Ken Douglas - Scorpion

“ Don’t you just love it here?” the driver said. “Everything is so laid back. No pushing and shoving, everybody has a smile on their face.”

“ Nice,” Earl said, wondering if the idiot was seeing the same things he was.

“ And it’s so clean.”

“ Clean?” Earl said, he had his hand in his hip pocket, digging for his money. He wanted to pay the sorry excuse for a cab driver and have him on his way.

“ Air’s fresh,” the cab driver said.

“ Bullshit,” Earl said, money in hand.

“ Eighty dollars,” the driver said.

“ Eighty dollars? You must think I’m nuts. No way. That’s robbery.”

“ It’s not robbery. It’s the normal charge. If you can’t afford it you shoulda taken the bus.”

He started to say something, then he remembered the cash in the briefcase by his foot, and he smiled. He’d brought the money with him, because he couldn’t think of anyplace to leave it and there sure as shit wasn’t anybody he could trust with it. If he’d had time he’d have gotten himself three or four safety deposit boxes down to the bank, but everything happened so fast.

“ You’re right,” he said, counting out four twenties. The cab driver’s eyes went white and wide and his hand started shaking as he accepted the money.

“ Thank you, sir, thank you very much,” he said.

“ Now get the bags.” Earl felt more important than he’d ever felt wearing a badge in a small Texas town. He was going to like having money.

Once in the hotel he walked briskly across the lobby toward the reception desk. The young man behind the counter looked up as he approached, pulled his face out of a ledger and closed it.

“ Can I help you?” he asked. He was an African Trinidadian with a wide smile and pointy ears that looked like they were cropped close to the head, like they came off of a Doberman pinscher.

“ You have a Maria Lawson staying here?”

The clerk punched a few keys and studied a computer screen. “Yes we do,” he said through his ear to ear smile.

“ Can you give me her room number?” Earl asked.

“ Can’t do that. It’s against the rules, but you can use the house phone over there. The hotel operator will put you right through.”

“ I don’t want to be put right through. I want her room number.” Earl balled his hands and felt the blood rising under his collar. He wanted to wipe the grin off the young man’s face.

“ I’m sorry, would you like me to get the manager?”

“ I guess you don’t hear so good. I don’t want the manager. I don’t care about your rules. I don’t want to talk to her on the phone. I want you to give me her room number.” The blood was in his head now and he felt himself turning hot, despite the air conditioning that kept the lobby only slightly warmer than a frozen North Texas winter.

“ I’ll get the manager,” the desk clerk said, spinning around. He opened a door behind him. In seconds he’d have the manager. Well that was all right, Earl thought, he knew how to deal with hotel managers.

“ I’ll be right back,” Earl said. He picked up the briefcase and felt a sort of ecstasy with the weight of it, almost as good as sex, then he was off toward the men’s bathroom. Inside he entered the first stall, closed the door, and sat on the toilet with the briefcase on his lap. He opened it and fondled the contents with his eyes before he removed a bundle of hundreds, peeled off ten and put them in his hip pocket.

He inhaled deeply, feeling the air flow deep into his belly. Then with a satisfied grunt he closed the case, left the stall and the restroom and headed back to reception. The man was different, but the question was the same.

“ Can you give me Maria Lawson’s room number?” Earl slid a hundred dollar bill across the counter.

“ Four-eighteen,” the manager said as he slipped the bill into his pocket.

“ Does four-sixteen or four-twenty have a connecting door?” Earl asked.

“ Four-twenty does, but it’s occupied,” the manager said, staring at a computer screen. “Looks like it’s going to stay that way for about a week.”

“ I’ll take four-twenty.” Earl counted out five more hundreds and slid them across the counter. Probably more than the man made in a month.

“ I can’t,” the man said, but Earl could see greed tugging at his conscience. “I wish I could, but the room is already occupied.”

“ You could tell them there’s a problem with the plumbing and upgrade them, give them a better view.” Earl passed over two more hundreds.

“ I could do that.” The manager covered the seven hundred dollars with his palm.

“ I’ll be back in an hour,” Earl said.

“ It won’t take that long. Have a drink in the bar. By the time you finish the room will be ready.”

Five minutes later he was drinking a rum and coke in the restaurant bar when he saw Maria out by the pool, having lunch with a man. He slow sipped his drink and started drumming his fingers on the bar. So that’s why she’d left him, she was seeing someone else. He wondered how long it had been going on and why he hadn’t been able to see it.

“ Another?” the bartender asked, jerking Earl’s attention away from the couple on the other side of the window.

“ No, I’ve gotta go see if my room is ready.” He didn’t know what kind of man shaved his head, but he sure planned on finding out.

Fifteen minutes later he was back in the restaurant, the money safely up in the room, and this time he was sitting at a table instead of the bar by the window, and he was staring at his wife and her man friend. He wanted to squeeze the bastard till he popped.

“ What joo having?” Earl turned away from the scene outside and faced a young waitress. She was short, dark, and obviously Puerto Rican.

“ A rum and coke,” he said.

“ Joo know Kojack?”

“ The ugly one with the shaved head?”

“ Sure, him.”

“ Never seen him before,” Earl said. “Who is he?”

“ He’s American, I heard the accent.”

“ Really?” Earl said. How long had Maria known the man? “And the woman?” Earl asked. “She’s a looker.”

“ She’s staying solo. I think she’s a stewardess.”

“ Can I have my check?” The voice was melodic and belonged to a stunning woman at the next table. Normally Earl would have noticed her first thing, but he’d been so caught up with the idea of Maria and another man that he’d missed her completely.

“ Would you like another, ma’am?” Earl offered, ever the gentleman.

“ No thanks, I have to get back to work,” the woman said. Her blue eyes twinkled, clear as the South Texas ocean, and her smile promised hidden delights.

“ Maybe I’ll see you again,” he said. He couldn’t help himself. When he saw a pretty woman he had to flirt, and if she was receptive he had to give chase.

“ Maybe,” she said. “I come here a lot.” She handed the waitress a blue bill. “Keep the change, Elena,” she said.

“ What did you pay with?” Earl asked.

“ TT hundred dollar bill.”

“ How much is it worth?” Earl asked, a funny feeling rising in his stomach.

“ About eighteen dollars US,” she said. “There’s about six TT per US dollar.”

“ Shit.” He felt dumber than a roadkilled skunk.

“ Why?” she asked.

“ I paid the cab driver with green money.”

“ He must have been very pleased,” she said.

“ He was smiling,” Earl laughed. Then he added, “Name’s Earl Lawson.”

“ Dani, Dani Street,” the woman said, holding out her hand. “Are you staying here at the Hilton?”

“ Sure am.” Earl beamed, thinking he was making headway.

“ Then maybe we really will see each other again.” She smiled and took her hand back. He watched her shapely walk till she was out of the restaurant. When she was out the door he turned his attention back toward the pool, but Maria and her boyfriend were gone.