Stuart Macbride - Blind Eye

'Excuse me?'

The man looked down from his vantage point. 'Hello? I can help you?' Definitely Polish.

'How long has the church been shut?'

'Three month? Maybe more? I don't know. Is number on sign to call.'

'I tried: no one's answering.'

The man grinned. 'You want make confession? I have break time.'

'No thanks. I-'

'You go St Peter's, in Castlegate. Father Burnett there. Good man.' And then, cigarette finished, he went back to hauling filthy pantiles off the roof. 'Urgh…' DI Steel made a face, chewing around the words. 'This is cold.'

'Really?' Logan threaded the pool car around the roundabout and onto Market Street. 'It was hot when I bought it.'

'Well it's cold now.' The inspector chased her mouthful down with a swig of Irn-Bru. Then ripped another bite out of the bacon buttie. Munching away as she stared out of the passenger window. 'I failed the adoption interview. They said I'm too old…'

Logan pulled up at the traffic lights, beside a huge advertising billboard — 'MCLENNAN HOMES. YOUR PLACE IS OUR PASSION — 400 NEW HOMES FOR NE FAMILIES!' — and waited for a convoy of eighteen-wheelers to rumble out from the harbour exit.

'Rubbish. I know a couple in their sixties and they're still fostering kids.'

'Fostering's no' the same. Susan wants a baby of her own. She's…' Steel sighed. 'Ah, you know what she's like.' The inspector snuck a glance at Logan, then went back to staring at the billboard. 'Only chance we've got is if Susan gets pregnant.'

'Artificial insemination? But I thought-'

'Yeah… something like that.' She coughed. Fidgeted. Sniffed. 'You… er… You don't fancy donating some sperm, do you?'

Logan almost stalled the car. 'What?'

'Come on, we're like family, aren't we?' A blush crept up from the neck of her blouse, turning her cheeks from unhealthy grey to embarrassed pink. 'We could… you know…' Her eyes never moved from the huge advert and Malcolm McLennan's crooked, smiling face. 'Turkey baster.'

Logan opened his mouth a couple of times, but nothing came out. He tried again, 'Well… I-'

The blare of a horn sounded behind them, accompanied by someone shouting, 'Light's green, Moron!' Back at Force Headquarters, Logan ran for it, blaming a last-minute meeting with Professional Standards. It was a lie, but at least she might leave him alone if she thought he was in for a bollocking.

He had to find somewhere to lay low until he could sod off home. So Logan made his way down to the Operation Oedipus incident room.

Steel hated Finnie, this was the last place she'd look for him.

Finnie almost bowled him over on the way through the door. The DCI was hauling his suit jacket on over a crumpled pink shirt. 'Where have you been?' He wrinkled his nose. 'And what is that smell?'

'You told me to take DI Steel over to Torry for-'

'Never mind. Just got a call from the hospital: they've released Simon McLeod. Won't he be pleased when we pay him a little visit.'

Logan was about to complain — the dayshift was officially over in two minutes — but there was that DI's position coming up. And it wouldn't hurt to have Finnie on his side. 'What about DS Pirie?'

Finnie gave an evil grin. 'Let's just say that Pirie and the McLeods don't get along anymore. So chop-chop: pool car.' Simon McLeod had done well for himself. His 'five-bedroom executive villa' was part of a small development on the very outskirts of Cults, backing onto woodland. Small garden out front, huge one out back. A shiny BMW four-by-four sat on the drive, next to a Porsche Boxster.

Logan reverse parked onto the driveway, blocking them both in.

'Right,' said Finnie, rubbing his hands, 'the McLeods aren't exactly known for cooperating with the police. So I want you to work the bidie-in while I give Simon a going over. We split them up and maybe he'll give us something, especially now his wee brother's looking at attempted murder.'

The doorbell was answered on the second go by Simon's common-law wife: Hilary Brander. The expectant look on her face died as soon as she saw Finnie.

She folded her arms across her chest and blocked the entrance. 'What do you want?'

'I hear the doctors let Simon out today; I need a quick word.'

'After what you did to our Colin?'

Logan stepped up. 'It's important, Ms Brander. We need to catch whoever blinded him.'

She looked at Logan. 'What happened to your face?'

He gave her a lopsided smile. 'Colin's elbow.'

Hilary's lips twitched up at the edges and she took a step back into the house. 'Five minutes, no more. His mum's coming over to help set up the party — you really don't want to be here when she does. And if you upset Simon I'll kill you.'

She led them through to the lounge, where that same daft-looking West Highland Terrier lounged in a tartan bed in front of the gas-effect fire. Today the dog was wearing a lime-green raincoat with sheep on it.

The lounge walls were speckled with tapestry artworks and holiday snaps: skiing in Aspen; a train trip through Alaska; Simon and Hilary on safari somewhere, posing with an elephant in the background; the Great Pyramid of Cheops.

Funny, Simon always seemed like more of a Costa del Sol kind of guy.

He was hunched in a large leather recliner, eyes hidden behind a swathe of white bandages, a half tumbler of whisky clutched in his trembling hands.

Hilary put a hand on his shoulder and he flinched, nearly spilling the drink.

'Sorry sweetheart, but there's someone here to see you.'

Simon scanned the room. 'Jesus, Hilary, I told you not to let anyone in! What if-'

'It's OK, it's OK. Shhhhh…' She stroked his hair. 'It's just the police. They want to know who did this to you.'

'Tell them to fuck off! No, you know what, I'll do it…' He struggled to his feet, dropping the glass. 'FUCK OFF! You hear me?' Whisky soaked into the oatmeal-coloured carpet.

In the tartan basket, the Westie in the raincoat started to growl.

Hilary grabbed hold of Simon's shirt and dragged him back into the chair. 'You listen to me, Simon Emerson McLeod, you will sit there and you will calm down!'

'But-'

'No! No buts. You do as you're told.' Then she turned and glowered at Finnie. 'Five minutes, not a second more.' She marched through into the kitchen, the little dog trotting happily after her.

Logan waited a beat, then followed the terrier, closing the kitchen door behind him, shutting Simon in with Finnie. 'You want some tea?'

'What is it with you coppers and tea?' She turned her back on him. 'Just walking cliches.'

'I'll take that as a no then.' He leant back against the worktop, trying to look casual. 'We found another victim this morning. Just like Simon…'

'That's not our problem, all right? We've got enough of our own.'

'Hilary, the person who did that to your husband is still out there. What are you going to do if he decides to come back and finish the job?'

She sank into one of the wooden chairs at the kitchen table. 'He told me he was going into work early. Something about a supplier playing silly sods with a delivery.'

'A delivery?'

'We run burger vans, not that it's any of your business. Every industrial estate in Aberdeen has one. Sometimes we get invoiced for stuff that doesn't turn up. Simon said he was going to get it sorted out.' She reached down and picked up the dog. 'Says he was in the office when someone starts banging on the back door; he goes to answer it; and the next thing he knows he's in hospital…'

'Does he know who did it?'

'If he did they'd be dead by now.'

Probably true.

'What about business rivals? We've heard rumours someone's trying to move in on his turf?'

'He doesn't have "turf", he's a-'

'Legitimate businessman. Yeah, that's what he told me.' Logan stared at her in silence for a while, until she started to fidget. 'We both know that's not true, Hilary. I think there's a major turf war brewing in Aberdeen and someone's made sure Simon can't fight back.'