Archer Mayor - Occam's razor

I’d come in the day before and spent the night at Gail’s new condo, drawn not just by curiosity-although that would have been enough-but also by an invitation from Dave Stanton, the Commissioner of Public Safety. He’d asked me to meet him outside the governor’s office on the second floor shortly before the big vote was scheduled to take place.

Gail’s running commentary was still going strong as we reached the black iron staircase and began working our way up. “Reynolds has been just the opposite-damn near invisible. People say he’s been holding secret strategy sessions, but no one I’ve talked to has been approached for their vote, so I’m damned if I know what the strategy’s supposed to be.”

The governor’s office faces the top of the western staircase, and I saw Stanton framed in its doorway, craning to see over the crowd. He waved at us as we came into view. “Joe. Gail-good to see you again. Governor Howell said we could use his office. Why don’t you come in?”

Gail glanced at me and raised her eyebrows questioningly. “He didn’t say it was private,” I whispered.

We followed him through the small reception area into the largest, least appealing office I’ve ever visited. It was huge in all regards, with enormous windows and a two-story ceiling. The paintings and furniture were grandly historic, and the restored plaster on the walls and ceiling elegant and ornate, but the overall impression was of those old Soviet banquet halls on TV, where heads of state were photographed shaking hands, their smiles prefabricated and their eyes cold.

It was, in all fairness, a ceremonial office. Howell’s real one was across the parking lot in the Pavilion Building. This was used for large photo ops and political meetings when the Legislature was in session. But with just the three of us in its midst, especially after Stanton had closed the massive door with a thud, the most impressive thing about it was its emptiness.

It apparently struck him the same way. He looked around like the sole visitor at a royal mausoleum and shook his head. “Sorry about the setting. It was the only private place I could think of.”

“No problem,” I said. “What’s up?”

“It’s a job offer. We were wondering if you’d like to join the new bureau.”

Reynolds and Mullen had both made the same invitation-to join an organization that had yet to exist. I’d dismissed their offers as standard political smoke, since neither one of them had actually been in a position to hire me.

This man was, and the job was now real. I was flattered by the offer, and despite two dress rehearsals, surprised. I was no spring chicken, and had assumed the new VBI would be staffed largely by the thirty-something crowd and mostly drawn from the state police.

I decided to respond cautiously. “Who do you mean by ‘we’?”

“There’s a candidate review board. I’m its head. The offer would be pending a physical exam and a background check, but if what I see now is what you got, I don’t think that’ll be a problem.”

“Have you formulated a structure for this unit yet?”

“It’s been slow, but we’re getting there. It won’t be top-heavy. We’re dividing the state into five regions-the four corners and the middle-and the people assigned to them will live in those regions, but they’ll be free to wander wherever the job takes them. Right now, we don’t see much ranking. The point of the exercise is that this represents the best and brightest-you shouldn’t need a bunch of supervisors looking over your shoulders. You’ll report to a head either in Burlington or Waterbury-probably the first, so people won’t think you’re state police-and he’ll in turn report to the Attorney General. Details still need to be worked out, and we’re looking for input from the first draft of candidates, but that’s basically it. You’d keep all the seniority and benefits you’ve built up in Brattleboro, plus get a big boost in pay and get into the state’s retirement and health coverage programs, all of which will be portable when you leave.”

I walked over to the island-sized desk near the middle of the room. It was covered with an enormous sheet of glass and had dozens of photographs pinned under it like fish under ice. “You’re not having face-to-face interviews like this with every candidate, are you?”

Stanton laughed. “No, you’re one of the few. Most applied as soon as they heard about it. We noticed you weren’t among them, so we all agreed I should make a personal approach. This isn’t an oh-by-the-way offer, Joe. We’d really like you on board.”

I turned to him. “I appreciate that, Dave, and I’m honored. There must be a hell of a lot of people in line.”

“There’re quite a few.”

“And I suppose the applicant list is confidential.”

His face betrayed a dawning wariness. “Yes.”

“Are either Sammie Martens or Willy Kunkle on it?”

He hesitated.

“The reason I ask is that Sammie Martens is one person I think you ought to consider closely-more than me.”

He relented. “We will, Joe. She is on the list. Just make sure she doesn’t find out I told you. She thinks she’s betraying you personally by trying to leave the PD.”

I wasn’t surprised, at either the ambition or the attending guilt. “What about Kunkle?”

He tried ducking the issue. “Every candidate will get the same scrutiny. Yours is just a special case.”

“Meaning he’s not on the list.”

Stanton shifted his weight as if his feet were overheating. “He didn’t apply. We can’t just arbitrarily pull names out of a hat. I have to assume he doesn’t want the job.”

“I didn’t apply, either.”

His expression changed to one of irritation. “You want it or not?”

“Yes, if you’ll consider Kunkle. I’ll make sure he applies.”

“The deadline’s passed.”

I just looked at him.

“Jesus. The man’s a head case. Everyone knows it. This is an elite unit. I don’t want to start it off with a total flake.”

“People are being judged on their qualifications, right? Not on whether you like them or not.”

“Of course.”

“Then all I’m asking is for him to be considered. If you won’t do that much, then you can cross my name off, too.”

Stanton let out a long sigh. “Okay, but if, by some miracle, he does make it, he’s your baby-wherever you decide to call home, that’s where he’ll be assigned. That much I can control. Then it’ll be up to you to ask me later to have his butt fired.”

I slapped him on the shoulder. “I don’t think I’ll be doing that, and if, as you say, he does make the cut, I also think you’ll be pleased with the results. He’ll make you proud.”

“If he does, I’ll consider the priesthood.”

“By the way,” I asked him, standing by the door, “since we’ve totally blown the confidentiality of this process, did either Ron Klesczewski or J.P. Tyler apply?”

“No. You going to round them up, too?”

I could tell from his tone of voice he was over the worst of it-plus the fact he was now smiling. “They’re probably happier where they are. Ron’s a small-town boy, and J.P. would feel overrun by the mobile crime lab people. I was just curious.”

I opened the heavy door and ushered Gail out, pausing on the threshold to look back at him. “Dave, I do appreciate the offer, and the slack you’re cutting me.”

He waved me away. “I know. Don’t worry about it.”

A few minutes later, Gail and I were maneuvering our way through the jammed reception room parallel to the House chamber, aiming for where Gail had reserved two spots near the west wing entrance, to the left of the speaker’s podium.

“That was a hell of a stunt,” she said angrily. “You damn near killed your own chances. And he’s right about Kunkle. He’ll be making the whole outfit look bad before you know it.”