Chester Himes - The crazy kill

"If you're a police officer then I want to report that Chink Charlie pushed me out of the window to my death, but God placed the body of Christ on the ground to break my fall."

"It was a basket of bread," the sergeant corrected.

"The body of Christ," Reverend Short maintained.

"All right, Reverend, let's cut the comedy," Brody said. "If you're trying to build a plea of insanity, you're jumping the gun. No one is accusing you of anything."

"It was that Jezebel Dulcy Perry who stabbed him with the knife Chink Charlie gave her to commit the murder."

Brody leaned forward slightly.

"You saw him give her the knife?"

"Yes."

"When?"

"The day after Christmas. She was sitting in her car outside my church and thought there wasn't nobody looking. He came up and got into the seat beside her, gave her the knife and showed her how to use it."

"Where were you?"

"I was watching through a crack in the window. I knew there was something fishy about her coming to my church to give me some old clothes for charity."

"Were she and Johnny members of your church?"

"They called themselves members just 'cause Big Joe Pullen was a member, but they never come 'cause they don't like to roll."

Grave Digger saw that Brody didn't get it, so he explained. "It's a Holy Roller church. When the members get happy they roll about on the floor."

"With one another's wives," Coffin Ed added.

Brody's face went sort of slack, and the police reporter stopped writing to stare open-mouthed.

"They keep their clothes on," Grave Digger amended. "They just roll about on the floor and have convulsions, singly and in pairs."

The reporter looked disappointed.

"Ahem," Brody said, clearing his throat. "So when you first looked out of the window you saw Val's body lying in the bread basket with the knife sticking in it. And you recognized the knife as the same knife you had seen Chink Charlie give to Dulcy Perry?"

"There wasn't any bread there then," Reverend Short stated.

Sergeant Brody blinked. "What was there if there wasn't any bread?"

"There was a colored cop and a white man chasing a thief."

"Ah, so you saw that," Brody said, finally getting something tangible to put his teeth into. "Then you must have actually seen the murder being committed."

"I saw her stab him," Reverend Short declared.

"You couldn't have seen her because she hadn't left the flat then," Brody said.

"I didn't see it then. I was pushed out of the window then. I didn't see it until after I had returned to the room."

"Returned to what room?"

"The room where the casket was."

Brody stared at him and slowly began to redden. "Listen, Reverend," he warned. "This is serious. This is a murder investigation. This is no place to joke."

"I'm not joking," Reverend Short said.

"All right, then, you mean you imagined all of this?"

Reverend Short straightened his back and stared at Brody indignantly.

"I saw it in a vision."

"And it was in this vision you saw yourself pushed out of the window?"

"It was after I was pushed out of the window that I had the vision."

"Do you have these visions often?"

"Regularly, and they're always true."

"All right, then how did she kill him-in your vision, that is?"

"She went downstairs on the elevator, and when she went outside there was Valentine Haines lying in the basket where I had fallen-"

"I thought you said there wasn't any basket?"

"There wasn't at the time, but the body of Christ had turned into a basket of bread, and it was in this bread that he was lying when she took the knife from her pocketbook and went up to him and stabbed him."

"What was Val doing there?"

"He was lying there, waiting for her to come out."

"And stab him, I suppose."

"He didn't expect her to stab him. He didn't even know she had a knife."

"All right. I don't buy any of that. Did you see anyone actually leave the house-that is actually see them-while you were downstairs?"

"My eyes were veiled. I knew a vision was coming on."

"All right, Reverend, I'm going to let you go," Brody said, looking over the contents of Reverend Short's pockets lying on the desk before him. "But for a man who calls himself a minister of the gospel you haven't been very cooperative."

Reverend Short didn't move.

Brody pushed the pocket Bible, handkerchief, bunch of keys and wallet across the desk, hesitated over the bottle of medicine and on sudden impulse drew the cork and smelled it. He looked startled. He tilted it to his lips and tasted it, spat it out on the floor.

"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed. "Peach brandy and laudanum. You drink this stuff?"

"It's for my nerves," Reverend Short said.

"For your visions, you mean. If I drank this stuff I'd have visions, too." To the cops Brody said disgustedly, "Take him away."

Suddenly Reverend Short began to scream, "Don't let her get away! Arrest her! Burn her! She's a witch! She's in collusion with the devil! And Chink's her accomplice!"

"We'll take care of her," one of the cops cajoled as they lifted him from the stool. "We've got just the place for witches-and wizards, too, so you'd better look out."

Reverend Short broke from their grasp and fell to the floor. He rolled and threshed about convulsively, frothing at the mouth as though having a fit.

"I see what you mean by Holy Roller," Brody said.

The police reporter snickered.

"No, this is probably a vision coming on," Grave Digger said with a straight face.

Brody looked at him sharply.

The cops picked Reverend Short up by the feet and shoulders and carried him off bodily. After a moment one of them came back for the reverend's possessions.

"Is he crazy or just acting?" Brody asked.

"Maybe both," Grave Digger replied.

"After all, there might be something in what he said," Coffin Ed ventured. "As I recall my Bible, all the prophets were either crazy or epileptic."

"I like some of what he said, all right," Brody admitted. "I just don't like the way he said it."

"Who's next?" Grave Digger asked.

"Let's see Johnny's former wife," Brody said. Alamena came in docilely, fingering the high-necked collar about her throat, like a girl who might have been in there before and knew what to expect.

She sat down in the circle of light and folded her hands in her lap. She wore no jewelry of any kind.

"What do I call you?" Brody asked.

"Just Alamena," she said.

"Fine. Now just give me a quick fill-in on Val and Dulcy."

"There ain't much to it. Dulcy came here to sing in Small's Cabaret a couple of years ago, and after six months she'd hooked Johnny and landed on easy street. Val came for the wedding and stayed."

"Who were Dulcy's boy friends before she married?"

"She played the field, prospecting."

"How about Val? Was he prospecting, too?"

"Why should he? He had a claim staked out for him before he got here."

"He just helped out in the club?" Brody suggested.

"Not so you could notice," she said. "Anyway, Johnny wouldn't have never trusted Val to gamble his money."

"Just what was going on between Dulcy and Chink and Val and Johnny?"

"Nothing, as I know of."

"All right, all right. Who were Val's enemies?"

"He didn't have any enemies. He wasn't the type."

Blood mottled Brody's face.

"God damn it, he didn't stab himself in the heart."

"It's been done before," she said.

"But he didn't. We know that. On the other hand, there were no superficial signs of his being either drugged or drunk. Of course, the coroner can't be absolutely certain until after the autopsy. But let's just imagine he was lying there, at that time of morning, in that basket of bread. Why?"

"Maybe he was standing up and just fell there after he was stabbed."