Max Collins - Quarry

“Can I have another Scotch?”

“Of course, certainly, let me have your glass. Where are you from, Mr. Quarry?”

“Nowhere, really.”

“What’s your trade?”

“I’m a salesman.”

“What do you sell?”

“Myself, mostly. Like everybody else.”

“How true, how true that is. We’re all prostitutes, Mr. Quarry, in one way or another. We pursue almighty buck, the great American pastime. But what happens when we get almighty buck, Mr. Quarry?”

“I’ve never had that problem.”

“Well, I’ve had it, I have it now. Once you get there, so what? What’s the point of it all?”

“That’s a question I never ask myself.”

“You just play your role and continue on, survival as an end in itself.”

“You might say that.”

“We have roles we play, Mr. Quarry, and sometimes playing them we forget who we really are.” She laughed, then said, “Do you know,” her voice slipping into a flat Midwestern nasal twang, “do you know I’ve made a pile of money being a homey, down-to-earth Ioway gal? Like to hear a recipe for chocolate marshmallow fudge? Some tips on jarring preserves?” She shook her head and began making her third gin and tonic. I touched her arm.

I said, “Listen, it’s none of my business, especially since I don’t know how much you can hold, but you’ve got a role to play out there, with your friends and relatives, and a gutful of gin and tonic might not be the best thing for you to be riding on.”

She made the drink anyway, and had it down before she answered. “Leeches,” she said. “None of those S.O.B.’s, none of ’em cared about Albert when he was alive. Why should they care now?”

“You’re important business people in this town,” I said. “They come out of respect to you.”

“Leeches,” she said.

“You want to go back now?”

“Yes.”

I walked her back and she was a bit wobbly on the way, but once in the drawing room she straightened and resumed her role of stiff-upper-lipped bereaved sister. She was a good actress.

After a while I went out into the hallway and sat on the bottom step of the winding staircase. It was nice getting away from that drawing room full of ghouls; it was nice sitting alone. For half an hour I sat and watched the French doors to Springborn’s den and waited. Finally Peg came out and gave me a wry smile and said, “Having a good time?”

“Terrific,” I said. “Any progress?”

She shook her head no; still a stalemate situation, she told me, probably best sorted out by lawyers. Ray was too good at business wheeling-and-dealing, she said, and she was too stubborn, for either of them to make any headway.

Then she said, “Well, now, look… I suppose I ought to go pay my respects to Linda Sue, and make the rounds talking to the friends and relatives. What a pain in the ass. I suppose you’ve had your fill of all that? You want to wait out here for me?”

“Sure. Take your time, I don’t mind the waiting at all.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

I watched as she disappeared into the drawing room, then I went in through the French doors.

Raymond Springborn’s den was similar to his wife’s, but on a larger scale. One wall was a window that provided a no doubt breathtaking view of the Mississippi, a view blocked right now by drawn cream-color curtains. The room was full of dark wood, like the hallway but not so barren, with a nonfunctional fireplace across from the French doors, its mantel covered by trophy-style awards, and much wall space taken up by framed citations, plaques and photographs pertaining to the Kitchen Korner radio program and various other Springborn-Leroy family enterprises. The wall opposite the cream-curtained window was all but engulfed by a desk about the size of a small tank, a grooved, scarred desk stacked high with paperwork. The half of the back wall that wasn’t taken up by French doors was a bookcase and in front of the bookcase was a steel frame cart with a modest supply of liquor and glasses riding it. Raymond Springborn was standing with his back to me, replacing a bottle of bourbon on the stand, getting ready to chug down a healthy glass.

Apparently he hadn’t heard me come in, his mind on the business dealings he’d discussed with Peg, perhaps, or maybe he was just anticipating the forthcoming jolt of bourbon.

“I’d like to talk to you, Mr. Springborn,” I said.

I startled him. I heard him choke on his swallow of bourbon and he swiveled, his face intensely surprised and angered; the moment was close to a comic one, as though he were a comedian doing a double take. Was there recognition in that look? Was this the man who earlier today had tried to take me apart with a wrench?

“Who the hell are you?” His voice was an even baritone. He’d been edgy there at first, but he calmed down fast.

I couldn’t be sure if this was the man with the wrench, couldn’t be sure at all: the struggle had been in near-dark, I’d been caught off guard and had been concerned with survival, not with remembering a detailed observation for later. A black T-shirt and a wrench, that was all I could clearly remember about my assailant. Springborn was wearing black, all right, a conservative gray-black suit, out of respect for the deceased, I assumed. That morning when Albert’s body was being hauled away, I’d seen Springborn from across the street and had pegged him as tall, but not this tall, not damn near six-four. And I couldn’t remember that man with the wrench as being so tall. But then I hadn’t stopped to weigh and measure him, either.

I said, “My name’s Quarry.”

If he recognized the name, he didn’t show it. If he was the man who’d hired me, and if the Broker had called him today to tell him about my staying around Port City, then Springborn might have gotten my name from Broker. At any rate, what he would have gotten for sure from Broker was a description, a good detailed description like the one I wished I had of the man with the wrench.

As for Springborn’s description, well, he looked like what he was: a successful businessman, the proper lean, hard look of a man who got to the top and stayed there. His hair was the color of ashes, his eyes a similar gray. Otherwise his features were bland, ordinary. But those eyes, with shaggy, hawkish eyebrows, those translucent gray eyes seemed to take everything in let nothing out.

“Have we met?” He finished his bourbon in one gulp, put the glass down on the cart top.

“Maybe. That’s something I want to find out.”

“Do you have any particular reason for talking in circles?”

“I didn’t come to answer questions,” I said, “I came to ask.”

“Now look, I don’t know who you are, or who you imagine yourself to be, Mr. whatever-the-hell-yousaid-your-name-was, but…”

“Quarry.”

“… but I suggest you and your goddamn overbearing manner leave immediately.”

“I suggest we talk.”

“You’re a madman,” he said, teetering between irritation and amusement.

“I’m a businessman. Like yourself.”

“We’ve had business in the past?”

“That’s something else I intend to find out.”

“People who talk in riddles annoy hell out of me.”

“People who act like riddles annoy hell out of me.”

“Your nerve is amazing, I’ll say that for you. Just how did you manage to get in here, anyway?”

“I came with Peg Baker.”

“Peg…?”

“You can forget trying to blame her for me. She’s just a little indiscriminate about who she sleeps with, that’s all.”

“Oh, so you picked her up, got into her confidence and her pants, not necessarily in that order, and used her to get inside my house.”