Brian D'Amato - The Sacrifice Game

“Boiling this doesn’t much hurt its power,” she said,

“They’d have to steam-distill their drinking water.”

The exact word meant “steamed onto cloth,” but it meant distill. Which no one would do anyway. With only clay or wood or leather or whatever vessels it was hard to boil water in big quantities, and people were in the habit of relying on mountain-spring water diverted or fetched directly to their homes. In Ix the drinking-water system was separate from the irrigation systems, which in turn were separate from the water in the artificial lake and the canal system, which was much more tannic and saline. Supposedly all the “sacred original” water, that is, the pure water, came from the Never-Empty Font of Waterlily Ocelot, the central reservoir of Ix. The huge cistern was fed directly from two cold underground streams that burst out the side of the hill. It was the heart of the city and the umbilical cord of the world, the Tree of 400 ^ 4 Branches, woven when the Earthtoad was a soft-shelled egg. Water was more holy the more upstreamness it had, and when it came out of the earth and for some time thereafter it was under the direct control of the Ahau, the Lord of the Fertilizing Waters, and it fed the cities’ twelve drinking-water fountains and then, farther down the line of impurity, the whole system of floodgates that let the ahauob program the city’s irrigation cycles. The Ocelots had always owned the water, and it fed hundreds of little fountains through the city, both on the Ocelots’ peninsula and on the surrounding mainland. It had been one of the foundations of the Ocelots’ power since the beginning of the city as a tiny irrigation society over a thousand years ago.

“On the court you’ll face their garden,” she said, pointing at the spot,

“Their goal’s three hundred paces from the well

On their great-mul’s female side. Run for the mainland,

Pretend to drown yourself, and release the bag,

And hold out till the Ocelots’ eyes fog over.”

Sure, I thought. I bought an unction of a mountebank. I said it all sounded a little wacky, although of course I didn’t put it that way, I said it as well as possible in the high-equals language we were still using with each other. Even if all that went exactly according to plan, the minute people started freaking out from the usual water, the Ocelots would switch to some other source.

We lit cigars.

And how long do you think it will take them to feel it? she asked. Do you feel anything?

I said no, not really. Maybe my tongue felt a little numb and frisky, but I wasn’t giddy or anything. Given what a long day it had been I felt totally in control.

“Well, listen, if you take the court,” she said,

“You can always have this with you just in case.”

I said something along the lines of “Sure, whatever.” You’re delusional, babe, I thought. I guess again she could tell what I really thought because she said something like “Well, we may not need it anyway,” lit another pair of cigars, and handed me one. After a few puffs we exchanged cigars. It was a gesture of extreme hospitality.

I leaned back on Armadillo Shit and puffed. We exchanged cigars again, completing the little ritual.

“Just now this picture flew through me,” Koh said. “What would you say to it?”

I pointed to my ear, meaning that I was listening.

“If you could really move your ruling uay from one skin to another,” she said, “then you could stay on this level forever. You wouldn’t have to paddle downstream through the canyons.” She meant I wouldn’t have to die.

That’s right, I said. I could just possess someone younger. She was right. I’d thought about that particular implication of the consciousness transference only a couple of times. But there wasn’t any reason it wouldn’t work. You wouldn’t have to invent all the gigantic neural nets and zettabyte storage networks and everything else you’d need to make a mechanical substitute of the brain. You could just have yourself copied and zap into whoever. Or if you felt bad about killing someone that way you’d just clone a few babies of yourself, keep them drugged and unconscious until they get to a good brain-size age, and then use them as vessels. It might be a good growth industry to get into, I thought, another few billion for the Warren Organization.

Still, I can’t do this from here, I thought. Let’s not build castles in the air. Deal with the here-and-now here and now. And then if you get Back to the Future you can take care of Marena and Lindsay and the Warren Group and the whole unholy crew. Right?

Warren. Lindsay “Big Data” Warren. Christ allwhitey. Back to Square Zero. Hell.

Everything I’d gone through in 2012 seemed pretty remote. Once in a while I’d even catch myself thinking it hadn’t been real, that I was just a regular Maya ballplayer with delusional paranoia and a lot of imagination, and I’d have to remind myself that no old Maya dude could have made up the history of the entire Western world, no matter how clever he was.

And how clever am I? I wondered. Maybe Koh’s right to worry about 2 Jeweled Skull. Maybe I should worry more. Maybe I didn’t worry enough about coming here in the fucking first place. Maybe I hadn’t been that thoughtful about that whole business with the Warren Corporation.

I don’t know, Idunno, idddnnnow. I was getting pretty sure that Marena wouldn’t have gone to all the trouble of dealing with me if she hadn’t been thinking of sending me even then, from before the beginning.

Maybe Tony Sic never really wanted to go in the first place. The more I thought about it the clearer it seemed. They’d needed somebody inconsequential, so naturally they’d chosen little yo. Fruck. Yuck. Well, the joke’s on me HOT! OUUUCH, TA’, TA’, TA’! Shitskies! There were all these scalding drops of water on my face and I brushed them away. Confusion over us. Somehow I was lying on the ground and Armadillo Shit was rolling on top of me, squealing a little like he was in pain. Orange flies. Two bloods were pulling on me and we all fell back I squinted into the dark forest, toward the river. Hun Xoc and another person were rolling over broken pottery and pools of liquid. There were a couple of big thumps, Hun Xoc butting his head into the other person’s face. I looked around for Lady Koh and couldn’t find her and then it turned out she was behind me. She had a funny expression and at first I thought she was in pain but then saw that she was laughing silently. She’d gotten a few drops of hot stuff, too, but her dwarf was already daubing them with ointment, like one of those movie makeup people who rush in and redoes your entire look in the two minutes between takes. I looked back at Hun Xoc. The others were holding him up. The man he’d butted with his head was still on the ground, mashed and moaning. You couldn’t make out much of his face anymore, but his threadbare manto had been newly edged with Lady Koh Blue, which implied that he was one of the village elders who’d been adopted into our household and was, supposedly, serving us.

Well, I thought, I guess he really had tried to kill us. But I was laughing so hard that it took everyone a while to explain to me that it had been an assassination attempt, that the dude had tried to throw a pot of boiling oil into our faces. They also explained that we were under attack again, but even though I could hear the alarm calls and the whistles of bull-roarers, it still all seemed incredibly funny to me, no prob, no sweat, no brain, no pain, and I still couldn’t stop giggling.

They bundled me into a sled and we took off. I squinted up at the beige sky. It turned pink and then green and then, oddly for a sky, it disappeared. Boy, I guess that crud really does creep up on you after all, I thought. So let’s see, if it had taken about a hundred-score beats to hit me last night, it might take three times as long in cold water, so maybe you could count on over a half a day of delay. Maybe Koh really had a point with that stuff.