Chris Grabenstein - Rolling Thunder

“There’s a camera on the loading platform,” says Big Paddy O’Malley, whom Officers Forbus and Bonanni hauled down here from headquarters. We need his technical expertise and inside knowledge about the Rolling Thunder. We don’t need his bad attitude. “What the hell does my idiot son think he’s doing?”

“Mr. O’Malley?” says Ceepak, trying to get the man to focus. “How can we access that video?”

“Kevin?”

Kevin O’Malley plops a briefcase up on the counter of the food stand. “We swung by the office. Grabbed the plans.”

When he snaps open the briefcase, the first thing I see is a wadded-up T-shirt stuffed into a plastic bag. It’s stained with blood.

“Whoa,” I say. “What’s that?”

“Something you people probably need. A Sea Haven police officer who moonlights as a security guard for Mr. Mazzilli brought it by our offices earlier in the week.”

Ceepak’s turn: “What?”

“He claimed to have removed it from your initial crime scene-the suitcases with Ms. Baker’s dismembered body parts. He expected us to pay him for it.”

“We did,” says Mr. O’Malley. “But not as much as he wanted.”

Santucci. That slimy weasel. He did snatch Gail’s Sugar Babies T-shirt. We’d crawl up his butt about it, only he’s already dead.

“Why are you just now turning this over to us?” asks Detective Botzong. He sounds pissed.

“Because,” says Big Paddy, “it-”

“Dad?” advised Kevin. “Don’t. You’re without legal representation.”

True. We didn’t ask Forbus and Bonanni to bring Louis Rambowski along for the ride. He didn’t figure to be much help.

“I don’t need a goddamn lawyer, Kevin! Why didn’t we turn this bloody T-shirt over to the police? Because it would have mistakenly linked the dead girl to me and further misled you gentlemen in your efforts to track down the real killer-my goddamn son Skippy.”

Detective Botzong is still furious. “Where is this goddamn patrol cop you got that boosts evidence from a murder scene? What’s his goddamn name?”

“Dominic Santucci,” says Ceepak solemnly. “The off-duty police officer whom Mr. O’Malley’s son just murdered.”

That stops Botzong like a canon blast to the chest.

“Oh.” He stammers a little. “My condolences on your loss.”

Ceepak nods, turns to Kevin O’Malley.

“The video cameras?”

“Right.” Kevin unrolls a schematic. “The feeds go directly to the control room.”

“The small building directly across from where Skippy is currently holding his hostages,” says Ceepak, just so he’s clear.

“Yeah. That’s right. So, obviously, we can’t go over there. However, if I remember correctly-yes, there’s a junction box right there.” He points to the flashy neon sign over the entryway. “The lightning bolts on either side of the lettering are practically pointing to it. Behind the illuminated Entrance sign.”

“On it,” says the head of the T.E.A.M.S. crew. That’s what New Jersey calls the unit of the Technical Response Bureau that’s prepared to deal with what they call “extraordinary police emergencies” such as a psycho putt-putt ball washer holding three dozen innocent civilians hostage on a roller coaster loading dock. The T.E.A.M.S. unit is “a multifaceted entity” that maintains an “all-threats, all-hazards” methodology.

In other words, these guys know how to steal cable TV.

In about five minutes, three bruisers in battle gear have us hooked up to the feed from the wide-angle camera taking in Skippy and his hostages; we can see what the snipers can’t.

First of all, Skippy is up and pacing back and forth, completely shielded by that arched steel ceiling.

He has most of his prisoners sitting on the concrete floor, huddled up against the rear wall. I see a lone blob I take to be Mr. Ceepak tied or chained to one of the railings where you line up in twos to take your seat in the next roller coaster car. I figure one of the blobs in the clump on the floor is Samantha Starky. She was too close to Cliff Skeete and the action not to have been swept up in this thing.

Skippy is waggling his Beretta 92FS, a semiautomatic pistol, in the air like he’s making a speech. Who knows what he’s ranting and raving about. Maybe his dad, and Ceepak’s dad, and how Father’s Day sucks.

I notice two rifles lying on the ground near the bumpy yellow tiles that tell you you’re too close to the track. He brought both shotguns.

There’s also an empty roller coaster train parked behind Skippy. It came down about the same time he blew Santucci away. Everybody escaped because Skippy was too busy corralling the people trapped in the final switchback barriers.

The second train got stuck about halfway around the track when the guy pushing the buttons decided it was better to leave the people stranded than to bring them down here where they might get shot. The fire department, with help from the SWAT helicopter, rescued everybody. The roller coaster operator also escaped from the control room right after he shut the thing down.

“Can we still access the deejay’s feed?” asks the SWAT team leader.

“We’re working on it,” says the guy who rigged up the TVs. “Just now completing a patch into the WAVY studios. They’ve been keeping the disc jockey’s microphone open for us and are, of course, recording everything.”

“Jesus, what the hell is he saying?” demands Big Paddy.

“When you get the feed,” says the SWAT leader, “put it on speakers.”

“Here we go, sir.” He flips a few switches on a portable console.

“… what you people don’t know is, my father, Big Fucking Paddy O’Malley, killed my mother. That’s right. That heart attack she had? That wasn’t just a heart attack, okay? No way. He did it to her. How? Oh, I don’t know. Maybe he shot her up with potassium chloride, which, by the way, is what Kevorkian used in his suicide machine, okay? It’s what they use when they do lethal injections and need to stop a prisoner’s heart, okay?”

This is creepy. We now have sound to go with the picture.

“Okay?” Skippy screams.

Thirty-six terrified heads start nodding.

“It’s true. But you know what? My dad didn’t even need to Kevorkian my mom. Nah. He just needed to keep sleeping around with every stinking slut in town. Girls half his age. Then, you know what? He’d come home. Rub my mom’s face in it. ‘You’re an old, fat cow,’ he’d tell her. ‘That’s why I’m banging a waitress from the Rusty Fucking Scupper on a regular basis.’”

“I said no such thing!”

“Easy, dad,” says Kevin. “It’s just Skippy.”

“Dammit to hell, if your snipers don’t kill the lying son of a bitch, I surely will!”

“Your son, sir,” says Ceepak, “is teetering on the brink of insanity. These are the ravings of a madman.”

“Just like his goddamn sister, Mary. It’s from his mother’s side, the Ryans. They’re all loony.”

Chief Baines steps forward. “Patrick? You need to calm down. Let the professionals handle this.”

“He’s my goddamn son!” he screams.

On the TV, Skippy freezes.

Mr. O’Malley shouts even louder. The man is a human bullhorn: “You’re a goddamn disgrace, Skippy O’Malley!”

Ohmigod. We’re only about one hundred feet away. Skippy can hear him.

He looks up.

Directly at the TV camera.

“Is that you, Daddy?”

“Get that man out of here,” barks the SWAT commander, pointing to Mr. O’Malley. “The other one, too! Now!”

Big guys with tinted goggles grab hold of Kevin and Paddy O’Malley. Lift them up off the ground and forcibly haul them out of the food stand, knocking over a couple of fifty-pound sacks of powdered sugar on the way.