Dean Koontz - Phantoms

"So after they smashed the crap out of it," Wargle said, "why'd they bother to put the plate back on?”

"And why go to all that trouble to begin with?" Frank wondered." They could've put the radio out of commission just by ripping the cord loose.”

Lisa and Gordy appeared as Bryce was turning away from the radio. The girl said, "Food and coffee's ready if anyone wants anything.”

"I'm starved," Wargle said, licking his lips.

"We should all eat something, even if we don't feel like it," Bryce said.

"Sheriff," Gordy said, "Lisa and I have been wondering about the animals, the pets. What made us think about it was when you said you heard dog and cat sounds over the phone.

Sir, what's happened to all the pets?”

"Nobody's seen a dog or cat," Lisa said." Or heard barking.”

Thinking of the silent streets, Bryce frowned and said, "You're right.

It's strange.”

"Jenny says there were some pretty big dogs in town. A few German shepherds. One Doberman that she knows of. Even a Great Dane. Wouldn't you think they'd have fought back?

Wouldn't you think some of the dogs would've gotten away?”

the girl asked.

"Okay," Gordy said quickly, anticipating Bryce's response,"so maybe it was big enough to overwhelm an ordinary, angry dog. Okay, so we also know that bullets didn't stop it, which says that maybe-nothing can.

It's apparently big, and it's strong.

But, sir, big and strong don't necessarily count for much with a cat.

Cats are greased lightning. It'd take something real damned sneaky to slip up on every cat in town.”

"Real sneaky and real fast," Lisa said.

"Yeah," Bryce said uneasily." Real fast.”

Jenny had just begun eating a sandwich when Sheriff Hammond sat down in a chair beside the desk, balancing his plate on his lap." Mind some company?”

"Not at all.”

"Tal Whitman's been telling me you're the scourge of our local motorcycle gang.”

She smiled." Tal's exaggerating.”

"That man doesn't know how to exaggerate," the sheriff said." Let me tell you something about him. Sixteen months ago, I was away for three days at a law enforcement conference in Chicago, and when I got back, Tal was the first person I saw. I asked him if anything special had happened while I'd been gone, and he said it was just the usual business with drunk drivers, bar fights, a couple of burglaries, various CITS”

"What's a CIT?", Jenny asked.

"Oh, it's just a cat-in-tree report.”

"Policemen don't really rescue cats, do they?”

"Do you think we're heartless?" he asked, feigning shock.

"CITs? Come on now.”

He grinned. He had a marvelous grin." Once every couple of months, we do have to get a cat out of a tree. But a CIT doesn't mean just cats in trees. It's our shorthand for any kind of nuisance call that takes us away from more important work.”

" Ah.”

"So anyway, when I came back from Chicago that time, Tal told me it'd been a pretty ordinary three days. And then, almost as an afterthought, he said there'd been an attempted robbery at a 7-Eleven. Tal had been a customer, out of uniform, when it went down. But even off duty, a cop's required to carry his gun, and Tal had a revolver in an ankle holster.

He told me one of the punks had been armed; he said he'd been forced to kill him, and he said I wasn't to worry about whether it was a justified shooting or not. He said it was as justified as they come. When I got concerned about him, he said, "Bryce. It was really just a cakewalk.”

Later, I found out the two punks had intended to shoot everyone.

Instead, Tal shot the gunman although not before he was shot himself.

The punk put a bullet through Tal's left arm, and just about a split second after that, Tal killed him. Tal's wound wasn't serious, but it bled like hell, and it must've hurt something awful. Of course, I hadn't seen the bandage because it was under the shirt-sleeve, and Tal hadn't bothered to mention it. So anyway, there's Tal in the 7-Eleven, bleeding all over the place, and he discovers he's out of ammo. The second punk, who grabbed the gun the first one dropped, is also out of ammo, and he decides to run. Tal goes after him, and they have themselves a knock-down-drag out fight from one end of that little grocery store to the other.

The guy was two inches taller and twenty pounds heavier than Tal, and he wasn't wounded. But you know what the backup officer told me they found when they arrived? They said Tal was sitting up on the counter by the cash register, his shirt off, sipping a complimentary cup of coffee, while the clerk tried to stanch the flow of blood. One suspect was dead. The other one was unconscious, sprawled in a sticky mess of Hostess Twinkles and Fudge Fantasies and coconut cupcakes. Seems they'd knocked over a rack of lunchbox cakes right in the middle of the fight.

About a hundred packages of snack stuff spilled onto the floor, and Tal and this other guy stepped all over them while they were grappling. Most of the packages broke open. There was icing and crumbled cookies and smashed Twinkles all over one aisle. Staggered footprints were pressed right into the garbage, so that you could follow the progress of the battle just by looking at the sticky trail.”

The sheriff finished his story and looked at Jenny expectantly.

"Oh! Yes, he told you it'd been an easy arrest-just a cakewalk.”

"Yeah. A cakewalk." The sheriff laughed.

Jenny glanced at Tal Whitman, who was across the room, eating a sandwich, talking to Officer Brogan and to Lisa.

"So you see," the sheriff said, "when Tal tells me you're the scourge of the Demon Chrome, I know he's not exaggerating. Exaggeration just isn't his style.”

Jenny shook her head, impressed." When I told Tal about my little encounter with this man he calls Gene Teer, he acted as if he thought it was one of the bravest things anyone had ever done. Compared to that 'cakewalk' of his, my story must've seemed like a dispute on a kindergarten playground.”

"No, no," Hammond said." Tal wasn't just humoring you.

He really does think you did a damned brave thing. So do I.

Jeeter's a snake, Dr. Paige. Poisonous variety.”

:"You can call me Jenny if you like.”

"Well, Jenny-if-you-like, you can call me Bryce.”

He had the bluest eyes she had ever seen. His smile was defined as much by those luminous eyes as it was by the curve of his mouth.

As they ate, they talked about inconsequential things, as if this were an ordinary evening. He possessed an impressive ability to put people at ease regardless of the circumstances.

He brought with him an aura of tranquillity. She was grateful for the calm interlude.

When they finished eating, however, he guided the conversation back to the crisis at hand." You know Snowfield better than I do. We've got to find a suitable headquarters for this operation. This place is too small. Soon, I'll have ten more men here. And Copperfield's team in the morning.”

" How many is he bringing?”

"At least a dozen people. Maybe as many as twenty. I need an HQ from which every aspect of the operation can be coordinated. We might be here for days, so there'll have to be a room where off-duty people can sleep, and we'll need a cafeteria arrangement to feed everyone.”

" One of the inns might be just the place," Jenny said.

"Maybe. But I don't want people sleeping two by two in a lot of different rooms. They'd be too vulnerable. We've got to set up a single dormitory.”

"Then the Hilltop Inn is your best bet. It's about a block from here, on the other side of the street.”

"Oh, yeah, of course. Biggest hotel in town, isn't it?”

"Yeah. The Hilltop has a large lobby because it doubles as the hotel bar.”

"I've had a drink there once or twice. If we change the lobby furniture, it could be set up as a work area to accommodate everyone.”