Don Winslow - A Long Walk Up the Waterslide

“I know.”

“Half the mobsters in the country live in Vegas and the other half vacation there! Why the hell-”

“It’s neutral ground, a money machine as long as the tourists feel safe. The wise guys don’t do hits in Las Vegas.”

He’d driven about five minutes when he remembered the legend’s name. Overtime-because it means sudden death.

Sudden death, my butt. We’ll play for the tie.

Jack Landis stood on the terrace and gazed out across the Great Family Plaza that formed the center of Candyland. The Candy Club Condos, or the shells of them anyway, rose unsteadily from the ground on the far side.

“I have a vision,” he said.

“Who’s that dicking around on the water slide?” Joey asked him. The gigantic structure loomed to his immediate left.

Jack turned and looked up about one hundred feet in the air where a small man stood on the starting platform.

“That’s just old Musashi,” he said.

“Who’s Musashi?” Joey asked. He didn’t like people who didn’t work for him messing around on the construction site, in case a ladder rung snapped or a piece of wall gave way or something.

“He’s the engineer who designed the damn thing,” Jack said. “Candice heard the Japs were the best for moving water. Something about Zen, I think.”

“Oh.”

“He used to be a kamikaze pilot,” Jack added. “Don’t you want to hear about my vision?”

Joey didn’t want to hear about Jack Landis’s vision. Joey figured the lights were about to go out on Jack Landis’s vision, anyway. Unless Polly was smart enough to keep her mouth shut, which wasn’t likely, the afternoon papers would be screaming about the attempted hit.

Jack would be the prime suspect-which was okay with Joey, except he’d better arrange to suck as much cash out of Jack while it was still there to suck.

“What’s your vision?” Joey asked, rolling his eyes at Harold.

Jack’s eyes got dreamy.

“I see that big empty plaza filled with thousands of happy people,” Jack said, “each one of them carrying a Jack and Candy souvenir. Over yonder, I see the condos all built, a hundred percent occupancy and a waiting list. I see people in line for rides, people in line for food… shit, people in line just to get in.”

I see people in line to get a chunk of your ass, Joey thought, unless we can get to Polly.

“I have a vision, too,” Joey said.

“We ain’t naming the water slide after your hooter,” Landis said.

“No,” Joey continued. “I have a vision of a terrible fire at night, the water slide crumbling to the ground, the condominiums as burnt-out shells. I see Candyland as a big black wasteland.”

Jack turned and looked up at him.

“Your plan didn’t work, did it?” Jack asked.

“Construction insurance, Jack,” Joey said. “This is a beautiful country.”

“Arson?!”

“Let’s just call it nonspontaneous combustion.”

“This is the biggest theme park in the world!” Jack yelled. “You’d need a goddamn tankerful of gas to burn this down!”

“Or a couple of guys from Louisiana,” Joey said.

“We used the finest fire-resistant materials-”

Joey shook his head.

“No, we didn’t.”

“We didn’t?”

“We billed for the finest fire-resistant materials,” Joey explained. “We used the cheapest shit we could find.”

“And half of that we hijacked,” Harold added.

“You got a big discount, Jack,” said Joey.

“I thought you were just padding the labor.” Jack groaned.

“Nah,” Joey answered.

Jack turned around and gazed across the plaza. His dream was looking more like a nightmare.

“None of this stuff can pass a safety inspection, can it?” he asked.

Joey and Harold cracked up.

“Shit,” Jack muttered.

Joey put a big paw around his shoulder.

“Don’t worry,” Joey said. “We’ll get a big insurance check, and then we can build it all over again.” All over again? Jack thought. It’d be nice to be able to do it all over again.

Las Vegas, Neal thought, is a town designed to make people feel like winners, using money paid by losers.

He crossed the viaduct over the electric lava flow, wound his way around the tiled hot springs, eased past a trio of chariot drivers, and found his way to the registration desk. The lobby of The Last Days of Pompeii Resort and Casino Hotel was crowded with tourists, conventioneers, and gamblers.

“May I help you?” the clerk asked in a voice hinting that this was a doubtful proposition. The young man wore a simple white toga with a cloth belt, indicating that he was a “household slave.”

“Mr. Heskins,” Neal said. “I have a reservation for two adjoining rooms.”

The household slave punched some buttons on his computer.

“I don’t see you,” he said.

“Thomas Heskins,” Neal said. “I made these reservations months ago.”

The slave punched some more buttons.

“You’re not in here,” he said with the barely concealed delight of a teenager wielding power, “and I’m afraid we’re completely booked. The convention, you know.”

“I do know. I’m with the convention.”

Neal, Polly, and Candy had waited in a tiny motel north of Vegas while Karen went in to check things out. She came back with the information that the Association of Adult Film Makers was holding its annual bash at The Last Days of Pompeii.

Neal figured that was as good a cover as any for a man traveling with three women. The cover wouldn’t last long, not in this town, but he wanted to buy every minute he could.

“You must have something for me,” Neal continued. “Tommy Heskins? Moonlight Productions?”

The slave shook his head and frowned.

“The Swap Meet?” Neal asked. “Swap Around the Clock? Swap Around the Clock, Down Under? I did the Swapper series.”

“You made Swap Around the Clock!” the slave said with admiration.

“Did you see it?” Neal asked.

“Yeah,” the clerk said.

You did? I thought I made it up.

“I’ll get you stills,” Neal promised. He looked at the clerk’s name tag: ATTICUS.

“My name’s really Bobby.”

A tall woman clad in a way-off-the-shoulder toga stuck a tray of drinks under Neal’s nose.

“Complimentary ambrosia of the gods?” she asked.

Neal took a Bloody Mary, thanked her, and turned back to the desk clerk. “Bobby, can you help me out here?”

“We do have emergency set-asides for VIPs…” Bobby said doubtfully.

“One room’s for my wife and myself. Two of my top stars will share the other room,” Neal said with a wink.

“Were they in Swap?” Bobby asked.

“Remember the scene on the rubber raft?”

Bobby went back to the computer.

“And how would you like to pay for this, sir?”

Neal opened Withers’s briefcase on the counter.

“With cash,” Bobby said as he typed into the computer. “I’ll need names for the other room, sir.”

I should have known you would, Neal thought. I wish I had a couple.

“Amber Flame and… Desire,” he said, because it was the best he could come up with.

“Just Desire?” Bobby gulped.

“Sometimes just desire is enough,” Neal answered with what he hoped was a knowing wink.

Bobby finished the paperwork and handed Neal four plastic key cards.

Now all I have to do is sneak Amber and Desire up to the room, Neal thought.

Bobby greeted the next guest, “May I help you, sir?”

“Ron Scarpelli, Top Drawer magazine,” the guest said as Neal’s ears spun 180 degrees and stood up. “I get the convention rate, right?”

Or I could just leap into the lava, Neal thought.