Микки Спиллейн - The Last Cop Out

They dumped the corpses in the Jersey meadows and sent the truck back to Florida with the big surprise for Herman the German.

The Big Board in Chicago was duly notified and approved the procedure, even though they didn’t appreciate it. The only thing they didn’t know about was the navel surgery.

She had enjoyed the show, but Gill had sat there silent beside her and never even cracked a smile, even during the most hilarious scenes of the performance. He didn’t look at his watch or squirm or complain, so that’s the way he probably enjoys a stage show, she was thinking.

But Gill Burke was occupied by the two bodies the Jersey police had found because they were searching the area for a lost kid, and the lab had turned up physical evidence of particles that indicated they had both been in a garage, a very old garage that stored number-one cup grease which had been out of style since World War I.

That fracas had been a long time ago and the garage had to cater to renovators of antique automobiles, or their parts, or just be plain old. They hadn’t gotten a make on the corpses yet, but that would come and when the performance was over he’d have to call Bill Long to see how far they had gotten. He had tried once at intermission and they were still working on it. Well, another fifteen minutes and maybe they’d have it.

He didn’t realize the curtain had come down until everybody started to leave and he remembered the present and looked at Helen. “Enjoy it?” she asked him.

“Great.”

“Later I want you to tell me about it.”

“Why?”

“Because I think you sleep with your eyes open.”

“You know better than that.”

“Do I?”

“Maybe if I had you next to me...”

Helen let a slow smile drift across her mouth. “He told me you could be charming.”

“Who?”

“Mr. Verdun. He gave us the tickets.”

The crawl started down between his legs and crossed up his belly. Everything was there and she didn’t even have to tell him how accidental it all looked. Damn, he was dumb! He should have asked, should have done something. He was too preoccupied with his own thoughts and let everything go by the board.

“Helen...” He looked around him. The aisles were emptying fast. “Don’t ask questions and do exactly what I tell you to do.”

“Gill?”

“Just do it. Come on.” He took her arm and edged out of the row of seats, then fought his way into the throng heading for the exits. When they were firmly surrounded he spotted a group of eight, joined them in their frenzy to flag down a cab, then beat them out with a hard shove of his left hand and shoved Helen in and got in behind her.

He told the driver where to go, kept checking behind him, but the streets of Manhattan at theater-closing time are nothing but cabs anyway and he couldn’t tell if they were being followed or not. When he dropepd her at her apartment he told the driver what else to do and got out four blocks away.

By the time the cab that had really followed him had reached the point he was at there was a basement stairwell handy and he dropped into it before the tommy gun went off and took the windows out of the lower floor right beside his head.

Only this time he had a two-handed grip on the .45 and let one slug off and saw the driver catch it square in the side of the head and the cab went halfway down the street before it crashed into the row of parked cars at the curb.

He wasn’t fast enough to get the occupant of the back seat, but Bingo Miles was sure as hell dead in the front one.

Two hours later the disgruntled lab technicians who had been summoned from their quiet homes had certified the fact that Bingo Miles had the same microscopic particles in his clothing that had been found on the dead men in the Jersey meadows and Robert Lederer was blue in the face because Gill Burke wouldn’t tell him what it was all about.

All he’d do was grin and he couldn’t even fire him, since Burke was the only one who had any inkling of what was going on. That son of a bitch renegade ex-cop was holding all the aces.

Until now, the Frenchman could never understand fear. He had seen it in others, heard it expressed, saw it demonstrated, but he never could understand it, because until now it had been part of somebody who was fearful of him. He didn’t like the sensation at all. In fact, he didn’t even recognize it until he vomited without being sick. He just stopped on the street and vomited like a fucking pregnant woman.

So what if that idiot Miles got himself shot? He had it all set up and instead of letting it happen he gets himself shot and that fucking Shatzi is all hyped up because his buddy gets knocked off and he’s all shook because he thinks the setup went the other way. Damn it, you couldn’t trust a freak when the chips went down and why he used Shatzi he’d never know. Maybe he was getting too old. He used to be able to handle the freaks, now they blew up on him and if he didn’t squash that crazy bastard he’d have the whole Big Board climbing down his neck. He should have remembered what Lulu told him one day. “Freaks speak,” she had said. He should have listened.

Okay, Shatzi, you are on the hot list now.

But Shatzi Heinkle had already figured that one out and had packed up his stuff and changed hotels. When the soldiers came to look for him, the room was cold and empty. The night clerk had not seen him go, neither had the doorman, who was half drunk.

Frank Verdun felt another quiver of fear when they told him. He didn’t like what was outside there. Gill Burke was bad enough, but there was something else too.

The whole fucking organization was falling apart, he thought.

“Let’s have it again,” Bill Long said.

“They set me up,” Burke grinned slowly. “Verdun tossed the tickets in her lap and they were able to spot my movements.”

“That’s right, Miss Scanlon?”

“I don’t know. Mr. Verdun said I could give the tickets away. I choose to keep them.”

“Then you could have made the deal work.”

“If you look at it that way, most likely, yes.”

“Fuck you, Bill,” Burke said.

“All right, its a possibility, damn it!”

“And it stinks.”

“Not from what you told me.”

“You got no schmarts, pal. From the neck up, you’re dead.”

“What will a good lawyer make of it?”

“Nothing,” Gill said. “The prosecution won’t even take it into court and you know it.”

“That leaves you on your own personal vendetta.”

“Balls, I never had much to do with the Frenchman.”

“This is now, buddy.”

“Now I’ll kill him,” Gill said. Then added, “If he gives me the chance.”

“You won’t even advise him of his rights?”

“Screw the Miranda or the Escobedo decisions.”

“Just like the old days, eh?”

“Correct, chum.”

“Fine cop.”

“Shit.”

“Maybe Lederer doesn’t need you any more.”

“He sure does, my friend.”

“Why?”

“Because I’m not the one who is running scared.”

Bill Long took a deep breath and settled into his chair. He should have known better than to get into a hassle, but things weren’t the same any more. “Tell me,” he said, “why with all this crap and all these kills are you suddenly being the target? The whole damn Mafia doesn’t suddenly pounce on you when they have something like this other thing happening to them?”

Burke stood up and lit a cigarette. When he had a couple of deep drags he looked outside toward the night of the city and said, “You should have asked me that a long time ago. Or do you still want me to goad you into further speculation?”

“You know what you can do?”