Robert Tanenbaum - Absolute rage

"I thought you were all Mountaineers," said Marlene.

Hendricks did a grin 'n' head bob to acknowledge the joke. "No, I mean those technical rock climbers. Rangers."

"You're trying to tell us it'd be rough, I mean, dragging them out," said Karp.

"Rough, yeah, for a full-scale military operation prepared to take major casualties. Which we're not prepared to do right now, even if we had the resources. Speaking of military, the Cades ain't poor. They had that coal, and they had their rackets, moonshining and now marijuana and meth labs…"

"How do they get the product out? Car?"

"Well, no, they know better than to try that, because we'd stop them just on general principles. What they do, we think, is pack it out to a county road feeding into Highway 712 around Ponowon and their contacts pick it up there. There's a grocery store outside Ponowon where they get messages and use the phone. The drug boys got a tap on it, but the Cades are pretty careful about what they say. There's trails down that mountain, but they're all trip-wired and booby-trapped. People around here tell their kids to stay off Burnt Peak, and they do. Occasionally someone goes up there and don't come back." Hendricks looked at Marlene. "Marlene here'll tell you that ain't hard in these parts, even if no one means you any harm. Anyway, about their money. Ben Cade is sort of a famous miser. He's supposed to have a lot of gold, so he'll be sitting pretty when the country falls apart, which he expects it to. But a lot of the time they trade their dope for weapons. They're well armed, maybe they even have heavy machine guns and rocket launchers." Hendricks looked at Hawes again. "So that's the answer to your question. I heard that the ATF was planning a raid up there a while back, but after Waco they kind of lost interest. Women and kids and heavy weapons? No one wants to go there again."

"But they come off the mountain, don't they?" Marlene asked. "The guys we're interested in don't seem to have any problem showing themselves."

"Uh-huh, that's so," said Hendricks, "but since you all let Mose Welch loose, they haven't stirred from home. And if you swear out warrants against the three Cade boys, I can guarantee you they will disappear permanently, or at least until this show goes home and things get back to normal. For them, I mean."

"It would be good," said Karp reflectively, "if we could lure them out. And grab them up in town or on the road."

"Lure them?" Marlene asked. "I could do my Streisand medley from the bandstand in the courthouse square. Do you think they'd be attracted by sophisticated song stylings?"

"I think we need to hold that in reserve, dear," said Karp, "if all else fails." He got up and paced. Everyone watched him do it. "Let's see," he mused, "we know these people aren't rocket scientists, so how hard could it be to schmeikel them?"

"Pardon?" said Hendricks.

"Oh, schmeikel? An old Norman French legal concept meaning to cozen, deceive, gull, shaft, bamboozle, generally in financial matters but by extension in any negotiation. And now that I think of it, you said something interesting there a while ago, Wade. You said the Cade boys holed up after we let Welch go. Because they're afraid we'll go after them next, since they really did it. Also, let's assume they have a leak or leaks letting them know all about the evidence we have pointing their way."

"Leaks? What leaks?" said Hawes.

"Hey, in a small place where everyone is related to everyone else, most of what we're doing will become general knowledge before long. Believe me, it happens in New York and Washington, too. But this, what we're planning now, absolutely can't get out. It can't go beyond the five people in this room plus one."

"Two can keep a secret if one is dead," observed Marlene darkly.

"Yes, thank you," said Karp, "good advice from the Sicilian delegation."

"Who's the plus one?" asked Cheryl Oggert.

"The new judge. He'll have to be in on it. I'm hoping that with enough hoopla and verisimilitude we can roll them, even if they hear rumors to the contrary. You're going to have to be the key man in the deception, Stan."

"Deception? I don't follow," said Hawes, scowling. "What are you talking about?"

"Oh, sorry. I thought it was obvious. The schmeikel. You have to go into the tank, and let them know that you're going in. You have to find another Mose Welch, but a more plausible one, a more shocking one, and Cheryl here has to grind out publicity on it and all of us have to have our pictures taken, grinning like idiots. Once we've seemed to settle on the new suspects, and once Stan has told Floyd that he's aboard, our real scumbags ought to come down from their impregnable mountain stronghold to join in the fun, just like they did when we had Welch."

Everyone was silent for a moment, digesting this. Then Hendricks asked, "Is that legal? Arresting someone like that just to get someone to come out of hiding?"

Karp forbore to roll his eyes. "No, Wade, we're not really arresting anyone. The persons involved will of course be volunteers. Legally, the whole thing will be a nullity. It's analogous to those scam contests the cops in New York and the feds use to pull in fugitives. The cops send an official-looking letter to the fugitive's last known address-congratulations, you've won the lottery, come to such and such an address and pick up your check. Or it's season tickets to the Yankees. The mopes show up and get nabbed."

"They actually fall for this?" asked Oggert incredulously.

"Every time. And these are streetwise hoods we're talking here, not…" Karp searched for a nice way to put it.

"Dumb hillbillies?" suggested Oggert.

"Thank you," said Karp with a grin, and to the group: "Well, what do you think?"

"It might could work," said Hendricks. "Who were you thinking of? I mean for the phony killers."

"Ideally, like I said, it should be someone both plausible and scandalous, so that the fake carries some weight. We want big publicity on this, and we want the Cades to really believe that they dodged the bullet again, that Stan here is bought and wired. I also want them to think it's amusing. I want them to want to come to town and sit around in bars and chat about ain't it awful how-"

Marlene interrupted, "I know who you're thinking of and I think it's disgusting. How could you?"

"It's right, Marlene. You know it's the only way to go."

"It still stinks on ice."

As the three others observed this exchange, confusion grew on their faces. Hawes said, "Would you mind telling us what you're going on about?"

"Sorry," said Karp. "My wife is objecting to my plan, which she figured out because she knows my devious ways, as I know hers."

Marlene said, "He wants to use the boys. The Heeney boys."

Karp saw the ripple of revulsion replace the confused looks. He ignored it. "If they'll agree," he said. "And if the judge will go for it."

Judge Honus Ray Bledsoe had not enjoyed retirement much, although he had a generous pension, a comfortable house with a garden in which he grew roses. The roses won prizes; they dared not do otherwise. He read widely; he gave an occasional interview; he recommended bright local kids to law schools; and he was bored. He had left the high court bench at age seventy-eight as he had promised himself he would. By no means a fearful man, he admitted to himself that he feared the loss of mental powers he had seen among many of his older colleagues. Appointed judges may in most places serve for life, and it is a sad peculiarity of their status that usually no one in their milieu is comfortable with telling them they have become senile, while many may benefit from manipulating them in their infirmity. The problem, Bledsoe thought, was that the victim of advanced age was the last person to know he was losing his sharps, and in his case no one was around anymore he could trust to tell him. His wife would have told him, but she was dead. His kids all lived away, and besides, they thought he was immortal, which he knew he was not, but was eighty-three all the same. So when Orne had called him about cleaning up Robbens, he had agreed to do a job he had thought about on and off for four decades, provisional to an interview, during which they had discussed points of law (Orne had been his clerk) and the events of the day. At the end Bledsoe had asked Orne in his characteristically blunt manner whether the governor thought he still had all his marbles, and Orne had said that in his opinion the judge had more marbles than anyone else in the state of West Virginia.