Colin Harrison - Afterburn

Tony was unlisted on Long Island, which was no surprise. She called the Archdiocese of New York, said she was a long-lost cousin of Mrs. Tony Verducci and their aunt was dying, did the church office have a number? Needed to reach her urgently. They looked up Mrs. Verducci. No number, but here's the address. She called up the local fire department, gave Tony's address, and said she smelled gas, please come immediately. Next she dialed the main office of the region's top three cement companies and asked the president's name, saying she represented a new golf club in Locust Valley seeking to recruit members: May we send him an invitation? Got the three names. Next she called up one of the mob restaurants a few blocks away in Little Italy and made a reservation for each man. Said, Please bill it to Tony Verducci, and hung up. She didn't know who was whose enemy but the restaurant's manager would. Next she called the Staten Island offices of Paul Bocca, CPA. She was relaying a message from Tony, she said. The photos of your brother, Rick, came out great. Very sharp. Please call back right away. Wait, which number should we use? asked the secretary. Do you have the right home number? asked Christina. I don't know, let me check. The secretary consulted her records and repeated a number, which Christina wrote down. One of Tony's "public" numbers, probably. Yes, that's right, she said.

Next, standing in front of the mirror and inspecting the pores of her nose, she called the regional office of the IRS, got the name of a field agent, Mr. Zacks. You could never reach these people directly, of course; all you could do was leave a message, which she did. She was calling on behalf of Paul Bocca, CPA, who represented Tony Verducci, she said. Mr. Verducci would like to discuss a tax amnesty request, please call us at this number-the same number that the Bocca secretary had provided. Next she called that number, Tony's number, and said she was calling from the office of Mr. Zacks, IRS field agent, and understood from Mr. Bocca's office that you would like to come in and discuss your tax amnesty situation. Please call soon, and here is the number.

Having fun here, Christina told herself. Next she called a funeral home on the North Shore, near Tony. We've had a death in the family, she said quietly. She gave the home address that the Archdiocese had provided. Please send over your people, ring the bell, and wait outside. Absolutely, came the somber voice, we're on our way.

She walked around the room thinking. It wasn't enough. Nothing was enough for Tony. Next she called the regional office of the FBI and left a message with an Agent Doughty saying that she was Tony's daughter and that he was depressed and possibly suicidal and she thought he might be willing to discuss some things. She hung up and looked through her bag for her lip gloss. She found it and put some on. Next she called Paul Bocca's office back and with a different voice-impersonating her mother, in fact-said she was calling from the FBI. Please contact Agent Doughty at your earliest convenience. She left Agent Doughty's number and extension.

She called the number on Charlie's business card and reached his secretary.

"May I ask your name?" the woman asked.

"Melissa Williams."

"Yes, Ms. Williams, Mr. Ravich arrived back yesterday."

A surprise. "I thought his trip was going to be longer."

"We all did," came the professionally warm response. "But sometimes the meetings go very well and things are expedited… He's left me instructions that if you called, to please tell you that your meeting with him is scheduled for seven o'clock this evening at the Pierre. Our corporate suite is available there if you need it. Mr. Ravich will call up from the lobby. Are you flying in?"

"Yes," responded Christina.

"Very good. I'll send a car to meet your plane."

"Oh, please, don't bother," Christina said. "I'll get into town on my own, although I appreciate the offer. I'll check in about six?"

"Just pick up your key at the desk," said the secretary. "It's billed to us."

"Right," said Christina nervously.

"Mr. Ravich will call up from the lobby at seven," repeated the bright voice.

"Thank you," she said. Thank you, thank you.

She had one cigarette left. I can't wait to smoke it, she thought. I love cigarettes, they make me so happy. First she'd try her mother again. She clicked Rahul the Freak's phone back on and punched in her mother's number. She pictured the two phones ringing inside the pink bungalow, her mother in trim slacks and sweater putting on her glasses to answer the phone. The kind of silly thing her mother did. She waited four rings, until the machine came on, and she hung up. Out again. A trip? Maybe her mother was sick. She could be in the hospital, even. Mrs. Mehta next door would know; they were in and out of each other's yard every day. She called information, got the number, and dialed. It occurred to her that Tony would have no reason to bug a neighbor's phone. "Mrs. Mehta," she said when the woman answered, "this is Christina Welles calling. I was wondering about my mother."

