Evan Hunter: Romance

He wondered if her office at Rankin Plaza was painted the same bilious green as the squadroom here. If so, was it as soiled as the paint on the walls of this room that was used and abused twenty-four hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, six in leap year, which this happened to be? He could remember the squadroom being painted only once in all the time he’d worked here. He was not looking forward to that experience again anytime soon, thank you. He supposed apple green and shoddy were the operative interplanetary words that best described the squadroom, or in fact the entire station house. Well, maybe shoddy was too mild a word, perhaps a better description would have been seedy or even shabby, although to tell the truth the only valid description was shitty, a word he had not yet used in the deputy chief’s presence, and might never find an opportunity to use with her ever in his lifetime if last night’s date was any indication.

The Italian restaurant she’d chosen was called La Traviata, which might have led one to believe they’d be piping operatic music into the place, but instead they seemed to favor Frank Sinatra’s Hundred Greatest Hits. Which was okay with Kling. He was a Sinatra fan, and he really didn’t mind hearing him sing “Kiss” over and over again, even if by the fifth time around he knew all the lyrics by heart.

And so on.

But then “One for My Baby” came on for the third time.

The conversation had hit one of those unexpected roadblocks by then, although Kling couldn’t figure out what he’d said or done to cause her sudden silence. Being a detective, he knew that people sometimes reacted belatedly to something that’d been said or done minutes or even hours ago — sometimes years ago, as was the case with a lady they’d arrested recently for poisoning her husband twelve years after he’d called her a whore in front of their entire bowling team. So he was sitting there across from her, trying to figure out why all at once she looked so thoughtfully sullen, when, gee whiz, what a surprise, here came “One for My Baby” again. Hoping to yank her out of whatever the hell was bugging her, and thinking he was making a brilliant observation besides, he remarked that here was a song that merely threatened to tell a story, but never got around to actually telling the story.

“Guy’s had a disastrous love affair,” he said, “and he keeps promising the bartender he’ll tell him all about it, but all he ever does is tell him he’s going to tell him.”

Blank expression on her face.

As if she were ten thousand miles away.

He wondered suddenly if she herself was trying to recover from a disastrous love affair. If so, was she thinking about whoever the guy might have been? And if so, when had the ill-fated romance ended? Twelve years ago? Twelve days ago? Last night?

He let it go.

Concentrated instead on the linguini with white clam sauce.

“Is it because I’m black?” she asked suddenly.

“Is what because you’re black?” he asked.

“That you asked me out.”

“No,” he said. “I don’t think so.”

Is it? he wondered.

Before now, he’d never dated a black woman in his life.

But what the hell had brought that on?

“Is it because I’m white?” he asked lightly, and smiled.

“That you accepted?”

“Maybe,” she said.

And did not return his smile, he noticed.

“Well… do you want to talk about it?” he asked.

“No. Not now.”

“When?”

“Maybe never.”

“Okay,” he said, and went back to the linguini.

He figured that was the end of the story. So long, Whitey, nice to’ve known you, but hey, this ain’ gon work, man.

When she told him after dinner that she’d really rather not go to a movie, they both had to get up so early, and it was already close to ten, he was certain this meant so long and goodbye, bro, see you roun the pool hall one of these days. They shook hands outside her apartment. She thanked him for a nice time. He told her he’d had a nice time, too. It was still raining, but only lightly. He walked through the drizzle from her building to the train station five blocks away.

Three black teenagers came into the car while the train was still on the overhead tracks in Calm’s Point. They seemed to be considering him as they approached. He gave them a look that said Don’t even think it, and they went right on by.

The phone on his desk was ringing.

What Michelle saw when she reached the top of the second-floor landing was another sign nailed to the wall, indicating that the DETECTIVE DIVISION was either just down the corridor past several doors respectively labeled LOCKER ROOM and MEN’S LAVATORY and CLERICAL OFFICE, or else right there on the landing itself, since the sign merely announced itself in black letters on a smudged white field, but gave no other directions. She followed her instincts, and — being right-handed — turned naturally to the right and walked down the hall past the smell of stale sweat seeping from the locker room, and the stench of urine floating from behind the men’s room door, and the wafting aroma of coffee brewing in the clerical office, a regular potpourri here in this “little old cop shop,” as the Detective called it in the play they were rehearsing. At the end of the hall, she saw first a slatted wooden rail divider and beyond that several dark green metal desks and telephones and a bulletin board with various photographs and notices on it, and a hanging light globe, and further into the room some more green metal desks and finally a bank of windows covered with metal grilles. A good-looking blond man sat at one of the desks. She stopped at the railing, cleared her throat again the way she had downstairs, and said — remembering to project — “Detective Kling?”

Kling looked up.

The woman had hair the color of a fire truck dipped in orange juice. Eyes the color of periwinkles. Wearing a tight blue sweater that matched the eyes. Peacoat open over it. Navy-blue skirt to match the coat. Big gold-buckled belt. Blue high-heeled pumps.

“The desk sergeant said I should see you,” she said.

“Yes, he called me a minute ago,” he said. “Come on in.”

She found the latch on the inside of the railing gate, looked surprised when the gate actually opened to her touch, and came tentatively into the room. Kling stood as she approached his desk, and indicated the chair opposite him. She sat, crossing her legs, the blue skirt riding high on her thighs. She lifted her behind, tugged at the skirt, made herself comfortable in the hard-backed chair. Kling sat, too.

“I’m Michelle Cassidy,” she said. “I spoke to someone up here earlier this morning, he said I should come in.”

“Would you remember who that was?”

“He had an Italian name.”

“Carella?”

“I think so. Anyway, he said to come in. He said some-one would help me.”

Kling nodded.

“Let me get some information,” he said, and rolled a DD form into the typewriter. He spaced down to the slot calling for the date of the complaint, typed in today’s date, April 6, spaced down some more to the NAME slot, typed in C-A-S-S, stopped and looked up. “Is that A-D-Y or I-D-Y?” he asked.

“I,” she said.

“Cassidy,” he said, typing. “Michelle like in the Beatles?”

“Yes. A double L.”

“May I have your address, please?”

She gave him her address and the apartment number and her phone number there, and also a work number where she could be reached.