Brad Parks - Eyes of the Innocent

The next thing you know you’re being pestered by a page designer who wants help with a graphic, a Web-head who would like a voice-over for a podcast, and a copy jock who wants to sneak a peek at the top of your story so she can start working on a headline. And when you try to explain to them the story might not even be true, they look at you like, “But the managing editor told me about this. It must be true.”

So I kept walking. It’s one of the trump cards reporters always have: the editors only know what you choose to tell them.

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My first thought upon walking into the newsroom was to find Tommy Hernandez so I could share the latest. Whereas you need to be careful with what you tell editors, it generally behooves you to speak freely with fellow reporters. They may have already learned something that can help your story. Or they might be able to take what you’ve learned and get it confirmed or denied with independent sources, which can be invaluable.

Alas, Tommy wasn’t around. So I settled in at my desk and did a quick property records check to see who owned Akilah’s house. Sure enough, it wasn’t Akilah. Fairmount Avenue Partners LLC-no doubt a thinly veiled front for Windy Byers, who lived on Fairmount Avenue-had purchased the house from Rio Financial LLC for $360,000.

I searched Rio Financial LLC in our business entity database and it led to a name I didn’t recognize with a P.O. box in Roseland, which was on the leafy side of the county. It sounded like the typical Newark developer-suburban guys dipping into the city to try to make a quick buck.

Then I searched Fairmount Avenue Partners LLC and, sure enough, the registered agent was one Wendell A. Byers Jr. of Fairmount Avenue in Newark. I could now write with impunity that Windy Byers bought his girlfriend a house.

Satisfied, I leaned back for a moment and then, driven by some impulse I could neither name nor explain, found my fingers back on the keyboard, surfing my way toward Sweet Thang’s Twitter page.

The first item was posted at 9:41 A.M., right around the time she and I broke from breakfast. It read: “Update 4 my girlz: CR is still supertasty. I could eat him with a fork. I want to get on him and grind him through the floorboards. LOL!”

It’s amazing what you could accomplish in 140 characters or less. In this case, Sweet Thang had suddenly made my throat feel dry. So much for me having misread her. There was now no doubt: a nuclear-hot twenty-two-year-old wanted to sleep with me.

That was good news, right? What guy wouldn’t welcome that news?

A guy who knew he was past the age to be banging interns, that’s who.

But then I thought: her dad is loaded. And she’s gorgeous. So why not just dive in? There have to be worse fates in life than shacking up with a beautiful woman from a rich family, right?

And then I thought: since when do you care about money? Only jackasses-and future divorcees-marry for money or looks. And besides, she’s way too young and immature. She doesn’t know what she wants. It will end badly.

But then I thought: Did you look at her in that dress today?

And then I thought: but by the time she’s ready to have kids, I’ll be one of those dads hanging around the playground who is so old no one is sure whether he’s a dad, a granddad, or just some pervy guy who likes little boys.

I was somewhere in the midst of countering that argument when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw Tina Thompson coming toward me.

I furiously began trying to get Twitter off my screen, clicking on that little X in the upper right-hand corner. Why did I feel so guilty, anyway? I hadn’t done anything, had I? I had nothing to hide, right? More pressingly, why was this damn computer taking so long to get the page off my screen? She was getting closer. I clicked the X again. Nothing. I clicked on my e-mail so there would be something different on the screen. Still there. Click . Nothing. The computer was completely frozen. Click. Click-click.

Finally, just as she was sidling up to my desk, I did the next best thing and hit the power button on the front of the monitor. Mercifully, the screen went dark.

“Hey there, handsome,” she said, seeming not to notice my computer issues. “How come you look flushed?”

“I was running stairs,” I said. “Got to keep the blood moving, you know. Deep vein thrombosis can be a killer.”

She looked at me and cocked her head

“I thought that only happened to old ladies on airplanes,” she said.

“Well, you can never be too cautious,” I said, then went full tilt for the topic change. “Aren’t you supposed to be in the three o’clock meeting right now?”

“Oh, I blew it off,” she said. “I’ve got too much to do with this whole Wendell Byers thing to sit around listening to people make decisions that are just going to change by the time we actually have to put the paper out.”

“Makes sense,” I said. “What are we going with right now?”

“Well, we’ve got the blood in the foyer and the stuff from the press conference. That and a bunch of react quotes should be enough to carry the paper for tomorrow. Unless you have something new?”

I weighed whether to share what I had learned. I had confided in Tina in the past with this sort of thing and could trust her to keep quiet. She wasn’t my editor, after all.

But she was still an editor. So I decided to zip it.

“Nah, not really,” I said.

She looked at me and arched an eyebrow.

“You’re lying.”

“Dammit. How do you do that?”

“If I told you, it would ruin the fun,” she said. “Anyhow, you gonna tell me what it is or not?”

“I’ll pass for now,” I said. “It’s just a theory at this point, anyway.”

“Is the theory that Wendell Byers is being moved out of the way so someone else can run for Central Ward council?” she asked.

“No. Why, whose theory is that?”

“Tommy said that’s the buzz going around the streets. He’s out chasing it down right now, seeing if it goes anywhere.”

That explained why he wasn’t in the office.

“You put any stock in that?” I asked.

“It makes as much sense as anything else I’ve heard,” she said. “You know they play politics rough in Newark.”

“Yeah, but generally they don’t kill you. They just smear your reputation with anonymous flyers about how you’re really a gay, white, Jewish Republican.”

“Well, it seemed worthwhile for Tommy to look into,” she said. “By the way, don’t think I’ve forgotten about dinner tonight.”

“Never. I’m still picking you up at eight?”

“I changed my mind. You’re not picking me up. I want us to be in separate cars so if you totally blow it, I’ll be able to make a big scene and walk out on you.”

“Oh. Good to know.”

“You’re meeting me here at eight-thirty,” she said, handing me a sticky with the name and address of a restaurant in Hoboken. I knew the place. It was on the Hudson River with commanding views of the Manhattan skyline. The prices on the wine list looked more like airline fares.

“Dress nicely,” she added.

“How nicely?”

“Wear a jacket or they won’t let you in. Wear a tie or I won’t talk to you. Wear a suit and I just might jump you in the coat closet.”

“Got it,” I said.

“And don’t be late.”

“Don’t be late,” I repeated.

“I mean it. If you’re late, I’m going to drag one of the waiters into a supply closet and take out my sexual frustrations on him and you’ll miss out.”

“Got it,” I said again. And she departed.

Just then, cranky old Buster Hays, who sat a few desks away, wheeled his chair around and looked at me scornfully.