"Your mother?"

"Yes," she said anxiously. "Where is she?"

"She's fine, dear. I saw her a day or two ago. Well, maybe it's been a week. She might be on one of her little expeditions, you know."

"But how's my mother doing?"

"I think she's rather well, Christina. She's been riding her bicycle quite a bit."

"Is my dad's old car still out back in the garage?"

"What?"

"My dad's old blue Mustang, in the garage."

"Oh, I think she sold that."

"What?" Christina gasped.

"Your mother put an ad in the paper, and a man came and said he would take it."

"He took away the car?" Christina cried. "He bought it?"

"He showed up with a tow truck an hour later. Your mother and I were out front."

"What about the stuff in the car, the boxes and everything?"

"I can't be sure, but… well, I can, yes, I was standing there. She told him to take all of it."

"Oh no."

"It was just parts your father collected, wasn't it? Cans of oil and whatever else, I think."

"You're sure, Mrs. Mehta?"

"Yes."

"Really completely sure?"

"Why, yes, I believe I am."

She thanked Mrs. Mehta and hung up, feeling sick. She lit the last cigarette, but her hands shook. The cigarette fell to the floor and smoked there. All I have left is Charlie, she thought, a date tonight with Charlie.

Not a bad place to die! Charlie thought, inspecting the golf greens. An eightyish couple walking along the smooth black asphalt gave hearty, vitamin-commercial waves as he rolled past in the Lexus. "See?" said Ellie from the passenger seat. "It's really very nice. I've been wanting to show you for so long, Charlie. All these old trees, and the split-rail fences?" She gazed out the window with such sweet hope that the last of his bitterness melted. She was nearly finished decorating the house. Two dozen bushes and flowering trees would arrive the next morning, holes already dug, a bag of fertilizer hunched next to each, the last of the furniture coming the next afternoon. Ellie would spend the night to be sure everything went smoothly. So far, she'd done a perfect job. He was shocked, almost, by how much she'd completed. No doubt thinking that Julia would succeed at getting pregnant. Making a place where a grandchild could run around. Grandchild, grand children. She'd thought of everything. The sprinkler system had digital controls in the garage. She'd specified a high-speed buried-cable hookup, up to ten phone lines if he wanted. Zoned heating, automatic lights that went on when you entered a room, off when you left. A security system so artificially intelligent that it almost read your mind. She'd outfitted him with a beautiful office, too, a deep leather armchair, a lamp, a lovely Oriental in front of the fireplace. On the desk, a new computer, powerful enough to download Teknetrix data. No wonder she'd kept showing him the brochure, loosening him up, preparing him for the idea, so that it was a pleasure, not a shock. The house had beds and linen and dishes. And stationery with the new address, in his desk drawer. And stamps and pens and paper clips. And toothpaste and dishwashing cleanser and a supply of all their medications in the bathroom. And a phone with autodial numbers already programmed. And a complete set of golf clubs in the garage. He'd pulled out the driver, given it a swing in the front yard. His back felt like a dream. He'd prepared the stinky Chinese tea twice a day for three days straight. Stuff worked perfectly, made him feel loose and warm, even a little warm down there, too, a sort of volunteer half-tumescence. Anytime you need me, I'll be ready, ready for Melissa tonight, you old dog. The tea may have been mildly euphoric, too. Somebody could make a mint off this stuff-the pharmaceutical companies were probably working on it. He'd pay quite a bit, if necessary. If he didn't get the tea on time, his head would hurt. Some kind of herbal stimulant in it. So what if it was a little addictive? He had enough of the dry, crackly powder to last one more day, and had left an order with the concierge at the Peace Hotel for more to be made and sent to him. He'd lost a little weight, too. Heart beating slightly faster? Hard to tell. No one really understood those Chinese herbs. Certainly he felt like he had more energy. Ellie had seen it while he swung the club, smiled at the way he cut the air with it, assumed he was happy about the house. Mentioned the new golf shoes waiting for him in his closet. You had to hand it to her, you really did.