of the group trickled into the therapy room in near silence. Janet and I were sitting on the left side of the table, Melanie and Carla on the other. Firella came in and pulled out a chair on my other side, and Sandy scooted in the room with her gaze cast on the floor. She worked her way down to the end of the table without meeting anyone’s gaze. Tamsin came in last and sat at the end closest to the door.