James Swain - Super Con

“You’re taller than me.” Mags gasped. “How did that happen?”

Amber kicked off her shoes and shrank two inches. “That better?”

Mags hugged her. “Much better.”

Amber didn’t have luggage, just a carry-on, so they went outside to the departure area as Mags sent a text to her driver. Thirty seconds later, a black stretch limo pulled up to the curb, and the uniformed driver jumped out and opened the passenger door.

“Welcome to Las Vegas, Ms. Flynn,” the driver said to her daughter.

Amber looked at her mother before getting in. “This is so decadent.”

“It gets better,” Mags said.

They drank California champagne and ate caviar on crackers during the drive. It was Amber’s first time in Sin City, and Mags had the driver take the long route. The town was jumping, and Amber lowered her window, her face bathed in blinding neon and all the false promises that it carried.

“What do you think?” Mags asked.

“All the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato,” Amber replied.

“Whose line is that?”

“A really funny comic named Jason Love. Is it always this crazy?”

“This is nothing. Wait until the weekend rolls around.”

At LINQ, Amber got the same royal treatment at the front desk, and she was presented with the keys to a suite on the same floor as Mags. They rode up on an elevator together still holding their champagne flutes and giggling like teenagers.

“Mom, I want you to be straight with me,” her daughter said. “Are you really starring in your own TV show? Or is this just an elaborate put-on?”

“It’s a pilot. And yes, I’m the star. Fingers crossed the network likes it.”

“How could they not?”

Amber’s suite was perfect, the lights turned low, music playing over the surround-sound system, a welcome basket of fruit and delectable chocolates on the night table. Amber got settled in and smothered a yawn. It had been a long day, and Mags kissed her daughter’s cheek.

“Get some sleep. I’ll order up breakfast in the morning. Then you can come to the set and watch us shoot a scene. Sound like fun?”

“Sure, Mom,” her daughter said. “Whatever you want to do is okay with me.”

Mags entered her suite to find a shooting script lying on the floor with a Post-it note from Rand. The studio hired a script doctor to do a polish. Nothing major. See you in the a.m.

She fixed herself a drink and thumbed through the script. The scenes that had yet to be shot were filled with changes and corrections, all of it in red pencil, just like her least favorite high school teachers used to do. Most of the changes were cosmetic, except for the scene where her crew rips off a Strip casino and Mags deposits the loot at the door of a women’s health clinic that can’t pay its bills. The script doctor had suggested having the scene happen during the day, so that Mags could interact with the clinic’s owner. It would be more dramatic that way, the script doctor said.

She tossed the script to the floor. The show was called Night and Day . During the day, she was a gaming agent who busted crooks; at night, she was a thief who ripped off the joints. Having her rip off a casino during the day destroyed the whole premise of the show.

“Asshole,” she said to no one but herself.

Someone was knocking on her door. Through the peephole, she spied Amber holding a bottle of wine and two glasses. She poured her drink down the sink before letting Amber in.

“I couldn’t sleep,” her daughter said.

Amber poured the wine, and they curled up on opposite ends of the couch and clinked glasses in a toast. Her daughter’s eyes were filled with worry. Mags waited her out.

“I don’t know how to say this, Mom, but you look terrible. Are you okay?”

“I’m fine,” Mags said.

“Well, you don’t look fine. You’ve lost weight and you have dark rings under your eyes. Are you sick? Don’t lie to me about this, Mom.”

Mags felt trapped. Amber had majored in criminology, and her line of questioning felt like a police interrogation without the bright lights. “Really, I’m fine. It’s been a long day, and I’m running on fumes. I’m not lying to you.”

“How much weight have you lost?”

“Fifteen pounds. You wouldn’t believe how fat the camera makes you look.”

“Are you taking speed to keep the weight off?”

“Whatever gave you that idea?”

“Your voice is too high-pitched. I studied substance abuse in school. They taught us how to recognize the different symptoms of drug abusers.”

“And you think I’m abusing speed. How wonderful.”

“Are you?”

“Does it really matter?”

“It does to me. You’re the only mother I have, even if I hardly know you.”

A horrible silence passed. Tears raced down Amber’s cheeks. This was just as excruciating for her as it was for Mags. They both put their wineglasses on the coffee table. Then Amber crawled into her mother’s arms, and they shared a good cry.

“Have you ever heard of a website called Silk Road?” Amber asked.

They had graduated to room-service nachos and cold beer. It was 2:00 a.m. and Mags was going to feel like crap tomorrow, but she didn’t care. Something wonderful had passed between them, and Mags was going to hold onto it for as long as she could.

“That’s the site that sold illegal stuff, like weapons and heroin.”

“Right. Its creator’s name was Ross Ulbricht, and he lived secretly in San Francisco. Here’s the amazing part. The person who tracked Ulbricht down was a DEA agent named Gary Alford who works in Manhattan. Alford found Ulbricht without leaving his office.”

“How’d he pull that off?”

“He used Google. Seriously.”

Mags smiled through a mouthful of nachos. She hadn’t eaten junk food since going on her diet, and she’d forgotten how truly great it tasted.

“For my class project, I had to track down a criminal using just Google, then write a paper about all the crimes the person had committed,” Amber said.

“That sounds interesting. Which criminal did you pick?”

“You.”

Mags choked on a nacho. She sucked down the rest of her beer, and the storm clouds passed. Amber’s eyes had gone moist again.

“So you know about the cheating,” Mags said.

“I figured it out when I was little,” Amber said. “I always had new clothes and got great toys for Christmas even though Grandma and Grandpa were on Social Security. Then one day I got the mail, and it contained an envelope from you. I steamed it open and saw the money.”

Back in her grifting days, Mags had carried a stamped envelope in her purse addressed to her parents. When the sucker was cleaned out, she’d stuff half the money into the envelope, find the nearest mailbox, and send it off.

“How much about me did you find?”

“A lot,” Amber said. “You were busted more than a dozen times, but the charges never stuck. You must have had some good lawyers.”

“How can you find that stuff if the charges didn’t stick?”

“There’s a website that has mug shots from every police precinct in the country. If you’ve been hauled in, they have your mug shot. They let you permanently un-publish a mug shot for a fee. It’s blackmail, but I did it anyway.”

“You made my arrests go away?”

“You bet. It was the least I could do.”

“You’re not mad at me for not being in your life?”

“I missed you, sure, but Grandma and Grandpa took great care of me. My other friends didn’t have it so good. Their parents went through ugly divorces and they got hurt. Compared to them, my life was pretty stable. But I do have a question. Is that okay?”