Dan Simmons - The Fifth Heart

“Manservant,” James repeated, feeling strangely numb all over. Is this the way a character in a novel feels when the author is manipulating him or her in a way contrary to their nature or to common sense? He wished he could ask Holmes that question and actually patted the jacket pocket where his purse held the detective’s card with the name and address of the cigar store where James could get in contact with him.

“Yes, and not just any manservant,” said Hay, leaning further over the desk now, “but Gregory, one of our longest serving and most trusted employees.”

James remembered a tall, white-haired man on Hay’s staff being referred to as Gregory. The servant had emanated dignity and quiet efficiency. “Is Gregory his first or last name?” asked James.

“Last,” said Hay. “I believe his Christian name is Terrance. Gregory is not only the perfect man to stoke up your fires and lay out your clothes in the morning, but he gives the best and closest neck-shaves of any man on the staff.”

“I really have a powerful reluctance to being in your and Clara’s way once again . . .” began James.

Hay held his hands up, palms forward, and then moved them quickly in opposite directions as if opening a door or brushing something aside.

“This shan’t be like your first visit where you were a guest with a guest’s . . . well, one might call them obligations: coming down to dinner with us, making small talk, joining me for luncheon, and so forth. No, the guest suite would be yours—it’s on the northeast corner and there will be some light traffic noise coming through the windows there, but it’s very soft noise—our boy Del lived in those rooms for a while but went back to his own before going back to school. He thought the suite was too quiet. Too large.”

Perhaps the rooms in the suite are haunted , thought James. He smiled as he realized that he wouldn’t be averse to a few ectoplasmic visitations. Perhaps his sister Alice could advise him as to what to do with her ashes that he’d pilfered.

“ . . . and daily service from the maids, of course, but only when you’re out,” Hay was going on. “And you can have all your meals and tea breaks in your room if you like . . . Gregory will be your guard at the gate as well as your valet. And of course you shall have your own key to the front door so you can come and go whenever you want without disturbing anyone.”

“I confess that I have found myself a trifle lonely at Mrs. Stevens’s place,” said James, already surrendering himself to the invitation. He could rest. He could write.

“No wonder you do . . . especially with Mr. Holmes leaving so abruptly,” said Hay. The statesman did not seem to notice the minor levitation of James’s eyebrows. “You agree then, Harry?”

James nodded.

“Wonderful!” cried Hay. “I’ll have some of the lads go over now in the wagon to fetch your steamer trunk and other luggage.”

A minute later, they were standing just inside the open door, watching the spring rain fall and enjoying the scent of the rain on new grass and fresh leaves when Hay’s brougham was brought around for James—the manservant Gregory was up on the box next to the driver and sheltering under a red umbrella—and then came the good-natured stablemen, wool and leather caps beaded with raindrops, driving the flatbed wagon for his luggage.

James said, “John, how did you know that Holmes had moved out? It happened only this morning.”

Hay grinned and clapped the author on his right shoulder, opening an umbrella at the same time to escort James into the brougham. “Harry, Harry . . . one must never underestimate the speed with which even the smallest news travels in Washington City. Especially around Lafayette Park. Your landlady’s daughter, slow as the poor girl is, gave all the details of Holmes to our footman, at the morning outdoor market probably before either of us was up and dressed.”

James settled into the sweet-smelling leather of the covered brougham. Hay folded the umbrella and tapped the box with the wooden handle.

“See you soon, Harry!”

James rode in silence for the few blocks. The daughter telling the footman about Holmes’s early departure, who then mentioned it to other servants who were then overheard by Clara or John, made all the sense in the world.

But Henry James did not believe it.

All in all, Sherlock Holmes had enjoyed an enjoyably productive birthday morning. At home—or at what he still thought of as home in his former digs on Baker Street in London—he’d often sleep in until eleven a.m. or later during those dull periods between cases. And then he’d often have breakfast and return to bed. Of course, the mixture of cocaine he injected during those dull times added to the lethargy—something this new heroic drug he was injecting himself with in the States didn’t seem to do—but then he was always especially alert when he was on a case.

This particular morning of April 4, he’d wakened at dawn and gone out to find himself a new place to live—the same old Kirkwood House hotel at the corner of 12th Street N.W. and Pennsylvania Avenue that he and James had passed the night before. Rumors still persisted that the old hotel would be torn down almost any month, but the place had a comfortable lived-in quality that Holmes approved of: expensive drapes but faded from sunlight, marvelously well-made chairs showing wear that even antimacassars could not hide, a combination of attentive service mixed with the discretion of knowing when to leave its guests to their own devices. Holmes understood why the more successful traveling salesmen were still loyal to the place.

He hired three reliable men—vouched for by the manager of the Kirkwood House since one of the men was the manager’s son—and their wagon to fetch his packed bags and steamer trunks from Mrs. Stevens’s boarding house without making a fuss.

Then, with the shops just opening, Holmes had bought himself a pistol. He’d noticed the generous number of gun shops around Washington and entered the one closest to the Kirkwood House a minute after the store opened. There was a vast array of pistols under glass, some of them evidently designed for cowboy desperadoes, and more hanging on the wall. The air smelled rather pleasantly of steel and gun oil.

“May I help you, sir?” the mustached clerk asked.

“Do you have any new lemon squeezers for sale?” said Holmes.

“Yes, sir, absolutely, sir. Which barrel length—two inches or three?”

“Three.”

“Yes, better accuracy with the three-inch barrel, sir,” said the clerk as he opened the glass case and removed the weapon.

Yes, with the three-inch barrel I might be able to hit the wall of a barn if I were inside the barn firing from close range , thought Holmes. Maybe .

“Any caliber you prefer, sir?”

“Thirty-eight S and W caliber,” said Holmes.

“It also comes in thirty-two, sir. A bit less expensive and a tad lighter.”

“The thirty-eight, please,” Holmes said firmly.

The clerk ceremoniously displayed the small pistol—and it was smaller than the vast majority of the revolvers in the store—and snapped the cylinder open to show his client that the weapon was unloaded, then handed it to Holmes.

Holmes noticed that .38 S&W cartridges would be a tight fit in the chambers and then he snapped shut the cylinder and held the weapon at arm’s length, aiming at the brick wall at the back of the store.

“One squeezes the grip as well as the trigger,” said the clerk.

“Yes,” said Holmes. He dry-fired the pistol twice. Not a good practice, overall, but necessary to get used to a new revolver.