T Parker - The Renegades

“The wall around Herredia’s compound was eight feet high, stone and concrete. I drive through a varnished wooden gate, still following the Humvee. Two more machine guns wait inside. I see the words El Dorado built onto the gate in wrought iron, the letters raised and connected like the letters of a cattle brand. I remember reading the poem as a kid.

“The home is a plaster-and-beam Spanish-style hacienda, hunkered low and flat beneath a canopy of palms. I see a bunch of smaller outbuildings up on the hillside to the west. Near the east side of the house there’s a grove of thatched palapas that glow, lit from below. Pale blue reflections of water move on the undersides of the roofs. And I think: swimming pool and hacienda and driving range and airstrip and a hundred head of cattle and a small army-Herredia is doing all right in his rustic little office here in Baja.

“Then the Hummer driver points to a parking place outlined by jagged desert boulders. I park and we get out and face another goddamned gunman, this one an old man dressed in peasant clothes, with a head of wild white hair and a black eye patch. He’s got a combat-shortened automatic shotgun on a strap over one shoulder and it’s pointed at me. I lean into my car and pull out the plastic tub of new saltwater fishing reels. I tell him that we have brought gifts for Mister Herredia. He looks across at Laws, standing on the other side of the car, and tells him to get the luggage from the trunk. Terry does what he’s told. Then the old man jabs the gun toward the outbuildings and I lead the way up a gravel path. At each of the first two buildings the old man barks Andale and I don’t break stride. I note the moon in the northwest now and I can smell the pasture and the cattle. The third building we come to is squat and square, with faint light coming through bright blankets hung over the windows. The door is cracked open. I look back at the old man and he motions me forward. I crunch up the path, nudge the door open with my foot and step inside. Pavers on the floor. Bare white walls. A black chandelier. The smell of cigars. A big iron desk, looks like something salvaged from a shipyard or railroad scrap, set on caissons made of tree trunks. I hear Terry and the old man come in behind me.”

“Is it really Herr-”

“Herredia sits behind the desk with a fifty-caliber Desert Eagle in his hands and his eyes locked on my face. I bow and set the plastic tub down on the floor beside me. Then I take each of Terry’s suitcases by their handles and roll them over next to the box. I’m winging this by now, son. Believe me. But I’ve got a beginning.

– I have journeyed long, I say to Herredia, whistling a song, in search of El Dorado.

– In the poem he sings the song.

– I forget words but I never forget a tune.

– I forget nothing. Explain this spectacle.

– My name is Coleman Draper. This man is Terry Laws. We came to offer our respect and ask your favor. We brought gifts.

“Herredia’s gaze goes to the plastic box. He’s a big man, thick and wide, with curly black hair and a round, clean-shaven face. His eyebrows are bushy and slant upward toward each other, which gives him a soulful, suffering look. His nickname is “El Tigre,” and there’s some truth in it-he looks like a big lazy cat but you know he can turn it on when he wants to. He’s wearing a white guayabera and a gold watch. Forty-six years old, I know. What else do I know? That he runs the North Baja Cartel to the tune of an estimated half million dollars a week profit. And murders his enemies often and theatrically. And donates millions of dollars to Mexican politicians, law enforcement and military personnel, at all levels. That he’s influenced state elections in Nayarit and Sinaloa and Baja California for more than a decade. And lost two brothers, a wife and two children to the drug wars. That he loves deep-sea fishing and American fast food. The fishing and fast food I learned from Avalos in L.A. Herredia stares at me and then, in a soft voice, asks me to show him the gifts. So I kneel and pry the plastic lid from the tub and set it aside. I pull out a box and open it.

– I say: This is the new Accurate Platinum Twin-Drag. The ball bearings are impregnated with Teflon, it’s got anti-reverse dogs and a removable spool stud. You can’t overheat these things, no matter how fast they’re screaming out line. And they’re beautiful. This one is the ATD-130, rigged with a thousand yards of one-hundred-thirty-pound monofilament. For large tuna and marlin.

“I look into Herredia’s deep-set black eyes. I hold the open reel box in both hands, place it on the iron desk near the patron, then step back to the plastic tub and lift out another box.

– We also brought you Daiwa’s new Tanacom Bull TB100 power-assist reel, I say. It’s sleek and powerful, nothing like commercial winches or those add-on contraptions. It’s powerful. It comes with a power cord and a battery clip. It will save your strength, believe me. I thought at first that these power-assist reels were for fags but I’m telling you, if you’re looking to drop a thousand feet of line and get it back up again, you might like the electric help. Let me know what you think.

“Herredia’s eyebrows lower into a glower. His face goes from pensive to implosive. I step forward and set the Daiwa next to the Accurate, then return to my box of goodies.

– You’ll recognize this, I tell him-the Penn International V 80VSW, rigged with fifteen hundred yards of two-hundred-pound test. It’s considered a classic because it really is a classic. I’m partial to these reels, I say.

“Then I set it on his desk and go back to the tub.”

“What’s he thinking?” asks the boy. He blows a plume of smoke into the air.

“How can I know? Where to shoot me with the Eagle? Where to fish the Penn? Reading Herredia is like trying to read an Olmec head. So I continue.

– Mr. Herredia, I say, we also brought this Shimano Stella FA rigged up with one hundred and seventy yards of fourteen-pound test. Just a little goof-off reel, but the slow oscillation lays down line straight and fast, and the magnesium frame weighs hardly anything. Waterproof gasket, natural wool washers for low start-up inertia. Plus, I like the name, Stella. I knew a Stella once and she was tons of fun.

“I smile and set the box on the desk beside the others. Herredia trades hands with the Desert Eagle and picks up the Accurate, and starts turning its platinum-hued solid-block aluminum frame in the light of the chandelier. There’s seven thousand dollars’ worth of stuff on the desk in front of him. Then Herredia sets down the Accurate and picks up the Daiwa. He has sportsman’s hands, dark and weathered on the tops and pale on the bottoms. I wait.

– I own all of these things, he says. All of them, except this electric reel.

– Then give them to your friends, I say. Or to your church. They’re tokens of respect.

– But what else do you have for me?

“I reach into my shirt pocket. The Desert Eagle finds my center. So I show both my hands, then very slowly deploy two fingers into my shirt pocket. I bring out the small envelope. Inside is a card. The envelope has a cartoon hamburger with a smiling face on it.

– I know you like these restaurants, Mr. Herredia. There are plenty of them here in Mexico. You can load these cards in different currencies now-it’s a new thing. So this one is loaded with fifty thousand pesos. The new third-pound Angus Thunder is good, if you haven’t tried it yet.

“I step forward and waggle the gift card and set it on top of one of the reel boxes.

– Don’t tell me you have one of these, too, I joke.

“So Herredia holds the huge pistol on my chest, and pulls the trigger. The action of the Desert Eagle is tremendously loud, and I hear every machined part click and clunk into place until the hammer drives the firing pin into the empty cylinder. Terry hits the deck and the old man points the shotgun at him, cackling. Herredia is smiling, so I smile back.